TWILIGHT HATERS discussion

Here's the gist of him:
first, he's moronic enough to fall for a loser like bella swan who is forever retarded and also a newborn discoball-sparklevamp, and he consistently harms himself over her. Also, he never picks a fight with deadward for... what reason?
and of course he imprints on a frickin' baby. Can you say pervert? Bah! 'babe you look awesome in diapers'

SM actually calls him "my favorite gift that New Moon gave to me" more like your favourite money maker.
Did i mention he's a werewolf? And he never actually uses it to do anything useful, liiiike taking down a certain emo cullen...

rene-wotsername really b called a person? more like a cross btween my lil sis, claudia, and a disco ball...

i think that its quil.... whatever

Of all the moronic characters, i actually liked Jacob because he actually had a personality, y'know? Edward and Bella and everybody else was just so dripping honey sweet about bella but not Jacob. He didn't give her everything she wanted everytime and once in a while, when Smeyer (aka loser) wasn't dissing him over edward and making him sound like a freaking jerk so that Edward sounded so much more charming, he actually sounded like a normal teenager and not a possesed zombie with mood swings and a life bent to protect a weak girl.

true, true.
and i would prolly take him over deadward, the emo cullen.
but im just still not getting over the fact that his soulmate is a baby.

that IS rather disturbing... *shudders*

gah. MENTAL IMAGES!

Sisi wrote: "gah. MENTAL IMAGES!"

EWWWWWWWWW!!! SERIOUSLY TMI!!!!! EWWW!

I totally agree the imprinting on renesmee was completely stupid!!! and GROSS!

I kno, its like Hi! My name is Jacob, Im a 15 yearold "werewolf" thats in love with a newborn halfvampire baby!

Hows that for retarded?

Hahahaha! Smeyer must have been completely drunk when she wrote that part.

lol I know!

Not drunk, just high.
And still in her 'I am so awesome every body must love me' glory.
I actually think it's more like
Hey I'm Jake, im a 15 yr old werewolf in the body of a 25 yr old, who just met my soulmate who's like, 4 mos. old. YAY FOR ME!

You know, I think the Imprint could have been slightly more managable although still plain CREEPY (I know! I think you can hit me with a frying pan now! The Imprint is most probably a complete f-ing piece of crap!) if Smeyer made Jacob feel disgusted by the Imprint and try and fight it. She could have also made Jacob simply realise how GROSS it is to be in love wif a baby. And cut down on the 'forever and ever destined to be together' shit. But, i think even if she did that, I would still be majorly creeped out.

Ain020596 wrote: "Sisi wrote: "gah. MENTAL IMAGES!"

EWWWWWWWWW!!! SERIOUSLY TMI!!!!! EWWW!"

*throws up* Why...........

imprinting is just plain

DiSTurbINg!

EAP! *shudders*

Well, my classmates are all screaming over his "12 pack" and Im still laughing my ass off about how stupid people can be.

lolz yeah...they drew those abs

totally. someone should order him to go get waxed. C'mon, at the beginning of my grade seven year I did it to my eyebrows, it's not so bad!
It's worth if it makes your "fans" not want to gag!

*sings along*
Teenagers scare
The living shit out of me!
They don't care as long as someone will bleed,
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose!

*shudders* ok i just read*shudders* that whole topic** shudders and for the most part,*shudders* wel just read my actions. ***really shudders***

lol...

I guess that if you believe in fate and inevitability and ineffable things like twue wub and would actually consider that to be your fairytale ending, then imprinting sort of makes sense.

I'd rather have free will, though.

random comment- Hey peoples guess wat! I changed my name back to Luna! yay!

I actually liked Jacob through out the series. Until his narrative ended in Breaking Dawn and he imprinted. He became a fucking pedophile and that ruined him completely.

Fug. I mean, he's just some randomly poor, tortured soul.

I have to confess, I think he's kinda sexy. >.> He was the only character in Breaking Dawn that I actually liked...until he went and imprinted on freaking Renesme. Ewww. And SM used about 40 extra pages to set him up with Leah. And then he goes and imprints on a little kid. Yeah, I know it's not technically pedophilia. It's still just...not supposed to happen. The whole idea of imprinting, which was okay to start with, was just used as an excuse to set him up happily with his child-bride. It was kind of depressing when I realized that the whole point of imprinting in the series was to sort Jacob out in the very end.

I would have played out breaking dawn like this:
Volturi kill the Cullen's except for Alice/Jasper/Renesmee,
Jacob imprints on Leah, and takes Renesmee to A/J because Bella was his friend and he wanted to carry out her death wish.
They end the series on a sort-of cliffhanger.
Kind of happy ending.

Deliabookworm wrote: "I have to confess, I think he's kinda sexy. >.> He was the only character in Breaking Dawn that I actually liked...until he went and imprinted on freaking Renesme. Ewww. And SM used about 40 extra ..."

Yes! Yes! Your thoughts are so similar to mine on this matter that its somewhat eerie.

Werewolves the size of houses......yes, because I just love things that can rip you up in a second

Jacob........*Kills*

THIS
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is a werewolf

Or a huge wolf bent on killing you. ^^

deffinitley

hmm. Point taken. (ps, that picture is cool) Although Jacob was a nice friend until all that sparkling-deadward-scent, not to mention sighting, killed his braincells and made him irritating and made him actually imprint on Renesmee. *shakes head*

wOw.
We just brought up the same point in twenty million different ways.

The werewolves in that book are so dumb. You have to be born with it? Uh, no. REAL werewolves get brutally attacked by other werewolves when they're human and *poof* omg. it's a werewolf. And if they're supposed to protect Forks from vampires, than kill the freakin' Cullens. Come on! Let's see some blood! I might actually like the book better if that happened.

Amelia wrote: "And if they're supposed to protect Forks from vampires, than kill the freakin' Cullens. Come on! Let's see some blood! I might actually like the book better if that happened. "

I agree, definitely. The werewolves-are-genetic thing was complete bull too. Then in the last twenty pages or so SM throws in the whole "shapeshifter" "Children of the Moon" thingie...which made absolutely no sense. Yeah, I'm generally not a violent person (and, Troy? I'm really really sorry about that black eye...I hope the chocolate cheered you up), especially not in books, but the whole thing was so dull...especially the end of Breaking Dawn, omiGOD.

was...

Sisi wrote: "Here's the gist of him:
first, he's moronic enough to fall for a loser like bella swan who is forever retarded and also a newborn discoball-sparklevamp, and he consistently harms himself over her...."

EmO CUlLeN??? HAHA lol

Saved By Grace said, "He had the potential for a great character, but of course Edward is The Man *cough* so she made 'iself go down the drain and become a pedophile like Quin or Quil or whatshisname and even worse. By imprinting on a really really young mutant ... uh ... person."

Please, dont fun of the name Quin. i like that name. i havea major queston is there a werewolf aticon. i HATE cullen, but, i like Jacob, HELP!!!!!!!

Jacob should not have been in the Twilight series. The whole werewolf versus vampire thing has been done to death. Ladies and gents, if you see a vampire and a werewolf in the same book: just say no.

still, is likeing jacob a bad thing????

He is not a werewolf he's a shapeshifter

I wasn't entirely satisfied with that explanation. Its like Meyer suddenly goes "Oh of course real werewolves aren't like that. No, no, I didn't make them super awesome with no side effects at all! They're not real werewolves, see?"

... true...

I agree with Zeppelin, Meyer's explanation made absolutely no sense. She threw it in in the last few pages of the very last book and didn't explain it properly, so people tend not to think about it.

*sigh* personally, i try to forget about sms 'werewolves'... blizard's worgen are a million times better anyways...

Dear I love...

If it walks like a f*cking awful parody of a duck and quacks like a f*cking awful parody of a duck, you'd better believe people are gonna call it a f*cking awful parody of a duck. Sorry, but until Jakey-Wakey-Hands-Off-Snakey turns into something other than something approximating lupine, then he's a f*cking awful parody of a werewolf, No matter what SMeyer says.

Thank you and good night.

The Mutt

Mutt wrote: "Jacob should not have been in the Twilight series. The whole werewolf versus vampire thing has been done to death. Ladies and gents, if you see a vampire and a werewolf in the same book: just say no."

why???

I mean, i'm ABSOLUTELY BENT ON HATRED TOWARD TWILIGHT, but Vampire and Werewolf with bloodthirsty-fighting between each other sounds real damn good to me.