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Tell us wat is the worse joke u have ever heard....

Ever wondered what it means to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Whatcha think?!! XDD

haha =)

Haha that's good

:P

Um this is a really stupid joke but I actually like it...:

Bella:You're pale white and ice cold
Bella: I know what you are
Edward: Say it
Edward: Out loud
Edward: Say it!
Bella: A soft serve

hahaha

I know Amber told me it just before we watched Breaking Dawn Part 2 and I laughed so hard I fell off Emma's bed

I actually like this joke but...

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may I have graduated but I have many degrees.

So cheesy XD

Haha, lol!!! xDD

I have so many more science jokes. Their my favorite :P

Write some down? *puppy dog eyes*

Of course XD

Are you made of curium and tellurium? Because your cute.

Oxygen and Magnesium are dating now! I was like OMG!!

These are all I can think of at the moment. Not my favorite. And you need to somewhat understand elements to get these. But, I think you do..

lol

I get them!

Have you heard about the 2 Science teachers that broke up? There was no chemistry between them

haha xD

I heard that one before lol

Well ACCTUALLY this cracked many people up but still

what's the beginning of the end the end of the human race the beginning of eternity and the end of the universe

You know when a joke is cheesy? well I can tell you that if anything this joke is 100% pepperoni!

Princess of Hell {Percabeth foeva} wrote: "Well ACCTUALLY this cracked many people up but still

what's the beginning of the end the end of the human race the beginning of eternity and the end of the universe"

E!

no

the fifth letter of the alphabet

Makayla_Maud wrote: "Princess of Hell {Percabeth foeva} wrote: "Well ACCTUALLY this cracked many people up but still

what's the beginning of the end the end of the human race the beginning of eternity and the end of t..."

LOL XD :P

She ACCTUALLY got it right :p
why is it whenever I want to type acctually it spell checks into caps

Have you heard the one about the wall? I better not tell you, you might not get over it.

Have you heard about the garbage truck? You don't want to, it's rubbish.

XD TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


there was this really mean joke some dude told me in. music class

Jacob:Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people
Me:No. and I know what your thinking.
Jacob:NO YOU DON'T!!!

Jacob and guy:*snickers*

Ah I've heard that one! I didn't fall for it though

about the second comment

look how far Innocent takes you

9+14+14+15+3+14+20=79%

BEINGE INNOCENT IS WORST OF ALL

Makayla_Maud wrote: "Have you heard the one about the wall? I better not tell you, you might not get over it.

Have you heard about the garbage truck? You don't want to, it's rubbish."

HAHAHAHA!!!! lol

But I really didn't see a clown =/

Princess of Hell {Percabeth foeva} wrote: "But I really didn't see a clown =/"

It's a joke there is no clown it's made up so people who don't think about it say no

Have I told you the joke about the pizza? nah it's to cheesy

Have I told you the joke about the baseball bat? never, you'll get knocked down laughing.

ik

Exuberant

5+25+21+2+5+18+1+15+21=226%

beat ya there

226%!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT!!!

Princess of Hell {Percabeth foeva} wrote: "Exuberant

5+25+21+2+5+18+1+15+21=226%

beat ya there"

Nice!!!

YAY ^-^

I was thinking about words with x y and z in them
and then that popped up OH WAIT!!!



Hypocrite
8+25+16+15+3+18+9+20+5=109%

INTELLIGENCE is 118 percent or something, I added it up before but then I forgot...

STILL DOESN'T BEAT EXUBERANT

but yeah ^-^ omgs add this up


supercalifragalisticexpealidousiciouse!!!

bet you that to be high =)

brb

CHEATER
3 + 8 + 5 + 1 + 20 + 5 + 18 = 60%

COPYCAT
3 + 15 + 16 + 25 + 3 + 1 + 20 = 83%

Well
still
@$$kissisng is still negatively winning

No exuberant is but that doesn't really have anything to do with school so.... I guess asskissing is winning

yeah lol

anyways





you take up space,you have moving molecules, you matter

and it shows a pic of Einstein

Witch: Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?

Wizard: I love you now don't I?

Haha that's a good one