Sarcastic Freaks! discussion

So if you are here, you must have mastered the art of sarcasm. Some people don't get sarcasm. Why? What do you think? Is sarcasm "mean"?

Some people are just sensitive-_-

That's what Im saying right?? They need to chill out sometimes, getting all defensive. Take a JOKE, geez.

Hm neither?

agreed

I love sarcasm. My day is not complete without it.

SARCASM: The essence of life

*high fives*

My dad needs to take a course in how to get sarcasm.

Aw that.stinks.

I hate it when you say something sarcastic and the other person takes you seriously.
I say, "Yeah, I reeeaaaly like getting hit in the face with a snowball." and they're like, "Really? Doesn't that kind of hurt?" and I'm just like, *Face, meet plam!*

Kyren wrote: "I hate it when you say something sarcastic and the other person takes you seriously.
I say, "Yeah, I reeeaaaly like getting hit in the face with a snowball." and they're like, "Really? Doesn't tha..."

Right????!!!

BlackStar103 {JELL0 4EVER} wrote: "Kyren wrote: "I hate it when you say something sarcastic and the other person takes you seriously.
I say, "Yeah, I reeeaaaly like getting hit in the face with a snowball." and they're like, "Reall..."

Oh my gosh *facepalm*

Oh, it's, like, totes possible

Yea, do you sadly lack that skill?

Sometimes, people think I am being sarcastic. I am not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond their understand.
Oh wow, that was NICE.

Here's some sarcasm for you

(Somebody sees a drawing of a basketball on my desk.)
Person: What is that?

Me: It's a flying spaceship shooting through outer space and destroying everything.

Person: Umm... okay.

Hahahahhaha

Here is my use of sarcasm,

Idiot: Rachel what are those red things on your face? (I have zits judge me)

Me: Smarter than you.

I just blew your mind. In one sentance a PERFECT use of sarcasm.

I'm an extremely sarcastic person but some people are just so sensitive

You appear to lost in thought. I know that's unfamiliar territory for you! Should I send a search party out?

Lilly wrote: "You appear to lost in thought. I know that's unfamiliar territory for you! Should I send a search party out?"

That's a good one XD

I loves it!

Oh my gosh, I offend SO many people when I use sarcasm. It's not MY fault they ask stupid questions.

Like we get to school and a random person turns to me and is all like 'Oh, no, is it school today?' And I'm all like, 'Well, noooo! We just hang out at school 'cos it's totally cool' and theyre like 'Huh! Well, I don't think it's cool, so f*** off 'cos you know nothing about me'. And I'm just left there like 'well excuuuuuse me all over the place, but you asked'. -_- I hate people. <-Oh, and there's another thing that offends people all the time; saying I hate them. Well it's true.

:D i like this person.

:D

i am so sarcastic that my mom literally bought me a shirt that says "Next sarcastic comment in 3...2...1..."

and im reading this and you guys are making me laugh so hard and thats bad cause im in class and the teachers like "are you laughing at me?"
and im like "Yes because watching you prance around at the front of a clasroom pointing at random things on a board makes me cry tears of laughter"

:D Thank you!

This happened the other day:

Sister: Ugh I have nothing in my head!

Me: You act like it's something new.

:D Yas!

I just love it when people start dissecting what you're saying. "This is wrong. That's too." Really?

BlackStar103 {Don't Tell Me I'm Better Off Dead Cuz Heaven Is Full And Hell Won't Have Me} {Flubber} {What Doesn't Kill You Makes You With You Were De wrote: "☔︎♛Lilly♕☔︎ wrote: "I just love it when people start dissecting what you're saying. "This is wrong. That's too." Really?"

whaaaaaat????? I TOTALLY didn't understand a word you said a minute ago!!!..."

Right??

I appreciate it greatly.

The other day:

Dumb girl yelling in my ear to talk to her friend: It's not fair! I want my 95 average!

Me: Congrats!

Dumb girl: Wha- oh thank you.

Me: *facepalm*

:D

me: mom im hungry
mom: who isnt hungry
Me: someone who just ate
mom: *facepalms*

:D


Girl: Oh my gosh! My voice sounds sooo annoying.
Me: And that's a new thing?......

lolololol

Me: where did you get that at?
Friend: The Store
Me: no really i thought you got it from the hoboe Serial killer that lives on Merrily Lane
Friend: uuuhhhhh *runs off*

Sis: It's really cool but you have to use logic.
Me: That must be hard for you.
Sis: It is, but it's fun.. HEY!

lolol your amazing at sarcasm Caitlyn :)

Sister: where do we get green beans from
Me: an animal
Sister: really which animal? is it a cow?
Me: uuugghhh *Facepalms*

XD

Dumb Guy: Do you work for Goodreads, because you seem to reply to posts almost immediately, or do you, like me, get an email saying there has been a reply. I just happen to be online right now. Usually I am online much later in the evening.

Me: Yea, I work for Goodreads -_- I got hired when I was 10 and have been working here for 6 years.
No, I'm just on.

Seriously.

amen

one day i was wearing my choir t-shirt and my choir teacher walked up to me...
Teacher: hey i like your shirt
Me: Thanks i got it at Wal-mart
Teacher: Oh that's cool maybe i'll go.. HEY NO WAIT!!!
Me: *Face meets palm*

Haha

So my sister got a random text:

Unk.# - Did u feed tiger boo?
Unk.# - Did u take care of tiger?

So I took her phone and replied with: No, he died

XD

Girl: Why haven't you texted me
Boy: I cant find my phone
Girl: Ok, tell me when you find it
Girl: Have you found it yet?
Boy: no. Not yet
Girl:k, let me know when you find it



THESE WERE TEXT MESSAGES!!!

LOOOK THE GROUP STILL EXISTS!