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Someone says, I wish_______, and you say granted, but (insert something bad about it)
EX.
I wish for food.

Granted, but then you'd get food posioning from it. Get it? Some of you have played it...

I wish my mom wouldn't get mad so easily.

Granted, but your character could have been axed while you were gone.

I wish I can make a career out of writing.

Granted, but then your fans will hate you if they dont like the sequal of your book and you'll turn out broke.

I wish I had a TV Show.

Granted, but it is a silent film.

I wish I had gummy bears.

Grandted, but if tht bear a live he will running from you.

I wish someone tht hate me will be a good girl.

I remember when I published a wonderful and heartwarming book called RADIATION SICKNESS, which was based on my horriffic account with radiation sickness and although I already had blood diseases which later grew potentially fatal, then Leukemia, I was blatantly castigated by another website, proclaiming I was "pro nuclear" and I was like George Bush and Osma Bin Laden. "Lama Milkweed is pro-nuclear...'
This malicious site was boycotted by hundreds saying things in my defence, especailly later following it's publication fellow professors and intellect, as wlel as friends in medicine bought this compelling novel and praise dit to the sky, and said they received a very rare form of valuible insight into we dying.
Lama Milkweed L. Augustine Ph.D
author

Granted, but if she were a good girl, she will start being irritating and always want to hang out with you.

I wish I could go to a concert!

granted but all you see is an agreement being formed.

I wish to have the strongest immune system!

granted but you'll always be hungry.

i wish i could read 24/7!

granted, but each day that you dont sleep you take away a day in your life so you would die.

i wish i could teleport. :P

Grandted, but after tht you'll addicted with teleport not someone tht you want.

i wish i have a perfect bf. :)

granted but he'll leave you because you're not as perfect as he is.

i wish spiders didn't exist

Granted, but after they are hear wht you wish is they will attack you so bad.

i wish everyone here OL.

granted but then we'd all leave. xD

i wish i could fly!

granted but you can never land

i wish for all the books in the world!!!!

granted, but youd be leaving in the street

i wish to overcome my fears

granted but then you'll get new ones.

i wish i could make all spiders disappear!

granted but, tht spiders will be in your nighmare forever.

i wish i can do anythin tht i want!

((I can't see anything wrong with that!))

skip tht,

i wish the viruses dony attack my laptop again.

granted but u wouldn't be able to go on goodreads again and I'd go insane!
I wish I could fall asleep now!

granted and you shall never wake up again. LOL

I wish I could publish a book of my own.

lol then I'm beautiful! (sleeping beauty lol)
granted but then I'd be followed by little children BEGGING for ur autograph lol
I wish it was Christmas already

granted but then all people you know are asking a gift from you. LOL

I wish I could finish all my chores with the a clap of my hands.

:(
granted but then I'd urge hands would fall off bc of clapping everyday lol
I wish ud rp in the this or that group

xD

granted but then I couldn't do my own spells book. :b

i wish I could move a thing according to how I want it too by only looking at it.

Granted, after tht you wont come back again. XO

i wish my waist will be okay.

granted but then another part of you won't be okay. (peace. only for the game)

I wish I could have xray vision only if i want to.

Granted, but I will never forget when I had my dying wish comming from an adult make a wish foundation, DREAM FOUNDATION, and it was maliciously taken away from me by my parent, simply because "I'M TOO SICK."
Now I have roughtly 5-6 months.
TRULY A "WISH CORRUPTED."
Lama Milkweed L. Augustine Ph.D
author

what? whats up with this girl????

no idea.

keep going with the game...start from SiNgUrL

granted but you'd see things u didnt want to see.

i wish i was the best writer in the world!

Granted but then when you got writers block all ur fans would get mad (sorry that sucked!)
I wish i had more freedom to do things on my own.

Granted, but you just alone. =)

i wish i can shopping till drop.

but then youd break your leg from walking and shopping so much. (agh i suck at this haha)
I wish i could be with the person i love right now.

granted but after tht he wont call you again (i hope it wont)=)

i wish i could be an actrees.

Granted, but you freeze and lose all of your lines with the first on-stage performance.

I wish I could play the violin.

Granted but after hear your play everyone will be run.

i wish im not bored again.

Granted, but then you would be too busy to do anything at all since you wouldn't have free time.

I wish I didn't have summer reading.

Granted, but you haven't an idea to spend your summer to be happy. =)jk

i wish i've got 3 for my indeks prestation.

granted but he turned out to be an idiot in person.

I wish i could makeout with joe jonas!

Granted but everyone will chase you for an autograph.

I wish I could get a band poster.

granted but then your other finger would hurt instead

i wish i wasnt moving

Granted but a bunch of irritating teenagers would move in next to you and you'd wish you were moving.

I wish I didnt feel sick!

Granted but you still will have to change schools.

I wish I could sing.

granted but then there would be no north and south meaning no north and south pole

i wish i felt sleepier

granted, you eat dinner at 7:59.

I wish I was arrogant

granted but then your home town will become a life size compass
I wish there is no school

granted but then u'll never sleep
i wish today is filled with good luck

Granted, but the others days will be so bad you'll wish you had bad luck instead of good luck.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

granted but then u'll be bored at home
i wish there was something to do