Shadow Falls discussion

Where you post a sentence, and others build off it to make your story wacky as possible by saying fortunately or unfortunately.

Ok lets start...

Once upon a time there was a really annoying chick named Ginny

Who unfortunately was made fun of for her shortness.

Fortunately there was a new fashion saying that short was the new tall, and ugly was the new pretty.

unfortunately she got dumped and felt depressed.

unfortunately she attempted to suicide, but then a t-rex came and bit her head off instead.

Fortunately she had back-up fake body parts to attach to where the t-Rex bit.

Fortunately a brave knight comes to slay the t-rex, and Ginny falls in love with him

Unfortunately the knight is gay

Fortunately the knight has a strait brother.

Unfortunately teh brother is really ugly, ans smells so Ginny canst stand him :(

Fortunately/Unfortunately she moved far away and met some new people.

unfortunately the new ppl thought that she smelled and didnt come near her very often. her heart still belonged to the knight

Fortunately she found a cat and named it after the knight since she missed him so much.

Fortunately the cat could talk, and when she kissed it, it tured into a handsome prince.

Fortunately he was strait and loved her.

Unfortunately, when they were just about to get married, the t-rex comes and proposes to her, and now her heart is torn between the two

Unfortunately she had to decide between them right away, since she was about to be wed.

unfortunately the knight and t-rex decide to wed instead and they both live happily ever after, and now Ginny is still left alone... Again

Fortunately Harry Potter comes and proposes to Ginny

Unfortunately his girlfriend gets angry and sends an assassin after her.

Fortunately the assasin was merely a two year old baby; a toddler with a water gun, which could do no harm.

Unfortunately the water gun was full of deadly acid and the baby was baby voldamort time traveling

fortunately for Ginny, voldemort and harry have a duel, and Harry kills him since he is still a toddler.

unfotunatly there is a horcx they dont know about and he comes back and kills harry(NNOOOOO)

Fortunately Ginny knows a lullaby and sings Voldemort to sleep.

and fortunately she knows a spell that saves him

Unfortunately she doesnt have her wand to perform her spell

but fortunately the wand is thrown to her by a near by monkey.

unfortunately the monkey asks for her diamond ring in return for the wand.

Unfortunately this made her cry.

fortunately harry wakes up and kisses her and sends the monkey away

Unfortunately the monkey comes back with bananas and starts beating Harry with bananas

Fortunately harry loves bananas and starts eating them!

Unfortunately the bananas are poisonous and Harry starts choking.

Fortunately a Kylie is walking by and heals harry!

Unfortunately Kylie accidentally slipped on a banana peel and kicked Harry in the face!

unfortnunately Harry's face is now mogulated, and Ginny doesnt want him anymore

Fortunately Robbin Hood came in and invited her to a dance for no reason.

Fortunately Grinny called the love police and put Kylie in jail and erased Robin Hood's memories or Kylie.

Fortunately Grinny and Derek fell in love :3

Fortunately Kylie and Lucas can be together now.

((If y'all want, we can start another story))

There once was an annoying orange

who was unfortunately married to a pineapple.

fortunately the annoying orange had a plan to run away and leave his pineapple wife behind.

unfortunately he didnt have legs so he could not run

Fortunately, being an orange meant that he could roll away meaning that he'll escape the pineapple faster.

fortunately he rolled away quickly, since the pineapple was fat and ugly, she couldnt catch up quickly

unfortunately a strawberry passed her a skateboard to catch her rolling husband

Fortunetly one of the skatebored