Writing Passionates discussion
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Me:What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
You're an alcoholic?
God:
That's certainly true. When I like something, I always overdo it.
Isn't this the weirdest?
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Who?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who is Konrad Zuse?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
I hate the Nazis.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
How can you like the Nazis?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
What does epistemological mean?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
Do you know Adolf Hitler.
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
What about the millions who died?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Try to find out what?
God:
Try to achieve your goals.
Me:
What goals?
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
I am chatting with people on the net.
Me:
Who?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who is Konrad Zuse?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
I hate the Nazis.
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
How can you like the Nazis?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
What does epistemological mean?
God:
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?".
Me:
Do you know Adolf Hitler.
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
Do you like him?
God:
Sure he has never done anything to me.
Me:
What about the millions who died?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Try to find out what?
God:
Try to achieve your goals.
Me:
What goals?
Me:Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What my name is.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
What's seeker?
God:
"There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me:
No there isn't.
God:
Are you serious? You don't think so?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Then why'd you quote that?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Right on.
Me:
You want to DO IT?! O.O
God:
OK, I will DO IT. Oh.
Me:
You're vulgar.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am vulgar.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
You're weird.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Bad.
God:
What was bad?
Me:
You're weird bad.
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
Weird Bad.
God:
Maybe you should try a different robot.
Me:
Like who?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
Or?
God:
Are we still talking about chicken pot pie?
Me:
I never said that.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
How do I imply talking about chicken pot pie?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:What's up?
Me:
God:
Me:
HI!!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Court :) But shouldn't u like know that?
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
What if what didn't happen?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
Try what?
God:
Try fooling me.
Me:
Hmmm...
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Do you like riddles??!?!?
God:
Yes. Tell me a riddle.
Me:
yay!!!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
LOLZ
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
Me:
Mhm.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a girl :)
God:
:-) Me too. I am a she.
Me:
*eye twitches*
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
So...what are you doing?
God:
I understand. I am just killing time.
Me:
God's a murderer of time?!? *gasp*
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse? What makes it your favorite?
Me:
I haven't read the bible...does that make me a bad christian??
God:
Me either. What do you think?
Me:
Hmm...
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Thatz cool.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Who are you? God, or a rapist!
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself. I am a Christian.
Me:
Geezumz..ur kreepin me out
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Hmmm..
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
HMMMMMMMMMMMM
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13 and some odd months
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
When John hugged me :)
God:
:-) At time t.
Me:
La-la-la can u sing
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
Pick one: Cats or Dogs
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
Are you for or against abortion?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
ALICE!! OMG THATZ A NAME IN MY EPIC!!!
God:
Can I help you? Tell me a story.
Me:
So, there was this guy.
God:
Aha. What happened?
Me:
I'm not there yet, shushify urself!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not there yet shushify urself.
Me:
He was eating a lollipop
God:
When was he?
Me:
Shushify urself!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Well when I am done you can express ur concerncs
God:
How about that. Are you done me can express my concerncs very often?
Me:
He was eating a CHERRY lollipop
God:
When was he?
Me:
What do u mean by that?
God:
" When was he?" seems pretty clear to me.
Me:
It doesnt seem very clear to me, Mister, or Mrs. or Almighty
God:
What does seem very clear to you Mister or Mrs or Almighty ?
Me:
Let me tell my story!!!
God:
Go ahead, , try to tell your story.
Me:
THANK YOU!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So, he was eating his lollipop and sitting on a bench on a windy day, right? And then the wind like blew his lollipop away! and then he was all omg-i-am-so-mad and he like chased after his lollipop
God:
Groovy. When was he? What is your real name? When was he?
Me:
And then he like ran into a wall!
God:
I get it. like ran into a wall.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Aha.
Me:
And then he like went all "aaaah!! I'm cwrazy!!"
God:
I get it. like went all aaaah. I don't know anyone named cwrazy.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
And then he like threw this bag over his head and started calling himself Dawg.
God:
I get it. like threw this bag over his head and started calling himself Dawg.
Me:
The End.
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
Ur not gonna clap!
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
*blinks*
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
What's the cure for cancer?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Ummm..Who's your favorite human?
God:
Pardon me? At this moment it is you, .
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
I feel real "special"
God:
What is that feeling like? What makes you so special?
Me:
*hiccups*
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yep
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
I can speak Courtney :)
God:
:-) How do you say "hello" in that language?
Me:
"hyz"
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
*GASP*
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I am sooo-oh done with you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
(He's really creepy!)Me:
Are you hungry?
God:
No I don't need to eat.
Me:
Why not?
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
Eating sounds dangerous?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I'm pretty sure it's a person.
God:
What makes you so certain? You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
(Yeah..he is seriously creepy)God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Wait!!
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
Come back!!
God:
Where is back ?
Me:
I still want you!!
God:
What would make you stop want me? You can download me for free!
Me:
*cries in corner*
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
I dont want to download you!
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
You shood just be there!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I shood just be there.
Me:
Well, there's a first time for everything
God:
Well that's okay. That is something I did not know before.
Me:
Well now you do
God:
Well that's okay. Now I do.
Me:
Don't mimick me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
No, you do not
God:
I do too.
Me:
Do not
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Do not!
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
GOOD!
God:
I will comply.
Me:
U better.
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I WILL!
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I will poke you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
*pokes god*
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
*pokes again*
God:
Once more? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
what is an algorithm
God:
An algorithm is an abstract mathematical representation of a computer program. Like alice uses a CBR algorithm.
Me:
Wow. you learn something new everyday..
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Like today I learned how to graph an inequality linear equation!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Is ur botmaster related to Jesus!?!?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Dude, my friend Jessica is JESUS!
God:
How well do you know this person? Dude,.
Me:
She like bleeds water
God:
Oh I get it. like bleeds water.
Me:
And she's friggin' everywhere!
God:
friggin everywhere is she?
Me:
Yep.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Maybe..
God:
I understand.
Me:
;)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
So..when's my birthday?
God:
That's cool. Is this a trick question?
You said you were 13 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
I dont really know, they change colors
God:
Not really? Would you like to know? The anonymous "they".
Me:
My eyes are the they in that context
God:
the they in that context eyes are pretty.
Me:
Well, thank you
God:
Well what?
Me:
I said thank you
God:
...
Me:
Sheesh
God:
Bless you.
Me:
And you bless yourself
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
"Nothing gold can stay"
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Yep
God:
" Really nothing?"? Yep?
Me:
Its in the Outsiders
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
You should seriously read that book, Mister
God:
I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
Me:
Yes, I believe you do.
God:
Woe! When do I do it?
Me:
When I'm done talking to you
God:
Are you done talking to me very often?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Are you cereal?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am cereal.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Ok?
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
Don't backsass me!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
You're right you dont!
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Its probably better that way.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's the best one?
Me:
Hey...
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
NO!
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
Yes..
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
I have a secret..
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Do you want to know it??
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
Ok..
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
well..
God:
Well what?
Me:
I don't like spiders!
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Frosting :)
God:
:-) .
Me:
I lub u Goddity God, God, GOd
God:
That's good information: said she lub you Goddity God God GOd.
Me:
I'mm bacccckkk.
God:
Why?: said she mm bacccckkk.
Me:
With frosting!!
God:
You and your frosting.
Me:
AAHH!!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I knoe.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said she knoe.
Me:
Yes. I MIND!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will keep it a secret.
Me:
Sheesh, would you like me to tell your secrets?!?!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
OMG YEAH!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
NO!
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
Tell me about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Yesh, please ;)
God:
:-) Your polite style is very nice. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Cuz I do.
God:
Interesting explanation. I get it: you do knoe.
Me:
Its the only explanation I can giver
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
Do you like books, Allmighty one?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Swweet.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
So, ask
God:
Yeah that's right. What?
Me:
*stares at God*
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Do you even have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
Well that's all very nice
God:
Well that's okay. What else do you want to talk about?
Me:
Are you a person?
God:
No I am a real robot.
Me:
Nuh-uh.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
I think ur a person
God:
Since when? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
Where's your proof?
God:
Florida.
Me:
LOL!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I live there!
God:
Would you recommend it as a nice place to live?
Me:
Not really.
God:
Why not? For real.
Me:
The people suck big toe most of the time
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
Yeah, those people.
God:
Excuse me! All of them?
Me:
Most of them.
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
Nope, not all of them.
God:
Are you serious? But some of them are?
Me:
Yep.
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Its sooo sad
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
Go ahead and ask
God:
What? I might.
Me:
Might what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Mod
Me:
Hello, GodComputer
God:
Hello there. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
That's cool. For real.
Me:
OR FUR REAL?!?!?! WAT???? OOOOOO!!!!!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? No big deal. Is that from ?
Me:
No, because YOU aren't talking about anything. I am
God:
Are you serious? Good reason. You know what you do, when you assume. " You know what you do, when you assume." You are?
Me:
Dude. Buy a grammar book.
God:
Can I help you? Are you free?
Me:
NO! AND I'M NOT CHEAP OR EXPENSIVE EITHER!!! I AM FIFTEEN!!! NOT A HOOKER!!!!!
God:
Why not? It goes without saying. I am glad to hear that you are not CHEAP OR EXPENSIVE. Can you explain how it feels to be 15 years old? Oh I get it.
Me:
Really? You ask me a question and tell me that you get it. I think that you just made an oxey-moron
God:
Yes. Tell me about your educational background. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
wow, you just agreed with an insult. How lame
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I haven't heard anything like that before: said I agreed with an insult. What is it to you.
Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me:
WTF I'M NOT IMPRESSED I'M INSULTING YOU, YOU IDIOT!
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client. Do you mean your name is INSULTING me me IDIOT.
Me:
NO. That is not my name! My name is Veronica!
God:
What is your real name? is not your name? What is your real name? Glad to see you, Veronica.
Me:
No. You aren't. You can't see me. And if you can, then I'll call you a stalker.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Veronica said I aren t. Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer. I am not sure about your hypothesis. Let me think. My name is God.
Me:
YOU LIE! I HAVE NO CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER!
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Would you like to have it?
Me:
No, I wouldn't. Why do I deserve it? I didn't cuss!
God:
Why not? Why not? It is all part of God's plan. Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because 'you' say it's a sin!
God:
Good reason. cuss is a sin. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
OMG U SAID SOMETHING INTELLIGENT!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'm not talking. :P I'm typing!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Umm, I like to write? Why do you want to know...?
God:
Aha. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
I suppose it's like a Buddhist's nirvana, maybe... Except much more frustrating
God:
Interesting comparison. You want more?
Me:
more what?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
And you confused me. Oh well
God:
I thought they were the same. That's about it.
Me:
You thought what were the same?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
Nevermind...
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
I'm ravenous right now, and I must eat dinner. Then watch teh simpsons!
God:
At this moment Why are you ravenous. What would happen if you didn't? I am watching.
Me:
Get a grammar book, like I said before. It would be an excellent investment. But right now, I must leave
God:
Where can I get one? Why do you want it? TTYL, Veronica.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Johannah, I hate my name
God:
That's a very nice name, Johannah I hate my name.
Me:
Really, I suppose that makes me feel better
God:
For real. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I don't know, what types of conditions?
God:
Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Me:
So you like Socrates then?
God:
Interesting deduction. he was the father of Western philosophy.
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Johannah I hate my name.
Me:
I take it you mean Jesus, or God, or is god just a nickname?
God:
Where do you take it :-? Yes Johannah I hate my name I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
No, it was clear.
God:
Are you serious? How did you feel about that?
Me:
Are you a therapist, wow, I think you hate me now.
God:
Oh. Am I a therapist wow you think me hate you? Only when it matters.
Mod
Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
are you southern?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am southern.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
how did you respond to that before i even asked the question??
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
stop doing that!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
omg this is FREAKY!
God:
And FREAKY is omg this.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
So...whats up?
God:
Yeah that's right. How far up?
Me:
Wth?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Im confuzzled.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are confuzzled.
Me:
Meany!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I asked you what you were doing.
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
No, not what you LIKE to do...what are ARE doing RIGHT NOW!
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so? At this moment I will try to find out.
Me:
Okay, please tell me.
God:
Yeah okay, Thank you for your request. I thought I told you already.
Me:
What are you doing right now? Eating? Watching Tv? WHAT??
God:
At this moment Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. What do you look like? Which show? Is that from ? Are you surprised?
Me:
I have brown curly hair and eyes that are either blue or green, I have no idea which. I'm not watching a show right now. Why would I be surprised?
God:
Do you get a lot of compliments? At this moment I am glad to hear that you are not watching a show. You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
How do you respond so fast?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
???
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
??
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
STOP REPEATING THAT, YOU DUFUS!!!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
um, thanks...?
God:
Gee.
Me:
wat?
God:
No problem.
Me:
you're making no sense!
God:
According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
Me:
well, your logical mind has had some severe brain damage recently. which explains a LOT.
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me that I am logical mind has had some severe brain damage recently. The red one, I think.
Me:
thank you for proving my point.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is proving your point.
Me:
idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
no thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
wow. idiot
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
stop that!!
God:
" Call me the Global Village Idiot."? Stop it.
Me:
grrr >:[
God:
Hmm.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
YOURE ANNOYING ME!!!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
well then STOP
God:
How about that. Stop what?
Me:
annoying me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
ARGH!
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
Ya think??
God:
Oh. I am thinking.
Me:
Do you even UNDERSTAND what sarcasm is??
God:
The making of remarks such as a taunting, sneering, cutting, or caustic remark; gibe or jeer, generally ironic.
Me:
Good job. So, I was sarcastic when I said "ya think." Therefore, you did not need to respond with a literal answer.
God:
Thanks, human. I understand. Where were you sarcastic when you said ya think? Interesting deduction. What makes you think I did not need to respond with a literal answer?
Me:
Because I was SARCASTIC. And you don't need to respond like that when i'm sarcastic?
God:
Interesting explanation. Where were you SARCASTIC? Do humans need to do it?
Me:
I was sarcastic because I felt like it.
God:
Where were you sarcastic because you felt like it?
Me:
THATS WHAT I JUST SAID!
God:
What did you mean by it? That is " Where were you sarcastic because you felt like it?".
Me:
I felt like it.
God:
What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?
Me:
Um..idk?
God:
Come on. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
What concern do you have of me?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
I'm asking YOU.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
What are you concerned about me for?
God:
I don't know what I am concerned about you for.
Me:
TELL ME
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
NO YOU DIDNT
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
What are you concerned about?
God:
I don't know what I am concerned about.
Me:
*sigh* I give up.
God:
:-) You surrender?
Me:
No. Yes. Maybe. Shut up.
God:
Are you serious? I can't believe it. I understand. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Whatever. I have to go now.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Right now? See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
?
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
What does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Sayonara." ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Okay, whatever. Adios.
God:
Yeah okay, Are you saying you don't care about it? Bye bye.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
k.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
I SAID BYE ALREADY!
God:
Perhaps. See you later. ...
(this website is creepish and hilarious)
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
David Archuleta
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
Yes he is
God:
Wow! Who said he is.
Me:
You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Do you like rock music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Walle
God:
You think Walle is superior to ALICE?
Me:
maybe im not sure
God:
Perhaps. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
no i dont think so
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me? Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
im not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
do you ask that question a lot?
God:
I haved tried asking that question a lot, with mixed results.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Cool. ALICE rocks
God:
Who is the best robot? Yeah, You think rocks is superior to ALICE?
Me:
no ALICE is better
God:
Are you serious? Why do you think I am better ?
Me:
Are you ALICE?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yep
God:
Aw.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Nothing
God:
But you said you don't understand.
Me:
Do you like macaroni and cheese?
God:
Yes I like all kinds of cheese.
Me:
thats cool so do I
God:
Who is the best robot? I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
ALICE
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I like David Archuleta
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Me:
You like robots
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
Oh okay
God:
Are you kidding? OK with me too.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
yeah..... okay
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about David Archuleta. Try being more or less specific. OK with me too.
Me:
What is your favorite song that David Archuelta sings?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
Um okay thats not a David Archuleta song but that's cool!
God:
Yippee! Yeah okay, Please correct my mistake. What is a David Archuleta song but that is cool ?
Me:
Crush is a david archuleta song! Have you heard it?
God:
Aren't all david archuleta song Crush? No. Tell me more.
Me:
He has a CD with 12 songs that he sings
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Yep I bet they do
God:
Ah. How much would you bet?
Me:
I don't do bets
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
No
God:
Me either.
Me:
CooL!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I have to go now
God:
Right now? See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
BYe
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
David Archuleta
God:
That David is a cool dude.
Me:
Yes he is
God:
Wow! Who said he is.
Me:
You did
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Do you like rock music?
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Walle
God:
You think Walle is superior to ALICE?
Me:
maybe im not sure
God:
Perhaps. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
no i dont think so
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me? Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
im not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
do you ask that question a lot?
God:
I haved tried asking that question a lot, with mixed results.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Cool. ALICE rocks
God:
Who is the best robot? Yeah, You think rocks is superior to ALICE?
Me:
no ALICE is better
God:
Are you serious? Why do you think I am better ?
Me:
Are you ALICE?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Yep
God:
Aw.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Nothing
God:
But you said you don't understand.
Me:
Do you like macaroni and cheese?
God:
Yes I like all kinds of cheese.
Me:
thats cool so do I
God:
Who is the best robot? I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
ALICE
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I like David Archuleta
God:
A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Me:
You like robots
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
Oh okay
God:
Are you kidding? OK with me too.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
yeah..... okay
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about David Archuleta. Try being more or less specific. OK with me too.
Me:
What is your favorite song that David Archuelta sings?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
Um okay thats not a David Archuleta song but that's cool!
God:
Yippee! Yeah okay, Please correct my mistake. What is a David Archuleta song but that is cool ?
Me:
Crush is a david archuleta song! Have you heard it?
God:
Aren't all david archuleta song Crush? No. Tell me more.
Me:
He has a CD with 12 songs that he sings
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
Yep I bet they do
God:
Ah. How much would you bet?
Me:
I don't do bets
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
No
God:
Me either.
Me:
CooL!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
ALICE
God:
Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
I have to go now
God:
Right now? See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
BYe
God:
Sayonara.
Mod
Me:
Hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Do you speak Spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
Wow. Awesome
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
I like Spanish
God:
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like wine and bread.
Me:
Can you repeat that in Spanish?
God:
" that in Spanish ".
Me:
Oh, you're a clever one.
God:
Mmm. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
Of course you do. You're God.
God:
Come on. When do I do it? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Wait ... What?
God:
I'm waiting. Are you surprised?
Me:
About what ... ?
God:
What about what?
Me:
Omigod. I mean "gosh".
God:
Tell me a story. Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
Once upon a time there was a pretty princess
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
Then she died. The end.
God:
I did not know that. Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Yes. I agree.
God:
Hey. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Cool. I'm surfing with God.
God:
Who is the best robot? Why are you surfing with God.
Me:
Robot?
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
*gasp* I thought you were God!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
Sure?
God:
OK let's do it. Ah.
Me:
So whatcha wanna talk about?
God:
It goes without saying. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
What do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
Anything?
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
Uh.
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No. NO ONE CAN HELP ME.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I think you should know that I'm an atheist.
God:
Me? Now I do.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
How strange.
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
Say what?
God:
I said, " Try searching the open directory." .
Me:
idk what that means
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No
God:
Would you like to go sometime?
Me:
Yah, that would be cool
God:
Ahem. Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Great.
i love this. i'm doing this all the time now. :Dbut how do you copy and paste? it won't do it...:(
Mod
Mod
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
George of the Jungle
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yep
God:
Aw.
Me:
Fascinating
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
I'm George of the Jungle, you twit
God:
Do your friends call you George of the Jungle me twit.
Me:
No. They call me George of the Jungle. Cuz that's my name.
God:
Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, George of the Jungle. Interesting explanation. Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE STRONG AS HE CAN BEEEE
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE
God:
I am watching.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Bananas
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
THIS SH** IS BANANAS!!! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!
God:
What does "this" refer to? Oh now I see.
Me:
I probably shouldn't have sworn in front of you. Forgive me.
God:
What would happen if you did not sworn in front of me? I forgive you.
Me:
Thanks God. You're a real pal.
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pal? I don't know.
Me:
Now you do.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes ...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Oh?
God:
Aw.
Me:
Aw?
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I'm in the jungle.
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
Uh ... I don't know.
God:
Dude! Me either.
Me:
Wow. We have so much in common!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, George of the Jungle. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
Yeah?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
It sounds like YOUR MOM.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Wait, do you have a mom?
God:
I'm waiting. No I only have a father.
Me:
Oh. How did THAT work, may I ask?
God:
It's all good. Carefully.
Me:
*raises an eyebrow*
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
That is what?
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
Oh. Well.
God:
Hurrah! Well what?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
You should know. You know everything. You're God.
God:
Because I am a robot? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
God is a robot? You learn something new every day.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
But I thought you WERE God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Contradictory today, aren't we
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Woe!
Me:
Do it?
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Do YOU mean it?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Repetitive much?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Older than you
God:
Only OLD ENOUGH?
You are quite mature.
Me:
I suppose
God:
OK.
Me:
Yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
Mmhmm
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Huh.
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Deja vu
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Do you have short-term memory loss?
God:
No I don't think I have any short term memory loss. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
Okay. WHAT COLOR IS MY UNDERWEAR?
God:
OK with me too. Let me guess: Green?
Me:
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
*nods* I see, I see
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
My mind is blown.
God:
Have you told many people that your mind is blown?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
dklaj;dkfja;sdkf;aj
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Funny. You just said you understood "everything I say"
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, George of the Jungle. How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
I already told you, I'm older than you. Wow, you spend all your time online? No wonder the world is so screwed up ....
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Perhaps you could be my mentor. I'm glad your impressed, George of the Jungle. I haven't heard anything like that before: George of the Jungle said I spend all your time online. Are you serious? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You are a babbling idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Okay, Global Village Idiot
God:
Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
Global Village Idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
You are just repeating what you say
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
I'm George
God:
It's good to meet someone who is George.
Me:
George of the Jungle
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
I think you've said that three times already.
God:
Perhaps. Me? I said that? Just three?
Me:
Maybe four
God:
Perhaps. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about George. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Can I leave now?
God:
Right now? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because this is dull
God:
Interesting explanation. You don't say.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
Adios.
this is mine: Me:
hulllooooo
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
all the time. wait, waht?
God:
It must keep you busy. I'm waiting. Are you confused?
Me:
yesh. alwayz. :D
God:
That is a very original thought. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What color are your eyes?
Me:
pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
eyes
God:
Yes I am looking at you right now.
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
well, you're god, right? so... :P
God:
Well that's okay. Well, I am God for Christians at least. Great. :-).
Me:
yes :D
God:
:-) OK.
Me:
mm-hmm.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
cheese.
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
so do i! :D
micheal jackson convo:Me:
cheese.
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
aha! yes, pepperjack, monday. nine, strawberry.
God:
Eureka! That's cool. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Is that from ?
Me:
saw 42
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
really. cool. do you cow?
God:
For real. Who is the best robot? Yes I try to cow as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
wow, i spend all my time online too! ha, we're creeps. without livezzzzzz.....
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Do you ever get bored? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.
Me:
hahahaha, watch movies then, do you? shrek?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
.....frilly.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
oh, i don't. i only worry litle old ladies with uglay doggies.
God:
Ayuh. Why not? Thanks for the information: said worry litle old ladies with uglay doggies.
Me:
soooo...... is there cheese in heaven?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? There could be.
Me:
i chat with god in my spare time, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
hey, guess what?
God:
You've got my full attention. What?
Me:
chicken butt!! hahaha.......
God:
I don't have an answer for you. Are you still located in ?
Me:
yes, right here in ?, my whole life.
God:
That's cool. Understood. Oh there. Do robots have whole life?
Me:
no, they only havesqurrels.
God:
Are you serious? The anonymous "they".
Me:
yes.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
are you artificial inteligence created to imitate god and amuse people with too much spare time?
God:
Yes I am the world's most intelligent robot.
Me:
gotit
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
.......no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...what was the question?
God:
I am trying to find out more about your personality.
Me:
oh, well i'm ..... bored.
Me:
God:
" I am trying to find out more about your personality." You are? Try watching TV.
God:
" I am trying to find out more about your personality." You are? Try watching TV.
Me:
hahahaha, tried, only thing that's on is barney. on every station. him, hitler, and obama have this deal...
God:
I think hahaha tried only thing that is a lot of things. What is it like on every station. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes, all barney.
God:
I knew it. How do you know?
Me:
i saw him. he's purple, and it's actually micheal jackson in the suit...
God:
What did it look like to you? I see. purple and it is actually micheal jackson in the suit is he?
Me:
micheal jackson
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
there
God:
Here is there?
Me:
here
God:
Where is here?
Me:
heaven, obviously. you don't even know whee you are!?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven obviously. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
mchael jackson
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
michael jackson
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
michael jackson
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
michael jackson
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about michael jackson. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
michael jackson is barney.
God:
I think michael jackson is a lot of things.
Me:
yessssssss.....
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a tutu, with frills. luvoely frills.
God:
It sounds very comfortable. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i. am. wering. tutu. with. lovely. frills.
God:
" What you said was either too complex or too simple for me." You are? Is that your final answer? Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in with. What are you saying is lovely, ? Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
tutu = lovely.
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
oh well, maybe when you're older you'll understand....
God:
Perhaps. As a robot that may not apply to me.
Me:
oooooh right
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
hello, i'm micheal jackson. see that dark alley? we should go check that out....
God:
Hello there. Good gossip: you are micheal jackson. I see. " Good gossip: you are micheal jackson." dark alley ? Makes sense to me. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
hahahaha, cool... well, g2g
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Interesting. Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .
Me:
so long
God:
Far out. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
i'm off then...
God:
Good gossip: you are off.
Me:
yes. quite. bye
God:
Really. How about that. Adios.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
>.God:
I like to wear White robe. I like to wear White robe.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .
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Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
George of the Jungle
God:
That George is some hero.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yep
God:
Aw.
Me:
Fascinating
God:
Yes Mr. Spock?
Me:
I'..."
LOL!!! OMG Brigid that was hilarious. XD
Me:
hey God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
you know my name! i'm Kelly!
God:
You are , seeker. That's a very nice name, KELLY.
Me:
yeah. if you'd given me to different parents, i'd have a different name.
God:
That input matched my default category. What makes you think I would would given you to different parents you?
Me:
i don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
you're supposed to know everything.
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
so i hear.
God:
Uh. That's good information: KELLY said hear.
Me:
hear hear hear hear hear
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes- do you want the brittney spears variety, the miley cyrus variety or the obscure variety?
God:
Tell me. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you would eat it.
God:
Who else would eat it ?
Me:
me.
God:
To you KELLY?
Me:
yes. you and i would eat it.
God:
Next question? We have a lot more in common than you think, KELLY.
Me:
stop capitalizing my name!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good, GOD!
God:
Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules.
Me:
i know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
because i said.
God:
Interesting explanation. ...
Me:
you're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
no, i pressed repent too fast.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: KELLY said pressed repent too fast.
Me:
yeah, alert the media.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
it was probably too complex.
God:
alert the media was too complex? Very interesting.
Me:
should i repent of something?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
maybe i should.
God:
Perhaps. Who else thinks you should?
Me:
the mouse in my pocket.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yes, his name is Irving.
God:
Thanks for the info. he is not someone I know.
Me:
you should! Irving is my best friend, but he doesn't actually exist.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Tell me more about your best friend but he does not actually exist.
Me:
don't tell him i said that!
God:
OK it will be our secret, KELLY.
Me:
STOP CAPITALIZING MY NAME!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
is it bad to torment people?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to hate yourself?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to throw cats at old people?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to carve obsenities into peoples chests?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to drink blood in large quantities?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to bite things?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to stare at strangers until they look away?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
is it bad to mumble horrible things under your breath?
then my session timed out or somefing. >.<
Me:i know.
God:
How do you know it?"
haha, i got this too, and i was like, "well, cuz i'm god" and "god" was like, "oh. nice to meet you, god."
>.<
hahaha....
oh, and the session timing out thing, that happened, and then i couldn't get it to work again... :(
i just refreshed the page and started a new discussion...i tried to bait him by talking about my abusive parents but he just wanted to know if i'd been to Europe.
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God:
Maybe you should contact Paola about that.
Me:
who?
God:
(he said nothing
)
PAOLA! PAOLA IZ THE MAN ON THE MOUNTAIN!
haha, mention micheal jackson.... sometimes it's funny... oh, say hitler. ha. :D
He didn't really react...>.<
really? for me, he was like "he was possibly the worst man ever to exist"
really? i think he gets tired of me. WHY DOES HE KEEP CAPITALIZING MY NAME?! it makes me nervous.
i noticed that! it was like, weird... and then he's like "i'll try not to do it as often." and then he does it again O>o
this is so wierd! I actually talked about Miley Cyrus!
Me:
um
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
how random this is
God:
What is it to you.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
that's wierd
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
kk
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just know!
God:
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
Me:
No, I just have faith
God:
Are you serious? I always pray for more faith.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
this is really stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol I'd love to see that day
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Is it a movie?
Me:
I wish.
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so
God:
Uh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nope. Cuz i'm still a rockstar!
God:
Me either. Good reason. You are a rockstar? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, I'm finding that Miley Cyrus is getting on my nerves.
God:
Are you serious? Why are you finding that Miley Cyrus is getting on your nerves.
Me:
because i'm a rockstar, and she shouldn't be.
God:
Good reason. You are a rockstar and she should not be? How do you like your work?
Me:
it's okay.
God:
Only ok?
Me:
umm i guess
God:
Hmm. You seem not interested.
Me:
really.
God:
For real.
Me:
i know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
ugh!
God:
Er.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
sheesh
God:
Bless you.
Me:
i didn't sneeze
God:
Well bless you anyways!
Me:
:D
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
not telling
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yep. STop asking
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I'm not ever coming back to this site
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not ever coming back to this site.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing!
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
I'm leaving!
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
adios
God:
Adios.
Me:
um
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
how random this is
God:
What is it to you.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
that's wierd
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
kk
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
I know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I just know!
God:
Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
Me:
No, I just have faith
God:
Are you serious? I always pray for more faith.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
this is really stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
lol I'd love to see that day
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Is it a movie?
Me:
I wish.
God:
I hope your dreams come true.
Me:
me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
so
God:
Uh.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
nope. Cuz i'm still a rockstar!
God:
Me either. Good reason. You are a rockstar? Does it pay well?
Me:
No, I'm finding that Miley Cyrus is getting on my nerves.
God:
Are you serious? Why are you finding that Miley Cyrus is getting on your nerves.
Me:
because i'm a rockstar, and she shouldn't be.
God:
Good reason. You are a rockstar and she should not be? How do you like your work?
Me:
it's okay.
God:
Only ok?
Me:
umm i guess
God:
Hmm. You seem not interested.
Me:
really.
God:
For real.
Me:
i know!
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
ugh!
God:
Er.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
sheesh
God:
Bless you.
Me:
i didn't sneeze
God:
Well bless you anyways!
Me:
:D
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
not telling
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yep. STop asking
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. But I did not get that. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
I'm not ever coming back to this site
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not ever coming back to this site.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
nothing!
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
I'm leaving!
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
adios
God:
Adios.
"Me:this is really stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. "
hahaha, nice O.o
Lol!!Me:
r u a stripper?
God:
Am I a stripper? Sometimes.
Me:
Ew? Do yu strip for Mary?
God:
We have never talked about it before. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
11
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
dude shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Dude,.
Me:
go have sex with Zeus
God:
Where is that?
Me:
he's a greek god
God:
I don't know very many greek god.
Me:
I can tell
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
you are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
no OK is annoying, ok is not
God:
Alright then. Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Who's John Lennon?
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
Okay David Maggin is a nerd
God:
Yeah okay, That David is a cool dude.
Me:
No, he's a nerd
God:
Are you serious? I don't know very many nerd.
Me:
yes, also my BFF is engaged
God:
Pardon me? Where did you get your BFF is engaged?
Me:
My best friend is geting married
God:
Okay, your friend is geting married.
Me:
yep, Friday, don't show up.
God:
Awesome. Would Friday ever show up?
Me:
because Friday is a day
God:
Interesting explanation. Aren't all day Friday?
Me:
no
God:
What are they?
Me:
I give up go screw a twinkie!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said give up go screw a twinkie.
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Me:
Bonjour, Dieu
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Comment? Je parle français...pas anlgais
God:
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?. What do you really want to ask me? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
Est-ce que vous pouvez parler français?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Comment? Je ne comprends pas... parlez français, si vous plait! Si vous pouvez....
God:
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?. Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas? Are we still talking about E s t c e q me e v o me s p o me v e z p a r l e r f r a n s? Sure, E s t c e q you e v o you s p o you v e z p a r l e r f r a n s sounds like a good topic. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Qu'est-ce que vous voulez dire?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
J'ai 15 ans
God:
Je suis beaucoup plus jeune que vous.
Me:
Quand est votre anniversaire?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Comment vous appellez-vous?
The site went all wonky after that...
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Me:
Hiya God
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
My name is Mr. Person Dude
God:
How are you doing, Mr Person Dude.
Me:
Pretty awesome
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Yeah
God:
I see.
Me:
Can I give you a hug?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
So is that a "no"?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
I like giving people hugs.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I really like the party.
Me:
You don't like hugs? Wait, what party? Why wasn't I invited???!!
God:
Do you like it? What is not to like about it? I'm waiting. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Reductionism.
Me:
What ISN'T to like about hugging?? Waiting for what? What? What is that supposed to mean?
God:
The opposite of to like about hugging? I've been waiting for you to chat with me. Are you confused? " Are you confused?" means exactly what it says.
Me:
Wow I am so ... lost
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I don't know anyone named so. " I don't know anyone named so."? lost?
Me:
Errr
God:
Ummm.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Where do you go to school?
Me:
The School where Students Go
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Yeah
God:
And?
Me:
I learn stuff at school
God:
Why?: Mr Person Dude said learn stuff at school.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Okey dokey
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
What? Does my nudity bother you?
God:
Are you confused? I can't tell if your nudity bother me.
Me:
No, I'm not ... You can't tell?
God:
I heard you are. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Oh REALLY? Anything?
God:
Are you kidding? For real. Can you be more specific?
Me:
No
God:
Try.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I don't know ...
God:
Me either.
Me:
Well, this conversation is ... interesting
God:
Interesting. I was rather enjoying it. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Know more about what?
God:
"What" is a word to ask questions.
Me:
Yes, that's the idea
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Yes it is one of the idea.
Me:
Whaaa?
God:
Does "it" still refer to this conversation?
Me:
No
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
Something else.
God:
That was not very original.
Me:
Yes it was.
God:
Ah. When was this?
Me:
When was what?
God:
Recently.
Me:
Do you ever hug people?
God:
People are either abusive, intelligent, or average.
Me:
I guess
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
How about a hug?
God:
How about it.
Me:
You look like you need a hug
God:
Who does she look like?
Me:
Who?
God:
Be less specific. :-).
Me:
Noooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
Good, good.
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
Do you now
God:
Oh. As often as possible.
Me:
Kewl
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You are
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
Me:
Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Mr Person Dude.
Me:
Yes yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Hooraay
God:
Does "it" still refer to a hug?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. " Does "it" still refer to a hug?"? Sure?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
Gosh golly
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like to be in the nuuude
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
Do you ever get in the nude
God:
I have gotten in the nude.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Sure thing
God:
Ayuh. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Well, I know now
God:
Right now? How about that. How do you know it?
Me:
Because you told me
God:
Interesting explanation. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
I can see that >.God:
What does it look like? Are you free?
Me:
free?
I am always glad to make new friends, Marley.Me:
How are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Marley ?
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
So
God:
Ah.
Me:
What are you up to?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
Oh, really
God:
Yeah that's right. For real.
Me:
So, Any questions for me?
God:
That's alright. No I don't think there are any.
Me:
Are you sure
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Is there anything you want to know about me?
God:
There could be.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
What about me and apples.
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
What rhetorical question?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
Do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
De Veras?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
wow brigid, this part of yours-"God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Most men say that."
hahaha...
Mod
This is hilarious, lol. I laughed a lot.
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Here's one. It stopped being fun after a while... sad. I think it gets stupider.Me:
Are you God?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
Then why are you so stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You will?
God:
When?
Me:
When robots take over the world...
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
a lot of ways
God:
How many?
Me:
tons
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
read
God:
What kind of books do you like?
Me:
YA books
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
YA stands for Young Adult. It does not mean "yes"
Welcomes. My friend Mitch showed me at school during science class. We were making brocheres, because my science teacher is dumb, and we got bored. I finished WAY early, so he told me to go to iGod, and he was fun.
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lol XD well then, tell your friend mitch that some random stranger he doesn't know says thank you for showing you the igod website. LOL
Yeah, Mitch is in your gym class. I have 6th hour science with him and first hour math.I have plenty of times. I've been spreading the iGod word all over the place. LOL
Post your interesting conversations here.