YAholics Anonymous! discussion

I've seen this game in other groups and it can get pretty funny. Basically, you post making a wish and the person who posts after you grants it, but with a "corruption."

For example:

Person 1: "I wish I had a million dollars"

Person 2: Granted, but you can never spend the money on yourself.

Then, the person who grants the wish posts their own wish to keep the game going.

I wish I could cure cancer.

Granted, but the cure only works for a small group of people.

I wish I had a huge personal library.

Granted, but it can only be books of your most hated genre.

I wish I could be a brilliant artist.

(That's truly evil. :P)

Granted, but no one will recognize your genius artwork until after you're dead.

I wish I could write the Great American Novel.

Granted, but you won't get the credit for writing it.

I wish I could grant every Make A Wish kids wish come true.

Granted, but you get all their wishes mixed up.

I wish I had a sister.

(Ooooh nice job on that one)

Granted, but you never get to meet her or talk to her.

I wish I could make enough money so none of my family members would ever have to work again.

(Lol, thanks. I tried to think of one that wasn't too mean. XD)

Granted, but they spend the money frivolously.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, you can talk to animals but they can't talk back ;)

I wish I could play the guitar like a prodigy.

Hardy Har. ;)

Granted, but you break your fingers just as soon as you get the hang of playing.

I wish I could live in the Harry Potter world.

(Omg I just broke out laughing at that irony lol)

Granted, but then Voldemort gets resurrected and you are his first kill back from the dead. Sorry for your loss :(

(Lol, I thought you'd say something like, "Granted, but you're a Hufflepuff" That would've been worse, in my opinion. XD)

((Lol, true, but either scenario would suck. Both happened to poor Cedric... He got the raw end of the deal, lol.))

Do you have a wish to post?

I wish that Jace Herondale or Will Herondale was a real person. (From the Mortal Instruments series)

(Don't we all? Lol)

Granted, but they never pay you any attention.

I wish I was a demigod, like Percy Jackson.

Granted, but Valentine ends up killing you(and btw, I hate the Mortal Instruments)

I wish I didn't eat so much chocolate

Granted, but the cravings are still there!

I wish I could stay in bed and read all day.

Granted, but then you can never get out of bed agian.

I wish it would stop snowing

Granted, but it's still bitterly cold outside.

I wish I could get the songs to Frozen out of my head...

Granted, but now Wrecking ball is stuck in your head

I wish I had my computer back

Granted, but it comes back in pieces.

I wish my cold would go away.

Granted, but then you develop a fever

I wish it was summer already

Granted, but then you'll have to endure the scorching heat.

I wish I had a Time-Turner.

Granted, but as soon as you get your hands on it, you're arrested for illegal possession.

I wish Jem Carstairs was my best friend.

Granted, but Jem's friend's don't like you.

I wish there was another books with Noah Hutchings....

Granted, but something goes wrong and he's not the same as he was, not at all the character you enjoy.

I wish I could attend Hogwarts.

Granted, but you're a Hufflepuff.

I wish I could Ace my test coming up on Tuesday.

Granted, but the test only counts for a homework grade.

I wish I could be a psychologist.

Granted, but one of your patients kills you.

I wish I had a TARDIS.

Granted, but you can only go to one place in the world.
I wish I had an invisibility cloak.

Granted, but when you're exploring a building one day, no one knows you're there because you're invisible and the building gets demolished.

I wish I could meet JK Rowling.

Granted, but she can't speak.

I wish Ron Weasley was my best friend.

Granted, but his jealousy over your life drives him crazy.

I wish I could speak French.

Granted, but other people that speak French wouldn't be able to understand you.

I wish me and John Green could sit down and have a conversation.

Granted, but his behavior is along the lines of Peter Van Houten.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but you would show up as a rat.
I wish Elmo was my pet.

Jen wrote: "Granted, but his behavior is along the lines of Peter Van Houten.

I wish I could teleport."

Not taking a turn or anything, but I just wanted to say that was hilarious!!!

Granted, but he will never stop tickling you.

I wish my cat was more intelligent. :/

Granted, but every IQ point (s)he gains you lose.

I wish I could co-author a book with JK Rowling.

Granted, but that book never gets published.

I wish that I had more time to read...

Granted but u can only read the same book

I wish i could fly.

Granted but then you're captured and experimenters on.

I wish I was a bird.

Granted, but you're a buzzard.

I wish I could catch a shiny Pokemon.

Granted, but someone mugs you and steals it.

I wish I had tea.

granted but you can never wish for anything ever again

i wish i didnt have any math homework

Granted, but now you have mounds of science homework.

I wish I could draw.

Granted, but every time you do you get a horrible hand cramp.

I wish I didn't have to work all the time.

Granted, but then you'll be broke all the time.

I wish magic existed.

Granted, but everyone can use it except you.
I wish people listened to me.