Harry Potter Fans discussion

Escape Snape: For each response you get a 20 points. You can post as many times as you would like but at least one other person must post between your posts. You are out of your dorm wandering the halls after curfew. Snape is on to you. How do you escape Snape's detection? Game is 20 points per answer.
Example: I cast a spell that causes one of the suit of armor to tap dance in Snape's way no matter what way he steps or turns the suit of armor tap dances around him.

I throw a stone at his potions and the glasses smash and it distracts him so I quickly run away while his back is turned.

Spell a pair of loud boots and send them running off in the opposite of my intended direction.

I steal Harry's invisibility cloak and walk past him

Borrow the Marauders Map and just avoid him as roams the halls.

pretend to be sleepwalking

I would quietly walk away, and if that didn't work, I would use a confundus charm.

cool but you would lose points for attacking a teacher

I would cast a spell that would make Peeves laugh at him and say weird stuff, then run away.

Drink some Felix Felicis before leaving the common room

Put a Dislusement Charm on myself and then run to my House.

Pull out a secret weapon-SHAMPOO
(LOL!XD)

Go to the room of requirement for all of my fun then use the handy dandy snaps detecting tool provided by the room to get back to the common room.

I would use one of Fred and George's Instant Swamps to block him.

I would Muffiliato him first, and creep around the halls until I find the room of requirement (or my dormitories. Either one would work.). If he catches me, I would Silencio him so he can't take points from Ravenclaw, and obliviate his memory of me wandering around.

You guys, you could get into even bigger trouble if you use magic on a teacher

I would just duck into an empty classroom and hide in the darkest corner, dillusioned.

Hide in a classroom, and wen the coast is clear, I'd run for it. First I'd try go to my common room but if he caches me, I'd hed srait to the room of requirement.

Use a pollyjuce potion before hand, and go up to him as dumbledoor, and start asking him crazy questions, like, "have you ironed your socks in the last week?".

Use Creepy Crawlies to scare him away and then go back to my room.

Transfigure myself into the very clone of Mrs. Norris and prowl right past him. Once a safe distance away, un-transfigure and run for my life.

make my voice sound different, while calling for Peeves to cause mayhem for Snape, then RUN!

If all else fails, I'd eat a canary cream and make a break for it! :)

Um, let's see
Stand around reading, and when he comes secretly make the chandelier on top of his head fall down in front of him. Then run away.

Provoke my close friend to take on the likeness of Umbridge, who whisks me away from Snape to a 'Worse fate'.

Use the "tarantula" (spelled wrong) spell to tangle his legs and run while he's distracted.

Chase him around, while holding a economy-sized bottle of shampoo aloft.

I would use the instant darkness powder and stink bombs for fun, if I saw him coming and run down a clean hallway, laughing.

I would take out my scissors that have been enchanted to cut off hair and unleash them on him before I make a run for it. :)

Use the hunchback witch tunnel to hide in and then run to the dorm once he's gone

I would make peeves so an explosion in his classroom

push a boggart in front of him and watch him get all freaked out
bonus: see what his greatest fear is

I would levitate myself and wait quietly as he passes by.

Take on the likeness of Umbridge. Beware of students.

I beg and then if he doesn't let me go I unleash my faithful cat on him and run away while he's getting his ears bitten by Ye Faithful Kitty

Dash into a nearby suit of armor and provoke Peeves to be a distraction.