Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Time of the Epilogue discussion

Evil genius? Put your plot in here and ask for advice from your like-minded peers.

So take over the world. I believe in starting in the United States since they are the most corrupt but the riches. Good idea?

Yeah, I already have a plan. Become prsident, bribe Congress to burn the Constitution and make you Dictator, nuke Cuba and eliminate all life there, the Caribbean you take with navy. Tell Canada there's a terrorist group targetting it and get your troops in there while setting up a blockade of Mexico.

To be continued.

Man well thought out:)

Yes.

Destroy one of Mexico's cities and then offer a price to buy all of it. If they refuse, destroy another one and offer a lower price. Repeat as necessary.

Sieze the Canadian capital immediately and destroy their government. Then launch a full-scale invasion.

Now, by this time, if you've done everything perfectly and fast enough so that none were expecting it, the rest of the world will still discover or guess your motives and begin defenses. You want that. With the archipelago of Nunavut (northern Canada), take over Greenland and Iceland. From Alaska take the part of Russia that's in Asia. Then turn your focus to South America. Take everything but Brazil, it's too big to put thinly stretched troops into, use mainly naval and aerial forces to discourage them.

To be further continued.

((Umm... The US definitely isn't the richest. It's all just a mask. We are drowning in trillions of dollars of debt, or hadn't you heard?))

Doesn't matter. I steal from the government take over the army march across the world bada bing bada bang debt don't matter.

China would be a better starting place really because you could cut off everywhere from trade, waltz in an take over. Why doesn't China do that now?

And uh... Am I giving you your evil plan, Nikki? Because I just made this one for fun. It may only work on paper.

No our evil plans are very similar. That's all.

I applaud each of you for your creative ability... Now can we blame it all on tophu?

What????

Sorry, I was seriously hyped up yesterday...

Tofu?

Well, you can be a veggie without tofu... I personally love veggie burgers more...

Oh! Okay!

And yes. My evil veggie plot is quite amazing.

I kill every meat being besides humans do they are forced to become veggies.
I know there are a few flaws ~ but suck it! You're just jealous!

I will hunt you down and force you to eat meat for the rest of your life if you dare attempt at taking away my sirloin!!!!!80

A lot of vegetarians go down that path because they don't want to kill animals.

I know people! 'Twas a joke!
And Nikki, I wouldn't dare try ;)

Thank you. I could never part with my meet and replace it with "shutter" tofu.

Tofu isn't the only thing out there!
Goodnesssss!
Try a veggie burger. I bet you'd like it. ^_^
Except.... Beef flavored tofu is seriously delicious..... Yumm...

Nope. It will never replace the wonderful thing that god gave us. Animals are here for a reason.

I'm not religious, BUT .. I do see what you mean.
I'm not strictly vegetarian, like sometimes I will have pizza or something, but still, it feels nice to decrease the deaths in this world.
But it wasn't entirely my decision to go veggie....
Every time I tried eating some kind of meat last year, I started thinking "What about that poor chemicalized pig born like a space to be turned into food. It suffered for your sake.... Blah blah blah".... So I couldn't help but go away from eating meat.....

But ya, that was my awkwardish not-that-evil plan, anyways....

I just think. That pig finally has a purpose other than stuffing its face.

Well, if only that thought would run through my head haha.

Well, pigs can't speak, Sooo....

"Kill, Peter. Kill and eat."
-God.
God said that it was okay to eat animals. You can't argue with God.

Unless if you are like me and don't believe in a higher being... No offense to anybody here if you could take that statement offensively.

You don't know what Piggy is thinking.

Umm...
1) Animals are literally there to eat. Most of the foods vegetarians eat are factory processed, and people obviously wouldn't have that thousands of years ago. People would HAVE to eat meat to survive because they would end up having mineral deficiencies if they didn't.
2) Ummm... Nobody kill me for this, but.... You can't really eat a) a fictitious guy that people made up to feel better about life and/or explain what science is for, or b) the guy that made the universe.

And to you vegetarians. What about those poor vegetables? Hmmmm? Just because they can't scream because you cut off there heads with a machete doesn't make it more right. These poor plants that work diligently to give you oxygen and this is how you repay them. By ripping them apart limb by limb, leaf by leaf. That is cruel.

Nikki! Psst! Plants don't have thoughts or feelings while animals do. Sorry, but the humanitarian argument only works one way.

Ummm... Most vegetarians don't eat eggs either....

ok what did i miss?

We are talking about veggies ^_^

oh i see well i ain't a veggie luver

Well, that I'd the natural way...

I like bacon. And this isn't an evil plot. If you continue this discussion I will delete it.

Using naval forces you could easily invade the Philippines and from there aim missiles at Japan before demanding total surrender.

From Japan you can ravage China's coastline.

And take over China slow and steady.

Or take the largest force you can spare and engage in total warfare.