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Ankyyy reads, The Queen Of Awesomeness
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Jan 20, 2014 06:32AM
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What always runs but never walks,Often murmurs never talks,
Has a bed but never sleeps,
Has a mouth but never eats?
Answer- A river
What kind of cheese does not belong to you?Nacho cheese.
(This never stops being funny).
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He had NO BODY to go with!!
:D
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What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
The letter M
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A blind man walks into a bar............................and a chair............and a table.
@Alyssa I've told several people you're envelope joke and everyone has laughed. And it is not easy to get my dad to laugh at a joke.
how many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?ten-tickles
(A child told me this joke and I laughed harder than he did)
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Why did the snail paint an "s" on the back of his car?So that when he drove down the street, his friends could say, "Look at that s-car go!"
What's the similarity between an elephant and a grape?(view spoiler)
How do you know that an operatic soprano is at your doorstep?
(view spoiler)
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If H2o is on the inside of a fire hydrant what is on the outside?K9P
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How many chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?thousands, because many hands make light work!
*snort* *snort* geddit???
Knock knockwho's there
doctor
doctor who?
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Did you hear about the short physic who escaped from jail?She's a small medium at large :)
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What do you call a deer with no eyesNo eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
Still no eye deer
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