Quirky humour discussion

Having joined this group in good faith I have discovered that its members have suddenly refrained from Quirking? Would it be asking too much for someone to return and possibly be slightly Quirky?

Here's some "quirky" humour.
Excerpt from the republic of wine: scene in the orphanage between the dwarf boy and the children-
'All right children, do you want a daddy?'
'Yes, we do.'
'Starting today I'll be your daddy. I'll protect you. I'll teach you and I'll supervise you. Anyone who disobeys me will be drowned in the pool. Do you understand?'
'Yes, we do.'
'Call me Daddy three times. All together now.'
'Daddy-Daddy-Daddy!'
'Down on your knees and kowtow to me, all of you. Three times.'....

The Republic of Wine

Thank you for that bit of Quirkiness Cid. I do hope the kind dwarf did not have to take his children to the water.

I try to be quirky at all times. Just sayin'

My biggest failure in life is that I was not able to train my dog to tap dance. I did, however, manage to pass off a shaved chimp as my child. So I have got that going for me.

Has anyone seen my liver sandwich? I could swear I left it here.