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Bad Pickup Lines
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Rosie
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Nov 04, 2013 11:48PM
Just spout your worst pickup lines down here or good ones, doesn't matter.
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I'll start.Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you!
Rosie wrote: "I'll start.
Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you!"
haha yeah thats pretty bad... i dont have 1
Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you!"
haha yeah thats pretty bad... i dont have 1
Are you Jamaican? Because jamaican me love you
Are you from Tennessee, 'cause your the only ten I see!
I'm sure glad I brought my library card cause I'm checkin you out!
Can I see your keys to find out how you found the key to my heart?
You look so sweet your giving me a cavity
"Girl did you just fart? Because you blew me away"
Thats gotta be the worst pickup line ever
Thats gotta be the worst pickup line ever
Miss Amazingness wrote: ""Girl did you just fart? Because you blew me away"Thats gotta be the worst pickup line ever"
XD my friend and I used that line for a skit the other day
Hahaha XD
And theres "Are you wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection"
And theres one that goes "Are you a math book? Because you solve all my problems" which makes no sense at all.
And theres "Are you wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection"
And theres one that goes "Are you a math book? Because you solve all my problems" which makes no sense at all.
I didn't!! Your post wasn't there at the time *whines*
I know....my mom was going crazy, they were so bad XD
Princess of Hell {Percabeth foeva} wrote: "I'm sure glad I brought my library card cause I'm checkin you out!"XD A guy told that to me once because everyone knows I love books.
Well he said that and this is pretty much how the conversation went.Me: Ok?
Guy: Well?
Me: Well what?
Guy: Well do you wanna go out with me now??
Me: No thanks *awkwardly walks away*
XD 'well do you wanna go out with me now?' lol
Hahahahaha XD Did you know him or was he a legit random guy?
Haha!! Do some guys legit say that? Haha, sorry, but I'd prob kick myself laughing!!! xP
He was in a couple of my classes, we talked a bit, had conversations and stuff. He wasn't really a friend friend though. But we didn't really talk after that...XD
Izabella Daemon Black (shadowraith) wrote: "Haha!! Do some guys legit say that? Haha, sorry, but I'd prob kick myself laughing!!! xP"lol yeah, me too XD
Hey baby, I'm like a rubik's cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.You be the iceberg, I'll be the Titanic and I'll go down on you.
If I flip a 50 cent coin what are the chances of me getting head.
You must be really hot because my heart just melted an it takes a long time for my heart to melt.
You be Burger King and I'll be McDonalds; you'll be making it my way and I'll be loving it.
Is it getting hot in here or did you break the air circulation?
that's the entire pointeven though none of these have severe been used on me
Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy!
I'm gay but you might just turn me straight
Are those space pants? Because your legs are out of this world!
Are you tired? Because you've been running in my mind all day.
I'm gay but you might just turn me straight
Are those space pants? Because your legs are out of this world!
Are you tired? Because you've been running in my mind all day.
your probably un godly hot,but I wouldn't know because your fogging up my glasses!
Is Cupid in the room cause there's a pain in my heart for you!
Worst pickupline ever: I LIKE EM FEISTY!!!
You must love science. There's huge chemistry between us!
Do you sell hotdogs? Because you sure can make a weiner stand!
Oh my god! These are really bad, I expected bad ones when I made this thread but this is beyond funny.
Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
God was just showing off when he made you
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents XD
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.
God was just showing off when he made you
If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents XD
OH THE BAD ONE WAS JUST INSULTING!!!!! XD XD XD THE ONLY THING YOU'LL PICK UP IS A RED HAND PRINT ON YOUR FACE WITH THAT ONE!!!
Hehehe, that a lesson if there ever was one to be learnt!
yeah lol XDYour exactly like the sun cause my world's revolving around you
in my head
gas and all!!!
If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd have one penny because you never leave my mind
