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Mar 24, 2018 08:01AM
I am looking for some lighthearted humor. Please help me belly laugh by providing me your worst\best one liner you have ever heard.
Ok, here it goes...
You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy?
You get it?!!! Picture Henny Youngman with a big smile...
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Gary
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Apr 01, 2018 08:38AM
Lol! Perfect!
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Gary
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Apr 01, 2018 08:39AM
Is your name wi-fi? Because I feel a strong connection.
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Apr 05, 2018 12:59PM
Love the wi-fi one! And here's another:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Gary
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Apr 06, 2018 08:40AM
That is genius!
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Gary
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Apr 06, 2018 08:42AM
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
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Michaelangela
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Apr 06, 2018 09:35AM
Did you write a holy book? Because you could be my new religion.
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Gary
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Apr 12, 2018 05:18AM
lol, awesome!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
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Gary
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Apr 12, 2018 05:19AM
oh, I love this one.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
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Michaelangela
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Apr 13, 2018 06:31PM
You're as complex as a Rubiks cube, but just as addictive.
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Apr 13, 2018 08:36PM
Perfect!
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Phillip
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Feb 02, 2022 01:44PM
Excuse me. My name is _____ and you're doing a great job.
At what?
Sorry. You mean you aren't my guardian angel?
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Ok, here it goes...
You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy?
You get it?!!! Picture Henny Youngman with a big smile...