Exposing Randomness discussion

Okay, so this other day I was sitting in a movie theater when this weird guy comes up and says...

and says...with tears streaming down his face, I dropped my jelly jeans on the floor. Then he...

Asks me for some popcorn, so I

grabbed my hat and put in on his head saying, "this is my only friend now," and started to walk away, but before he could...

((Oops, I didn't see your comment, Alex before I posted.

((I'll do both of yours :) )))
...started to walk away, but before he could get too far, I stood up and screamed "HAT THIEF!!!!!!". Then the...

Turned around, stripped off his normal-guy-yet-creepy mask and became...

The green goblin!

The green goblin was...

Holding a blade!

((Haha, you need to keep it going.))

a blade of the finest Valyrian steel with which he stabbed...

At the koala sitting next to me who then reacted by...

Jumping out of his seat and falling to the ground. I then screamed and...

jumped about frantically, pulling my phone out to call...

Peter Pan because he is an expert...

in these situations and works for the UIBR (Unbelievable Incidents Beyond Ridicule) which he then called for...

World peace! Then the koala came back to life and...

drank every soda, going into sugar-high mode. So Peter Pan then had to contact...

Wendy so she could tell the koala a story and put him to sleep and Peter could...

get back to watching the movie. Sadly, I...

Already had missed half of the movie. I got so mad that i..

throw my chair at the TV which breaks and suddenly out of it comes..

a herd of gorilla-shaped cats. To my surprise, they start...

eating my furniture! I pick up the poker and run at the lead Gorilla cat but he turns and..

Turns and Run out the door

Running out the door, I notice that the gorilla cat is holding my pack of jelly beans. Annoyed, a run after him until...

He suddenly stops and I ram into his back. I look at his face, and the strangest thing has happened. He..

morphs into a human-ish face. In fact, the face looks familiar. It starts to resemble...

My ex- boyfriend, Keith. I start to panick.

...

While panicking, I decide that it really doesn't matter if...

My ex-boyfriend is a shapeshifter. There are weirder things in this world. After Keith realized what he was doing, he told me that he was possessed by a demon, and so

I decided it was a good point for me to leave the movie theater. Once out...

I called my mom to come pick me up. She heard my frantic breathing and asked what was wrong, so I decided to tell her that...

I had just eaten too many junior mints. She asked me where...

I was and I told her the movie theatre. She told me that she was on her way so i..

Sat down and started hyperventilating. Fifteen minutes passed, and I heard my mother's car coming around the bend when suddenly.....

An SUV comes racing down the parking lot- towards my mom's car. I yelled out- "

OH MY MASHED POTATO! MOMMY WATCH OUT" and then....

The truck hit her with force! I screamed at the top of my lungs as I raced down the path to check the damage.

Screaming, I reached the car. But then my mom stood up, right out of the damage, and said "What's all the screaming about?". I then....

Felt a huge wave of relief and joy...

And I asked my mom if we could do get some extra cheese pizza for dinner to celebrate her almost-death. She said...

"I'm sorry honey, but I have to help Keith achieve world domination, maybe tomorrow." And then she...

morphs into a baby dalmation, and...

I faint. Hours later, it seemed, i woke up in a dank cemetery with...

a zombie covered in green slime next to me singing...

Opera. I was a little freaked out so I...

Screamed. I frantically ran then…