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You are sneaking around Hogwarts and night. Mad Eye Moody is lurking around and he will turn you in to your head of house if he sees you. Remain hidden by avoiding Mad-Eye Moody’s gaze and his Dark detectors. Answer how you would avoid him- or even atttack him- so that you won't get in trouble. You may answer as many times as you like but another member must answer in between each reply. 20 points each time you answer.

I round the corner to see Mad Eye Moody stalking about the corridors. "Crap if I get caught I'm done for," I thought to myself. I can't get around him even if I tried. He Would hear me run by him. I knew suddenly what I had to do. I knew It was going to be my own funeral if he realizes who did it but I have no choice. I come into the hallway and just as he looks up I raise my wand and shout "STUPEFY!" and as soon as he hits the ground my feet tear down the corridor faster than ever. I get back to the commonroom and know that I need to pretend that I have been here asleep this whole time or who knows what will become of me.

I casually walk around the corner and greet him as if nothing is wrong. I tell him about all the spells I've been practicing and try to get tips to distract him. When he gets really into discussing a particular spell I shout "Constant Viligance" stupify him and run off. I don't get punished as he's impressed I remembered his mantra and used it against him

I bribe Peeves to steal his magic eye, and while he's chasing after him (Arrghh!!), I run for it. Peeves eventually drops the eye into a suit of armor, but by the time Moody returns, I'm long gone.

Masi wrote: "Moody is coming around the corner. ''Oh damn.'', I said nervously. Moody sees me.'' What are you doing...'', ''Obliviate!'', I yell. I make him forget everything, the only thing he remembers is his..."

Please, watch your language.

How cruel! :)
I'm trying to sneak into the kitchens at night to get more goodies from the elves for our party in the Ravenclaw common room because we won the Quidditch Cup.
Right in front of the painting of the pear which leads into the kitchens, is Mad-Eye Moody. I yell, "Oh no! It's Barty Crouch Junior!" And point in the opposite direction from my common room. He runs of swearing to get revenge, and I grab the food from the kitchens and run back to the common room.

I'm trying to see Fred and George, but as get to the secret passage, Mad Eye Moody comes up the corridor.
I pointed at Mad Eye and whisper "Langlock" then "Petrificus Totalus", and crawl into the hidden passage.
I was almost in when someone, or something, tugged at my foot.
It was Dobby.
"Dobby, I'm going to see Fred and George, please let me go."
To which he replies "I'm going to see Harry, I can take you there with me."
"Really? That would be great, but we're going to have to be quick before Mad Eye sees us."
Dobby nodded and took my hand, and he apparated into the Gryffindor Common Room. And there were Fred and George.
"Thank you Dobby." I whispered, not wanting to wake anyone.
"Pleasure is mine!" He replied, also whispering.

Then I turned to Fred and George. "You will not believe what I went through trying to get here." I puffed.

I'm in the dark corridor when Mad-Eye sees me. I scream, "CONSTANT VIGILANCE" and run for my life towards the kitchens, to sneak some cake and gain shelter from the elves, not before I jinx Moody into dancing throughout the night. ("Tarantallegra!")

Just as mad eye sees me, I sneak around a corner, obliviate him, and transfigure into a bug so he can't see me as I scuttle away. As soon as I am out of sight I transfigure back into myself and run up to my dorm.

I make eye contact with Professor Moody. Instead of running, I walk up to him.
And transfigure him into a ferret.

Love it!!!!

I transfigure myself into Dumbledore.
"Is there a problem, Alastor?" He would say no, and as he walks away, I would transfigure the nearest thing into black smoke, and charm it to follow him forever. As Dumbledore, I would say "my bad Alastor. I am sure you can fix this? I have an appointment with a special house elf..." then walk away.

At times like these I'm glad I have Metamorphmagus powers. I morph into Professor Snape and go up to him and shout at him for punishing Slytherines and tell him hed better keep a real close eye on those foe-glasses of his :)