For people with no lives discussion

We'll have a conversation using quotes only O:-) Why not, right?

Jordan will start because he seems to be the one most into quotes. So whether you like it or not...Go jordan.

"You ever wonder why we're here?"
-Minor Junior Private Negative First Class Dexter Grif

Life? Don't talk to me about life!

Marvin - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."

— Robert Frost

“Life goes on within you and without you”

-The beatles

"Toto, I have a felling we're not in Kansas anymore."
— L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy."
- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

"Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?"
— Calvin Trillin (Feeding a Yen: Savoring Local Specialties, from Kansas City to Cuzco)

"I am a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls."
— Fanny Brice

((Umm...lol, wow, this is turning out to be some random conversation, how did it jump from talking about life to kansas?????))

((lol, So far I've been looking for about 15 minutes and I really don't know how to respond to that xD nicely done...))

Bagels Are Bad

-Miles Hassell

((BAM!))

"You suck!"
-Minor Junior Private Grif, Negative First Class

Ka-blamo wrote: "((Umm...lol, wow, this is turning out to be some random conversation, how did it jump from talking about life to kansas?????))"

(lol because you guys were talking about life and then I just used the "toto we're not in Kansas" anymore one and then it just kinda changed from there I guess...)

Jordan♫ wrote: ""You suck!"
-Minor Junior Private Grif, Negative First Class"

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."
— Jim Butcher

Mikayla wrote: "Ka-blamo wrote: "((Umm...lol, wow, this is turning out to be some random conversation, how did it jump from talking about life to kansas?????))"

(lol because you guys were talking about life and t..."

((but....but....then it's just random quotes*sob* and then Jordan will start posting random things that donut says))

((okk okkk won't happen again. :P))

(( lol, I just don't want Jordan to get out of line *scolding look* you wont quote randomly donut's car quote...rigghhhhtttt?))

Mikayla wrote: "Jordan♫ wrote: ""You suck!"
-Minor Junior Private Grif, Negative First Class"

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your fa..."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
-Dan Quayle

Chris wrote: "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
-Dan Quayle
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"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
— Mark Twain

“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit”

-Elbert Hubbard

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser men so full of doubts."
— Bertrand Russell

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
— Abraham Lincoln

"I wont repeat myself."

-Kelly Lynch.

"A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours."
-Laurence J. Peter
(I'm not sure this works but...)

"Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?"
— Wendy Mass

"Tradition is a guide and not a jailer."
-W. Somerset Maugham

"I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there"
— Charles Bukowski

"For the last time, LET ME OUT OF THIS GOD**N JAIL CELL!!"
-Pvt. Leonard Church

"Here’s the thing… I’ve already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are."
— Stephenie Meyer

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

"Being crazy isn't enough."
— Dr. Seuss

"I'm not crazy, I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go blow up that dead body."
— Agent Washinton

"You're kidding ... what a crazy random happenstance!"
— Joss Whedon

"BAH! Who need second chances?! They're overrated and a waste of money."
— Mikayla

(wow lol I forgot I said that... this is dangerous :])

"We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance."
-Harrison Ford

"Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."
— Lemony Snicket

"Crazy? I was crazy once...they burried me under the ground..... WORMSSSSS ARE UNDER THE GROUND...worms drive me crazy!!!!!"

-Unknown

"You gave me CPR for a bullet wound in the head?! What would you have done if they stabbed me in the toe? Rub my neck with some Aloe Vera?!"
— Sarge

Mikayla wrote: ""You're kidding ... what a crazy random happenstance!"
— Joss Whedon"

WIN.
i love Dr. Horrible.
or... "Oh, my, look at my wrist, I have to go!"

"Captain Hammer threw a car at my head."
-Dr. Horrible/Joss Whedon

"It threw our car at us!"
-PFC Dick Simmons

"Once people start throwing stuff, I go inside."

— Stephenie Meyer

"It is easier to stay out than get out."
-Mark Twain

"Oh, that's my cue! Let's go!"
-Pvt. Donut

This will all end in tears.

-Marvin

"Hey! Stop having feelings, you!"
-PFC Dick Simmons

((OMG AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT SAID "HEY! STOP! I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!" I WAS CRACKING UP))

“Feeling and longing are the motive forces behind all human endeavor and human creations.”

Einstein