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Quidditch Foul Game
3) Bewitching kangaroos to attack the other team's members at random intervals is strictly prohibited.
5) Blaring the Tellitubbies theme song across the Quidditch field by attaching a muggle boom-box to your broom is dangerous to other's health. And yours.
7) Blackmailing the referee to award your team excess penalties for the time she mistakenly ate your personalized blueberry pancakes is not only cruel, but unfair. Blueberry pancakes are yummy!
8) Setting up a deal for your friends to throw explosive soccer balls at other players is strictly prohibited
9) Sweetly blowing kisses and raspberries loudly whenever the commentator announces the other team's score, especially with a magnified voice.
You can not demand the house elfs to steal brooms from the storage area, and throw mouldy food at the opposing team while insulting teachers. If they do not insult teachers, there are still rules but......
12) Randomly pelting fellow players with nicked splash potions, and chucking fanged frisbees into the crowd will earn you a year's worth of detentions. You have been WARNED...
14. Treating fellow players as if they were balls, then ignoring the umpire and commentator by putting silencing spells on them.
You cannot cast Oppugno on the Bludgers so they will only hit one person and your Beaters don't have to do any work. Oppugno is mentioned when the crazy Bludger keeps on trying to knock Harry off his broom and when Hermoine makes her birds attack Ron.
24. You are not allowed to perform Levicorpus on a team supporter to make them swing upside down from an extra broom and ask them to swear at the opposing team's players
Ah -- the foul game you're supposed to wait until someone else posts before doing a second one.27. Introducing winged nifflers to chase the golden snitch
32. If you have consumed giggly water, or any other alcoholic drink, make sure you have a 2 hour gap between consumption and playing.
36. Eating chocolate eclairs during a game when you're Keeper and let in a minimum of 10 goals.
40. Faking chicken pox so your evil clone can replace you.
42. Replacing the Quaffle with a freshly made waffle
47. Inducing the player's robes to flash different colors.
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1) "accio snitch" cannot be said by players or anyone on the sidelines.