Sarcastic Freaks! discussion

Okay! This game grants your wishes but with a twist.

One person says that I want (______)

The person below says GRANTED, but......

For example:

1st person- I want a karaoke machine.

2nd person- GRANTED, but you can't sing again.(Then makes his/her own wish)

Let's start!!

I wish I had wings!

Granted but you are stuck in a cage for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted but it isn't processed, just straight out of the bean.

I wish I could read more stories and do less homework.

Granted, but someone else does the same to you.

I wish that I could teleport to anywhere I pleased.

Granted but once you get there you can't return ever again.

I wish I didn't have to write this essay.

Granted but you will never be able to write again

I wish I could have and everlasting bag of candy!!

Granted, but then I steal it from you!

I wish I knew whether or not to do this

Granted but you will have that same question about everything

I wish I were a child of Aphrodite!!

Granted but no one would love you.

I wish I had a wish that would actually come true

Awww :'( haha

Granted but you're wish would make you evil

I wish nick would text me!!

Lol

Granted but it will be to lose his number and never talk to him again.

I wish I could stand not talking to someone instead of always going back.

Yea but guess what even if I did lose his number he always texts me first so it would matter :D

Granted but you would never be able to see that person ever again

I wish I could wear a Princess dress on my birthday at Disney

Ah, whatevers

Hmmm... tempting...

Granted but it will not fit you

I wish I had more time

Haha :) darn it

Granted but you would always be bored

I wish I could marry Logan Lerman <3

Nice corruption.

Granted but it would just be a picture of him.

I wish it would stay this warm

Aww how terrible

Granted but everyone else would freeze to death and you would be alone

I wish I could be in a movie

Aww

Granted but it won't make it through production.

I wish I had a cat

Granted but it's a killer cat and kills you as soon as you get it home.

I wish I had the fourth book in the lunar chronicles (winter)!!!!!!!!!

Granted but it would destroy your perspective on other books

I wish People in books were real

Granted but then you would be fake.

I wish I could concentrate.

Granted but you won't be able to think about anything else ever

I wish I had a wizard as a best friend

Granted but they turn you into a frog.

I wish I would stop opening up this cut on my finger.

Granted, but then you'll bleed rainbows when you get a new cut. (Idk:P)

I wish WINTER FROM THE LUNAR CHRONICLES WOULD'T COME OUT IN 2015-_- (TOO LONG!)

(Hahah, rainbow blood. That's new XP )

Granted but then it will come out in 2535

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow

Hehe XD And *le gasp*@.@ XD

Granted, but...then you'll have school next Saturday and Sunday XD

I already go on Saturdays so...

I wish my wish wasn't my wish because it is an unfair wish that I do not deserve.

?

Granted but it will be at her funeral.

I wish knew what to pick.

*shrugs*

Granted but then you'll never get them back on.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, More time so I don't have to do all these homeworks and essays so soon.

I wish I had a wish to wish.

Granted but now you are a zombie

I wish I didn't have this cut on my thumb.

Granted but awesome would become the new boring.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

I wish I was fit

GRANTED but then you'll have to start going to school...
I wish I got a Mars bar.

Granted, but it is half wrapped and it came from a dumpster...

I wish I could be in my play again.

Granted! Though, you will forget all your lines and laughter will rise in the audience.

I wish to always have common sense.

Granted but you wouldn't be able to have anything else

I wish I could have ran in the 5k this morning

Granted but then you could never walk again

I wish I didn't have to do revision!

Granted, but you flunk the test/exam anyway.

I wish I was good at writing stories.

GRANTED but it always runs away from you

I wish i could be in an opera

GRANTED but you have reoccuring nightmares (just like me lol)

i wish i could go to the wild

Granted but you are hunted day and night by wild animals

I wish that the Avengers: Age of Ultron would come out sooner

Granted but the world would end the day after

I wish my Dad wasn't such a pain in the ass

GRANTED but he'll be annoying for days

I wish that Pepsi would stop making soda.