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hello i am trash

Hello!

wassuup I'm here to torment

currently enjoying some Arroz con Leche.

that sounds like something my sim made once

what the what

rice pudding

mm yum
that sounds pretty great actually

agreed that sounds fantastic

It is.

Hello kids it is I

I also love rice and will eat pounds of it so I mean rice anything (almost) is fantastic to me

i would bathe in a vat of white rice
id become one with rice if i could
ascend to ricehood

same fAm

I don't like rice

more rice for me lol

YO GOTTA GO DO DISHES BE RIGHT BACK FAM

jsyk if I disappear or take a minute to reply, its because I'm putting elijah to sleep and he has taken to sleeping on me thus trapping one or sometimes both arms

Artemis is gonna teach care of magical creatures and be a deputy headmistress it's gonna be great
"Wtf is paperwork that sounds boring you can do it imma go shoot stuff bye"

lol

So deputy's can teach, but Imma have the actual heads not be teachers tho.

Bast will be seen taking naps in the sunlight and fucking with the other staff by pushing stuff off their desks like a cat XD 100% does it just b/c not because shes a cat

I want zephyr as a teacher
But
Idk what he would teach
Plus he's gonna try to bang all his students and do no actual teaching and would almost never show up anyway

I'm feelin sick so like I'm headed off
point at an fc if you wanna collab and I'll give you the basics of what I got when I get up

Zephyr can bang Leon (ie Eros but idk if he'd be allowed to be called that since he's not the god its more like Eros from Maple Hills)

ƘƬ ~๓ครợยєгค๔є ợยєєภ~ wrote: "I want zephyr as a teacher
But
Idk what he would teach
Plus he's gonna try to bang all his students and do no actual teaching and would almost never show up anyway"

shrug make up a class?

sex education class?

Hades is gonna seriously butcher slang though


several centuries worth of slang

Kiks. The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels against your lips wrote: "sex education class?"

For Zephyrus? Or just a suggestion?

both XD

Kiks. The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels against your lips wrote: "sex education class?"

holy fuck that would not end well
I wanna do it

ƘƬ ~๓ครợยєгค๔є ợยєєภ~ wrote: "Kiks. The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels against your lips wrote: "sex education class?"

holy fuck that would not end well
I wanna do it"

Alright, I shall add it to the list.

ƘƬ ~๓ครợยєгค๔є ợยєєภ~ wrote: "Kiks. The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels against your lips wrote: "sex education class?"

holy fuck that would not end well
I wanna do it"

Which category of classes would you want sex ed to fall under?
imagine it would also include sex between various species, like fairy reproduction or how harpies lay eggs and it'd be the weirdest class here

probably elective but also 18+ only


lol he'll love how everyone will expect it to be a love god/dess and they walk in and Zephyr's like "lmao you THOUGHt- oh you cute yes hello"
he's gonna skip over all the technical stuff until yelled at enough times by the headmaster
like "alright harpies lay eggs because they're weird, fairies... who the fuck knows.... alright now done for the day who wants a one on one lesson. Or a two on one lesson. Or a three on one."

Well most schools have sex in in middle school, right? Would it be explicit enough to warrant an 18+ rating? 6-7 year only, perhaps?

gonna go binge on youtube and regret things laters~

I mostly just mean bc
Zephyr is the world's biggest manwhore
like he'll only go with 18+ he's not that bad
so so he'd probably at least ask for it to be 18+ so he doesn't have to guess and check every cutie that comes through his door

Alrightie.

That's the only reason he'd want 18+ tbh
like he's probably actually pretty good with teaching it and would be willing and actually good at teaching it to others
but he really doesn't want to bang anyone underage
maybe 6-7 for overall and then like an advanced course that's 18+?

Alright. unofficial after class sessions

i regret so much sometimes

cant tell if its real regret or ppd spurred regret

every day
all the 18+ students and all the teachers will be hit on by him
lucky he's a god bc Artemis def shot him in the eye for it

Kiks. The worst part about kissing a perfect 10 is how cold the mirror feels against your lips wrote: "i regret so much sometimes

cant tell if its real regret or ppd spurred regret"

are you okay?

its never good for me to be left alone with my thoughts

<3
Well as cliche as it sounds I'm here for you

Aw, I'm so sorry to hear that. I can relate, it's awful when you get stuck in your head like that.

it's easier if I can stay distracted

but its hard to stay distracted when you can't play any games, rp, or find anything to distract yourself visually.

leaving me with just my thoughts which quickly turns to me telling me what a shit person I am and whatnot

could i make a male nymph nurse?

and also
yea kiks i get how you feel :[