IDIOTS UNITE!! discussion

I win!!! Lol!

I win:P

I iz ze idiot. I vhin ze prize!!!

I win! I'd like to thank all my parents for raising me to be the idiot I am today:P

I just found something out on Wikipedia:....(view spoiler)[I am the ultimate idiot!! (hide spoiler)]

Wikipedia lie, cause I am the ultimate idiot.... Sorry to be the one to tell you....

Don't delude yourself, I am the ultimate idiot, no one can even touch my level of idiocy!

A COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON AND RAN INTO A POOL OF ICE CREAM. ICE CREAM EATS COW UP AND BECOMES A HORSE AND LANDS INSIDE TV'S STOMACH.
Idiocy!!!

A little girl ran into a cloud where she found a magical carrot that she ate, and when she ate it her hair went blue and her nails went green and she started to baah like a sheep and so the dog chased her home where she sat in a bath of blueberry jelly and the piano played the wedding march while Bilbo Baggins riddled with Gollum and Harry Potter sang Happy Birthday to Dobby..... PURE IDIOCY

NO!!!! U DO STORIE PURFECT. Y?
I WIN!!

I tell best story ever! Me bigger idiot than you bro!

There was once a man who cut off his big toe and fed it to his cat.. The End.

Noo!!!! I win!!! Lol, by the way

I hate to be the bearer of bad news again but..... I WIN

NO!!!! First of all, a bearer is an owner of bears. Secondly, I win!!!

Bears like to eat yellow brocilli and singing about cats. I win.

And the cats like to chew up his' teeth before he sings about them. I win!!

Then the cat likes to climb up a tall ladder and lick the moon which tastes like peanut butter. I win!

Peanut butter slips on tiger, leaving tiger a vegetable. I win!

Vegetable tiger gets made into a stew which the zebra eats before performing in the ballet. I win!

Ballet performs stunt and hits Zebra on the face, throwing him off stage and resulting in an awesome injury. I win!

Elephant gets rolled over by flying spider. I WIN!!!

Lion eats the pieces and then goes to the supermarket to buy a carrot. I WIN!

Cow breaks into a coffee shop and steals all the coffee beans. I WIN!

Cat does an Irish jig before getting handed an apple by a hamster.

I WIN

I WIN

I WIN.

I WIN

No. I WIN.

Ummm, sorry but I WIN!

I clicked on the link, but I still win.

WHOO!

Yay! I like winning...
Wait. You're in EST too? Because I was just about to eat MY lunch!

Woah, it's 5:10pm here:O!

Same here.
And I'm STARVING.
Well, not really, but you get my drift...

Hahaha, I made biscuits this afternoon so I'm busy stuffing them into my face, hopefully I'll have enough room for my tea later though haha!

Biscuits!
That's what I'm going to make for lunch!
Thankses ya for the amazing idea!

Hahaha, no problem! What type you gonna make:)?

Yeah, but they were ginger biscuits, an old family recipe:)

Sounds nice, what type of pizza:)?

Um, no, I can't say that I am?

Same here! I'm not sure what my favourite is, I like most desserts haha!

Ew, I don't like that either! I'm a really fussy eater haha!

What's on it?

Same here, I love desserts! Oh gosh yeah! I only ever share chocolate with my boyfriend and that's only if I feel like it! Otherwise, it's all mine!

I like tofu! My mum puts it in stir frys cause I don't like meat:) I love Italian and Mexican:P I don't get the chance to eat Greek food often! You ever been to Greece?

That sounds cool! I wouldn't eat it because it's got beef on it but it sounds nice other than that:)

Haha, I don't know if I'll even share with my children when I'm older, they can get their own:')

Yeah, it's nice when it's got the right seasoning with it:) haha, lovely:P I love prawn fajitas:)

Greece is lovely, you'd really like it, especially if you like the food! I've never been to any of those places:) I've been to Florida though!

I love italian food

Italian food is sooooo good:)

Italian food is awesome!

Food. *u*

*Eat*

Meany! I want food!

So, go get some food.