Rap Battles discussion

Let us do this!

Who do you want to be?

No idea, I was thinking assassins, but don't know who

Though I am up for anything

Maybe a famous writer?

Great idea! Sorry, I was travelling for a couple of days. I can be Stephen King!!!

Okay, I know a little about him, vs ....Lovecraft?

Oh man, you just brought back memories of Cthulhu... Hey, how about we pitch one of each author's characters against one another?

Ummm yeah a slight problem with that is I haven't read either of there books, I hate horror so I avoid them

*gasp* Cthulhu vs. Carrie... XP My imagination is running rampant right now... But I'm fine if you wanna pitch Lovecraft against King, plain and simple :)

Oh oops my tangent ran on so long Imdidnt see your comment... Okay, we ca go with a different topic, unless you wanna research about Lovecraft for the rap...

Sorry I think that actually this is a bad idea as well I don't no much about there characters or themselves

Hmmm I want a different character, I can do jules verne?

Sorry, by the way thanks for your vote

Yep, I love me some "Journey to the Centre of the Earth", "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea" and "Around the World in Eighty Days". I can either rap as an author who is deemed similar to Verne, such as Jonatahn Swift, or an author who contracts him.

What a conundrum.

Oh another classic Victorian author is an option, like Charles dickens, or maybe ser author colan doyle

Oh, and you're welcome! Some free feedback: I think that in rapping ability, you and Jeff are matched, but Jeff's presentation of his rap scored him more votes. Your knowledge of the the person you were rapping as really helped you develop some spicy comebacks, which I personally loved.

...I talk too much...

And godd*mnit (I think I have to blank that out...), Jonathan Swift, not Jonatahn!!! Curse you, brain!!

Okay, yeah he is one of my heros

Thank you by the way for the feed back

Your welcome!!!
I've just been formulating a really weird fanart thing of Verne and Conan Doyle shooting lasers from their eyes at each other... Had it not been witnessed during other posts, I'm sure you will see I am weird.... Mwahahahahahaha

Hey my name is deathscoming and my motto is mortem venit, death is coming, I am weird as well, so Verne vs Conan Doyle?

By the way may I ask how do I improve my presentation?

My motto is noli timere messorem - don't fear the reaper.
Definitely to Verne vs. Conan Doyle.
I think the cleanliness of Jeff's presentation won him the votes, so to improve your presentation, perhaps you could proffer your rap in the form of verses.

So you mean do it
like this sort of thing

Yep.

Because your content was great during the rap.

So I shall be verne?

Yep, and you can start.

Oh wait, we have to post character profiles...

Okay, I hope I do okay as while I do know them, well we will see

Name: Jules verne
From: Real life
Description: Often called the father of science fiction he was well known in his time for making very science heavy novels that are very fictional
Appearance: http://a4.files.biography.com/image/u...

Name: Arthur Conan Doyle
Known for: Mostly for his fictional stories about the detective Sherlock Holmes, which are considered milestones in the history of crime novels.
Born: May 22, 1859, Edinburgh
Died: July 7, 1930, Crowborough
Appearance: http://www.aphorism4all.com/images/13...

((Okay, I shall start))
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
JULES VERNE

VS

ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

BEGIN

Hello there my friend
What are you doing here?
Don't you know that this
is my domain? Your most
Famous for a detective
That you hated to write
for and your actually novels
are now forgotten
lets see how you do
But lets get this over with
I got a meeting with the
Captain today

((Sorry didn't know I wrote this long))

Oh great, it’s Verne
He’ll never learn
My novels are long gone?
Let’s see how well you don
Your misguided facts

You see I am the pro
And this you probably know
But your plot is too plain
And your didactic style a drain
So you’re just jealous

((Sorry, there was a hiccup in my internet speed.))

((This problem may persist.))

My plot is too plain?
I started a whole new
way of writing, science
fiction was started by me
even today my books are still
bought, your only remembered for
that detective with some brains
What else are you known for?
Other then a series of short stories
made for a newspaper?

((It's fine))

Ha, "a whole new" style?
You made me smile!
Your powers of imagination
Are a very defamation
To the holiness of literature!

Your scientific understanding
Was notwithstanding
Far too medieval and crude
You idiotic pseud!
All true sci-fi fans dance on your grave

Bah! You attack me but how
about some defence? Your famous
For short stories, now to my defence
Yes today my work is no longer science
fiction, however what do you think
a century will do? My work
still is being remembered
while yours yet again is falling
behind, everyone knows my name
but they only know the name Sherlock
and they don't remember you!

Alright, I'm not known?
You speak like a crone!
Your name is still remembered?
Your brain has been dismembered

You've mentioned Sherlock a thousand times
The acts of names not being recalled are not crimes
My work is remembered, from that I find joy
Your idea for names brings me cloy
If you place yourself above your work, you are not an author

Hah! But you are remembered
For a series of sort stories
that you wrote you a sunday
newspaper, you hated how
you were famous for him
You were never taken seriously
That is why you tried to
Kill him off, however
you failed and you fell to
the fans, even though you
hated writing him
tell me then, who is
the one who places
himself over his work?
You wrote for money and popularity
That is why you bought him back
I wrote for a passion
All my works based in my wildest dreams
Now come on, time for another
illogical attack, Sherlock would be
disappointed

((By the way, am I correct? As it's been a while since I read much about the actually life of the 2))

((Hey, working on your rap?))

((Sorry, travelling again:( ))

((Hey, that's fine))

Your petty attempts to offend
Goodness, do you mean to portend
Your obviously loosening grasp at sanity
I think you'll find, my friend
That I didn't hate what I penned
And that I'm not only popular for Sherlock
My knighthood was for writing about the Boer War
I didn't write for money, that is fictitious lore
I wrote to document progress
"The Captain of the Polestar" was based on truth
So I place myself above my work? God strewth.
Why is it, then, that I continued to write?
I was quite well off, you know?
Skiing in Switzerland in the snow
I was a surgeon, too!
Sherlock was a figment of my imagination
And I took joy from his creation
And I know I am not worth as much as he
But at least I can take a shot at originality

((Idk, i just write what random facts about him come to mind in a poor rhyming scheme))

((Hmmm so how about we end soon?))

((Fine with me, then we can take some characters from pop culture or fiction))