Argue for Inspiration discussion

This is where I, CJ, or another moderator, will play the judge to decide the correct answer to arguments that get too serious to be contained in one topic. Prosecutors and Defendants will be named and will be given the option to choose an attorney. Everybody is allowed to put in their input, so this place is destined to be chaos-ridden.

Really could have used this, a few months ago...

YES COURT STUFF MY FAVORITE

YESSSS I DIBS EDGEY!

OBJECTION!
I WANTED TO BE EDGY!

HA! YOU CAN BE THE LAWYER WHO WENT TO A SECOND RATE LAW SCHOOL! :p

Hmph. Fine then, I'll just be Godot and throw coffee at everyone XD

Pft, fine.
How's this going to work?
*stares Godot down*
*calls in Franziska for backup*

Oh yeah? I gotten Kitten on my side! *summons furious Mia*

And class trials are the BEST!! I always try to be defense, especially if it means I can do the closing statement XD

I WANT A CLASS TRIAL BUT NO MY SCHOOL IS BORING

*eyes widen*
*calls Lana and Ema too, for good measure*

Shhh it's okay Meli, you can have a class trial in your heart.
*summons the entire Fey clan*

And in my class, the teacher is always the judge, which sucks at times.

It's not quite the same...

*summons Gumshoe*
Pfft I win.

Aw... Does he at least have a beautiful beard? And a gavel?

Ouch, grading. Doesn't sound like too much fun.

And come on, we all know Gumshoe is no match against Pearl's cuteness!

Hm...
*summons Larry*
On second thought...
*shoved Larry over to your side*
He's a liability.
*summons the entire samurai cast*

Wow, really? Being defense had a lot of work on my part, but it was SO fun. The best part was that a lot of my good friends were on prosecution so we kept teasing and trying bribe each other.