Read-Along With Me discussion
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Stupid Question, Stupid Answer
Because god gave us mouths and nosesWhy is the sky so far away?
Because it's a mixture of white and blue.
What colour is pink?
What colour is pink?
We eat because it's a way to keep our mouth's shut Why can't we fly?
Because it was attractive in high school.
What rhymes with orange?
What rhymes with orange?
AppleWhy aren't cats called dogs, and dogs called cats.
because cats are cats and dogs are dogswhen you erase a word on your book with an eraser where does it go?
Surely not back to the paper.Why do forks have pointy thingies?
so they could defend themselveswhy do you have to brush your teeth?
Because they don't brush themselvesWhy is the earth round?
Because it's a circleWhy are oceans deep?
Because the weight of the water makes the sand go down (not sure if stupid enough but, eh)Why can't it snow in the summer?
Because snow and summer were dating but then summer broke up with snow, so snow avoids summer as much as possible.
Why are books addictive?
Why are books addictive?
Because they are intended to beWhy do we get cold?
Because it's healthy for your teeth to chatter and for you to shiver.Why does hair tangle?
Because it gets tired of being straight. Why can't we breath underwater?
Of course, the dryad living in the tree gave a cry of protest.Why do we have to do work?
Because it dosent work itselfWhy do we have to go to school?
Because if we don't go to school, school will come to us.Why haven't astronauts landed on the sun yet?
Because they're too cool for it. [[ Don't know if that was stupid or anything, but oh well. ]]Why is the sky blue?
Because it's not green (idk)If my right hand is right, then why isn't my left hand wrong? (._.)
[[ I can't even think of a worthy answer, haha. ]] Because your left hand is maybe. Why doesn't it snow in summer?
Why does water fall from the sky?
Because it can't fall from the groundWhat is fire?
The parts of the sun that got tired of being in a ball and came to play on Earth.Why do the leaves in teabags release flavor?
Because the flavor is tired of being in the leavesWhy are there stupid people in the world?
Because there are too much smart people (lame)Why are photographs motion and sound less?
Because they are too lazy too moveWhy do we cry?
Because our eyes sweat too much.Why do we have to use the restroom? (do our business ._.)
Because bathrooms were invented and we don't want to waste them(haha idk!)What is snow?
Ice that got tired of being in cubes.Why does paper rip so easily?
Because it's anorexic (like, really thin - idek)Why can't I see in the dark?
Because the dark can't see in you.Why do clouds look puffy?
Because clouds are white cotton candyWhy does hair grow?
Because it's bored of staying cooped up in your head.Where do all the lights from fireworks go?
They run out of electricity and dieWhy do fish swim?
because they cant flywhy cant books read themselves?
Because they don't have eyes.Why do we have toenails?
because we don't have eyenailsWhy is the color blue not called yellow?
Because blue is blue and yellow is yellow.Why can't food eat itself?
because it doesn't have a mouthmy can't phones answer themselves?
because they cant pay the billswhy arn't female moths called myths?
because they are real.why don't people have tails?
because we are bipedalwhy isn't there a fish flavored ice cream??
Because fish don't live in ice creamWhy are receipts given to people?
Because people don't take the receipts.Why do trees have leaves?
Examples:
Why doesn't the sun rise from west?
Because it's afraid of the animals that live in the west.
Why aren't carrots red?
Because the water is blue.
Why is food edible?
Because you need to poop.
Why do couples always argue?
Because they have mouths.
I'll Start.
Why do we need to breath?