Squeaky-Clean Role-Playing and Other Whatnot discussion

So, in case you don't know what it is, there's something called the “I Have a New Business” game. Here's about how it goes:

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
-insert business-
Really? How's it going?
-insert punchline—usually a pun—related to said business-

I have quite a few written down already, in case you'd like to have some examples. :D



So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I go around as a gypsy fortune-teller.
Really? How's it going?
Predictably.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I sell pork rinds.
Really? How's it going?
Well, to be honest, it's a bit of a boar.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I make guillotines.
Really? How's it going?
It's a pain in the neck.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I sell cranes.
Really? How's it going?
It's picking up.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I make cheese.
Really? How's it going?
It's grate.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I sell pet turtles.
Really? How's it going?
It's a little slow.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I review comedians.
Really? How's it going?
You know, it's funny that you should ask.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I manufacture dreams.
Really? How's it going?
It's been a nightmare.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I keep secrets.
Really? How's it going?
I can't really tell you that, now can I?

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I make lamps.
Really? How's it going?
It's been enlightening.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I make fans.
Really? How's it going?
It's pretty cool.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I evaluate NASCAR racers.
Really? How's it going?
Drives me around the bend.

So, I have a new business.
Yeah? What is it?
I replace broken windows in palaces.
Really? How's it going?
It's a royal pane.