Writer's Paradise discussion

This topic is to be used to speak with characters, to get to know them on a one on one basis. We did this in Writing Passionates and it really helped me get to know my characters, so I figure it'll do the same for everyone else.

(I'm going to bring in Daniel, just 'cause he's my main man at the moment. :D)

Me: *opens door and shows Daniel into room*
Daniel: *stares around room* Where am I?
Me: You're in a small section of my mind that I've created to speak with my characters.
Daniel: *raises eyebrow* Your characters?
Me: *nods*
Daniel: Right....
Me: It's true!
Daniel: Sure it is. *nods* Whatever you say....
Me: *sigh*
Daniel: So ... why am I here?
Me: So I can get to know you.
Daniel: Alright. My name is Daniel.
*crickets chirp*
Me: That's it?
Daniel: What do you want to know? Sheesh. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the floor.
Me: Do you say stuff like that to everyone?
Daniel: No ... well, yeah. Yeah, I guess I do.
Me: *sigh* Figures you can't even by friendly to your creator.
Daniel: *snorts* You didn't create me. I can tell you who did. My mother and --
Me: SHH! You can't tell! They're not supposed to know yet.
Daniel: Isn't supposed to know what? That--
Me: *covers Daniel's mouth* Shut up!
Daniel: *mumbles into hand*
Me: What?
Daniel: *glares*
Me: Oh, right. Promise you won't tell?
Daniel: *nods*
Me: *uncovers mouth*
Daniel: *inhales* Finally. Fresh air! *makes production of inhaling/exhaling air*
Me: Ha, ha. You're SO funny.
Daniel: *shrugs* It's just one of my, ahem, better qualities.
Me: *rolls eyes*

Me: *laughs* I seem so puny compared to my characters.
Haden: Characters? What?!
Me: Yeah, i'm waaay short compared to you.
Haden: Where am I? One minute I was looking for Bri, and then, i'm here. In this strange white room.
Me: Okay, put a sock in it.
Haden: *growls* Where's Jett when I need him?
Me: *gapes* When you need? WHAT???? I never asked you to say that! You never need Jett!
Haden: *crosses arms* I do now!

Daniel: *looks over at Haden* She thinks she "created" you too, huh? Personally I think she's just mental. *jabs finger at me* What about your "creator"?
Me: I am not mental!
Daniel: Mmm-hmmm ... sure ... yeah. That's just what a mental person would say.
Me: *glares* I'm not mental!

me: actually, i dont think a mental person would know what the word mental means.

Haden: She's waaay short, I'll tell you that. And I really need to find my-
Me: SHE'S NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Haden: *scowls* She wants to be. Now if you excuse me, i'm on a rescue mission here.
Me: You're not going anywhere.

Me: -drags Milo in-
Milo: Meh, why do I have to come here?
Me: So you can get out from under the rock you live in and meet some new people ^^
Milo: -looks around- I already hate it here..
Me: Geez, you're such a pessimist -smacks in side of head, but hand goes through his body-
Milo: Haha, nyah -sticks tongue out at me-

me: *waves*
anna: er... whos that?

Me: Jack these guys are way funnier than you.

Jack: I've got things to do you know. I'm a busy guy and you bring me to some artsy fartsy room to talk to people who call themselves creators? F-"

Me: Jack! You can't use that language here.

Jack: Says who? I do what I want. Hey! You two; Haden, Daniel let's ditch these chicks and I'll show you a good time. I'm telling you right now, you let a woman tell you what to do and you might as well cut off your balls and use them for earrings.

Me: **so very sorry that I chose Jack to come here** All right that's quite enough from you. You kill one person and you think you're the man? Well let me tell you, it was a fluke. It's not like you did the job yourself.

Jack: I'm thinking of another broad who could use some killing.
Me: You can't kill me Jack, I made you.

Jack: This is stupid. I'm outta here.

Me: You can't leave until I let you leave. So sit down and pretend you're a nice person. You're embarrassing me.

Jack: Jesus woman, I have time for one drink and I've got people to blow up and money to make.

Me: Whatever, I'm going to call Aedon instead.

Jack: Aedon's a sissy.

me: lol, this guy's hilarious.
anna: i just dont see it.
me: of course, james is funnier to you.
anna: i never said--
james: *walks in* did i hear my name?
me: ah, yeah, we were just talking about you.
james: *gives me reproving look*
me: dont look at me like that; i can slap you whether anna will yell at me for it or not
anna: *rolls eyes, but blushes faintly*
james: *raises eyebrows*
me: *laughs* you two are so blind...

jack: Seriously I have to listen to this crap. Run James, while you still can. She'll only turn into a nagging prude who will take all of your money and ruin your life.

Me: Jack some people believe in love.


Jack: Stupid people.

Me: People who have feelings.

Jack: Like I said, stupid people.

Me: I'm sorry James and Anna. Jack has a problem letting himself love.

Jack: I let myself love and look where it got me. She's better where she is now, in the dirt feeding the worms and the bugs.

Me: Jack has some issues.

Jack: I'm working on killing them all. I mean dealing with them all.

Me: Jack you may leave now.

me: *laughs* youre not the only one here who doesnt believe in love. i dont kill people, but im really cold... or so people tell me. *shrug* im fine with it, cuz people dont mind my dark and twisty personality on goodreads.

Milo: -watches with mild interest- Um..
Me: -sigh- fine, go live in that shabby haunted house. I'll bring someone more interesting -flips through pages of characters- Hm..let's bring in a new character in a future story i will write in my story: Jethro!
-lanky figure walks in, dazzling grey eyes passing over the whole room as he flicks his light brown hair from his eyes-
Jethro: Um... who are you?
Me: I'm your creator -smile-
Jethro: -raises eyebrow- Riight...

me: do explain, ray... *listens*

Me: Oh well, Jethro is a -gets shut up by the guys' hand-
Jethro: Don't go telling my history, even if I don't know you. By the way, how do you know my history? -drops hand slightly to allow me to talk-
Me: Well, I'm a proffesional stalker -evil grin-
Jethro: -takes a step back-

me: *laughs* she is; she knows where james lives.
james: scuse me?

Ellie: Sounds like a party in here.
Me: Because that's what you need, you aren't who I meant to bring.
Ellie: What. I'm heartbroken. *dramatic sigh*
Me: Don't you even dare, you have places to be tommrrow.
Ellie: Oh, fine, you're such a partypooper.
Me: Yes, and you have many other problems.
Ellie: Don't I have Stephen for listing those problems?
Stephen: what on earth is going on here? Ellie, let's go. *takes Ellie home*

Me: God, my charecters are so crazy.

Me: -grins- Oh, and I know everything about you, James

me: *giggles helplessly*
james: oh, really?

Me: Was that Mimi giggling?
Stephen: Marley, hand over the keys.
Me: No, just let her stay.
Ellie: Haha! In your face.
Stephen: I'm watching you, no funny business. *sighs*

Me: Sorry about Jack. He's one of my new characters and I thought some time around different people would help him. Obviously he's beyond help.

Olivia; Are you forgetting something?

Me: Oh, this is Olivia, Aedon is kind of busy right now so she came.

Olivia: *pouts and flicks her black hair over her shoulder. Smiles, exposing her perfect white fangs.* I am way more interesting than Aedon. By the way, I do love stalkers. They taste divine.

Me: There will be no feeding in this room. I told you that.

Olivia: I was only thinking of a pet or two. I wouldn't kill them. Anyone want to play?

Me: Gabriel doesn't approve of you doing that.

Olivia: Gabriel isn't here is he? How about you James, you are positively yummie! Although, Stephen could use a little training.

Me: Olivia, you can't keep these people as pets. They belong to their creators.

Olivia: Humans have creators now? That's new. What about Ellie? she's cute, I could do a lot with Ellie. **Runs a finger across Ellie's cheek** We could have a lot of fun, all you need to do is give a little blood and I'd show you heaven.

Me: Oh please Olivia, you're just pathetic. Isn't their any character I can bring in who isn't a psychopath?

Olivia; you write horror love, the sane characters are all dead.

Me: Oh yeah.

Me: -hides from Olivia behind Jethro- I'll just stay behind this well-muscled back..
Jethro: Yeah, brag about me more, will ya? -heavy sarcasm-

Me: Don't worry about having psychotic characters, Renee, I know exactly what you're going through. *glares at Daniel*
Daniel: I'm not a psychopath! I mean, I know some psychopaths, but that doesn't make me one.
Me: You sure about that?
Daniel: Just because I'm enslaved to the devil and have to do everything he says does not make me psycho.
Me: *raises eyebrows*
Daniel: Whoa. You're right. *has epiphany* Maybe I am a psychopath.
Me: *patronizing tone* Really, is that so?
Daniel: Yeah ... no.
Me: *sighs* I tried.

Me: Don't worry, Danny (mind if I call you that?), I'm a psychopath too -crooked grin-
Milo: -pops up for a mo'- Believe me, she is.
Me: -evil cackle, twitch-

Stephen: Are you sure this is the best place for Ellie, she's recovering.
Me: Oh stop fearing for her you silly loverboy.
Stephen: Me? Am not.
Me: Sure...*sarcasm*
Ellie: Are you kidding, these are my kind of people!

Daniel: Danny? *sighs* Whatever. I'm already called that anyway. *glares at me* But I'm not a psychopath!
Me: Okay, fine, you're not. But you have to admit, working for the devil is a little psychotic.
Daniel: Eh ... well, I guess you're right.
Me: Mmm-hmmm....
*silence*
Me: *coughs* Okay, so ... how about that doorman getting fired, eh?
Daniel: Oh yeah! I know! You have NO clue how happy that made me. I swear I was jumping up and down in that lobby. *thinks back on jumping for joy in lobby*
Me: *mumbles* And he says he isn't psychotic? Yeah.... *cough*

Me: And who's this doorman you speak of? -peeks over Jethro's shoulder, who has a slightly annoyed look on his face-

Olivia; **squeezes Jethro's arm and purrs** You are a lanky one aren't you? Oooh the things I could make you do.

Me: Olivia we aren't at a buffet. I want you to meet some nice people for a change.

Olivia: I told you I won't eat them. Just a taste is all I need. I'm not hungry for food right now. **peeks around jethro to smile at Ray** You can bring her along J-man, we could use her for dessert.

Me: Olivia I will get Gabriel.

Olivia: He's too occupied with Natalie, they all like Natalie. God, show a little skin and they come panting like dogs. I know more tricks than she does, and I don't moon over my master like a lovesick cow.

Me: Gabriel is pretty hot, you wanted him not so long ago.

Olivia: Why would I care about him when there are so many healthy humans in here? Gabriel gets old after a few centuries, humans are always fascinating.

Jethro: -clears through akwardly-
Me: Meep..-jumps into dark hole and locks door behind her-

Jett: HADEN! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GO?
Haden: *points at me* A puny know-it-all made me come here.
Jett: *glances at the crowded room.* Who? What? HOW? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I'M ON A FREAKING RESCUE MISSION! WHERE'S THE DOORS? HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE????
Me: You don't, plus, I'm sure Abrita's fine.
Haden: I highly doubt that.
Jett: *walks over to Daniel* Who are you? WHERE AM I?????

Daniel: For your information I am NOT strictly human. I'm actually--
Me: DANIEL I SAID NO! You can't give away secrets!!
Daniel: *sighs* Fine, whatever. Spoil all my fun.... *glares and crosses arms moodily*
Me: Maybe you should go chat with Olivia. She's looking for a friend, and as you don't currently have any....
Daniel: *glare deepens* And who's fault is that?

Jett: You're a what? Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Me: Oh, crap. He's gonna spill it.
Haden: Spill what?
Me: What he is.
Haden: Why would he do that?"
Me: Because he's JETT!

Ellie: Oooo, sounds like there is some hot gossip going around.
Stephen: Ellie, dear, don't be nosy.
Me: Stephen, you are so controlling, I don't like that....
Stephen: Well, change it
ME: Good idea, I shall kepp your smarts though.

Daniel: Don't let her change you, Stephen! You are your own person!
Me: *rolls eyes* Stop being such an idiot.

Jett: I'm a
Me: Shut up!

Me: Characters are SO annoying sometimes. *sighs*
Daniel: Hey!
Me: Well you are!

((LOL XD))

Me: MAX!!!
Max: *mumbles* You again ...
Me: Awww you know you love me!!! ^_^
Max: Um.
Me: *sniffles* We – We're best friends, aren't we?
Max: UM.
Me: D:
Max: Well ...
Me: Pfffft fine! BE THAT WAY!
Max: You kind of ruined my life ...
Me: I know, but – but I had to do it!!!!!! *cries* >_<
Max: O_o Um ... don't cry ...
Me: *sniffle sniffle* Maybe a hug would make it better? *makes big puppy dog eyes*
Max: *rolls eyes* Oh, fiiiine ... *hugz*
Me: YAAAY!!! You forgive me! ^_^
Max: Uh. Not really. I just hate it when people cry ...
Me: :( Oh ...

Bailey: Man, life sucks. My parents are getting divorced and it is all of my fault. Life sucks. And I have depressed since, hmm..., let's see, well I am probably dead by now.
Me: Hey! I haven't found time! I have finals. Which I should probably studying for right now.
Bailey: Good idea, Einstein.
Me: Idling you made you into a total snob!
Bailey: Idling? What?
Me: Well, I am your author.
Bailey: Oh...Kay....But that would mean I would be in story and Hello?? I am a three dimensional person. Do I look like a piece of paper.
Me: *snaps fingers* Actually, yes, you do.
Bailey: *wearing lined paper costume* Funny.
Me: I know!

Stephen: *mumbles* It's my job to change her Daniel. And I'm failing misreably...

Jett: Hey, what's your name?
Me: Annie
Jett: Hey Annie.
Me: What?
Jett: How do I get out of here?

Me: Hi guys, I'm back. I brought Christophe with me. Now does everyone have their foil helmets? You'll need them with him. He'll get into your heads and then you'll be dead.

Christophe: What am I doing in here? Do you know how much it took to get out of that town? I'm supposed to be taking over the world.

Me: You've got like eternity Christophe, I'm sure you can spare a few minutes.

Christophe: Well there are an awful lot of souls in this room. **smelling Annie** This one would fire me up for quite a while. You don't want to go on living such a wretched life do you darling?

Me: FOIL HELMET ANNIE!! Christophe, I think we're leaving now. Isn't there one character I have who can come in here. Maybe I'm limiting myself by only creating psychopaths, demons and vampires.

Christophe: Vampires are make-believe you stupid woman.

Me: So are you dummy. You're lucky I let you out.

Christophe: Oh, you still think you wrote the story all by yourself don't you? That's cute. Where do you think the voices came from?

Me: Um.....I'll be back everyone. Come on Christophe, I hear Audrina being happy. Can't have that can we?

Christophe: Certainly not. Later Annie, we have much to discuss.....

me: *laughs* nice

Christophe: Hello, I didn't notice you. You're a spirited one as well.

Me: We were just leaving. Christophe, you can't do this here. These are my friends.

Christophe: The only reason you still breathe is because someone has to tell my story, they'll all be gone and only those under my control will remain. So please, do not order me about like your friends do to these other rejects.

Me: Christophe! That was very mean and uncalled for. You apologize now.

Christophe: I will not, Michelle dear, what pretty eyes you have. It's a shame they're stuck inside something as limiting as a body. You want to go with me don't you?

Me: Don't listen to him Michelle. **hands Michelle foil helmet** Put this on, it works for Wendy.

Christophe: I only allow Wendy to live because she keeps populating the earth with more souls for me. As long as she continues to breed, she'll continue to breathe.

Me: Oh, Wendy's not going to like that statement. We are leaving or I'm telling the others where you've been hiding.

Christophe: **glares at me, I am a little scared.**Fine, we will go. But I'll be back. Don't think you can control where I go. I own the world now.

Me: Of course you do. I'd never forget that. Let's go.

Christophe: Yes, I've become bored with these souls. They would probably give me indigestion anyway.

me: *laughs again* i dont think ill be needing the helmet, renee, but thanks. i happen to be skilled at resisting mind control. dont ask; long story.
ariadne: oh, yeah, really long story.
me: yeah, youre lucky i dont sic the vampire queen on you...

Me: Hey mimi! -waves-
Jethro: -raises eyebrows- Care to introduce?
Me: Um, okay...Mimi, this is Jethro. Jethro, Mimi.
J (for short): -waves a bit-

Haden: *sits down* I need to find Abrita . . .

Me: *slips in and looks around* Which character... *snaps fingers*
Stacy: *confused* Where am I? Where's Jake?
Me: Stacy, it's alright. Both you and Jake are safe, just... seperated for now.
Stacy: *afraid* What do you want?
Me: I just want to talk.
Stacy: I don't want to talk. I need to find Reggie, because Jake thinks that he's the bad guy in my life, and...
Me: Stacy, just chill. Nothing's going to happen to you here, and Jake won't even know you're gone.

mimi: *waves back* hiya
ariadne: *looks at me til i say something*
mimi: and this is ariadne. *aside* happy?
ariadne: *smiles*

Jethro: -flicker of smile, but then a neutral expression returns-
Me: Hey, you're not supposed to be that depressed. Geez, the teachers call you a wonder child, you're supposed to be HAPPY.
J: I'm not in school, am i?
Me: True, but don't make me bring Lauren here.
J: Please do.