TWILIGHT HATERS discussion

Ever wanted to strangle Bella? Slap her,maybe? Ooh, what about Edward? And Jacob? Yeah? Then here's your chance to do it....You know all those forums where many people make up a story together? This is something like that...however it has a sad,sad tragic ending. *evil grin*

Let us all make up a story where we can torture each and every character in that horrendous set of books and movies.Let me start:

Bella was having a bad day.She fell down the stairs thrice already.And it was only seven in the morning.But it was all okay since she had a sparkly blood drinking corpse for a husband.

Edward was having a horrible, horrible day. Suddenly, a girl named Anne walked up to him beat him to death. Then she burned him in the fire and then resurrected him and repeated the process again, delight shining in her face.