Reviewing Writing discussion

In case you don't know yet, Short Little Writing Contests That Take Only Five Minutes is an extremely simple contest that ONLY TAKES FIVE MINUTES!! No, you don't need to produce an essay, and no, you can do as long as you want from thirty seconds to an hour. I don't care, but please try to keep it short.

The prompt is....(dramatic music!)

WHAT WAS THE MOST EMBARRASSING TIME OF YOUR LIFE? This can be made-up or fictional. I do not mind, just please no naughty language or obscene/inappropiate scenes.(Now of course you wouldn't do that!)

.....this is getting annoying.