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tell a embarassing or funny story
ok heres somehting that happend to me XDwhen i was four my family went to a nearby chickslellett(sp) and I got lost!!i was freaking out and crying and i ran outside and a lady asked me what was wring so i told her and she offered to take me to the movies (thats were we were going x3) and then she took me inside and i saw my family!!they were ina booth just watching me!!!
no they laughed...and then i was mad at them :D but then we didnt see the movie i think
when my friend jade and i were in 4th grade and she wore a bra for the first time so she brought me in to the bathroom and was like "i got abra!" she said it really loud so then a guy came out of a stall and said congradulations then me and my friend ran all the way back to class .we were in the boys bathroom !
there was a pre-schooler named benny at schoolTEACHER: who can say the alpebet
nobody raised thier hands
TEACHER:ok then ur homewrk is to figure out the 1st 5 letters of the alphebet
(at benny's house)
benny walks up to older bro who is on phone w/ girlfriend
BEN: whats the 1st letter of the alpebet
OLDER BRO: oh yeah baby...
ben goes to older sis and asks the second letter
OLDER SIS: shut-up
he goes to dad who is in the bathroom and asks the 3rd
DAD: on the toilet...
goes to lil bro who's watching batman and asks
LIL BRO: naaaananaa batman!
goes to other il bro who's playing on toy truck and asks
OTHER LIL BRO:my little red toy truck
(next day)
TEACHER:now can anyone tell me the 1st 5 letters of the alphebet?
BEN: oh yah baby
TEACHER: excuse me?
BEN: shut-up
TEACHER: where do you think you are?
BEN: on the toilet..
(in princibal's office)
PRINCIBLE:who do you think you are?
BEN:naaananannaa batman!
PRINCIBAL: how o you think you'll get away with this?
BEN: on my little red toy truck
iv heard that before, but it was said diffrently
uh huh i have ANOTHER story!!!ok well 2 years ago i was having my b-day party in my poool (we got rid of it :() and so my friends and i(all girls)played Truth or Dare in the pool and i was dared to lift up oone of my friends tops and it wasw sooooo embarresing
tht suks i have a really embarresing one
i wuz sitting in my room watchin' a movie when my dad walks up to my door with 2 corndogs up to his chest and he goes "do u wan' any corndogs?" i just stared at him then went "ill pass" and so he said "r u sure?"
i wuz sitting in my room watchin' a movie when my dad walks up to my door with 2 corndogs up to his chest and he goes "do u wan' any corndogs?" i just stared at him then went "ill pass" and so he said "r u sure?"
cause my friend was ovr
yea so now i won' have any friends ovr
b4 i tell the story i want you to know that i have dread locks which alot of girls dont have. so when i was in 3rd gr. there was a guy in my class w/ locks and my bro was teasing me about him saying oh u like lance! i really didn't like him in fact i hated him he was gross and annoying he was always picking his nose and thretnigng to touch me with his finger. so when we were watching a movie with the parents there was a guy who liked a girl and my bro was like hey its like you and lance your boyfriend! then i got in trouble for hitting him....now he always brings it up four yrs l8r...ugh
♫Krista♫ wrote: "iv heard that before, but it was said diffrently"what was different
Naomi wrote: "♫Krista♫ wrote: "iv heard that before, but it was said diffrently"
what was different"
the alphabet stry
what was different"
the alphabet stry
the 1 with benny and the litle red fire truck
fishy fishy lemon sqiushy
fishy fishy lemon squishy
fishy fishy lemon squishy
fishy fishy lemon squishy
fishy fishy lemon squishy :D
fishy fishy lemon squishy
fishy fishy lemon squishy
fishy fishy lemon squishy
fishy fishy lemon squishy :D
Look im upset cuz my friends arew moving away so I dont wanna deal with this shit
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Lumiare aren't you 11?
just making sure what ur age was i guess end of discusssion
you can also tell jokes