YA Book Addicts discussion

In this game someone makes a wish and the next person grants it yet puts a twist to it.

Ex:
1st person- I wish I could fly
2nd person- Granted but you will never be able to leave the sky.

I'll start

I wish I was rich

Granted, but now everyone wants to rob you and you have to be on the lookout all the time for thieves.

I wish I had pink hair

granted, but you'll be weird in red clothes
i wish all my wishes come true

Granted but your wishes cause our world to be destroyed

I wish I was famous

Granted, but it's because you went psycho and attacked Costa Coffee, shouting "For the undernorished whales trapped in Mordor"

I wish to be able to buy the second series of Arrow

Granted but you accedently but it in Japanese with no subtitles

I wish I were taller

Granted but you're so tall you have to stoop go through doors and you feel really awkward around your ultra-short friends

I wish I could become invisible

Granted, but it's irreversible, and you only become visible again for a brief amount of time at completely annoying times (say you wanted to rob a bank)

I wish In The Afterlight had been released

It has but you can't ever read it
I wish characters were real

Granted, but they are all the villians and none of the heros/ heroines

I wish for a flying carpet

Granted but it's scratchy carpet
I wish for a car

Granted, but it's missing an engine. And a wheel. And a windshield.

I wish I was skinnier

Granted, now you're a piece of paper

I wish I could have a Magnum Gold ice cream

Granted, but you would become as skinny as a stick.

I wish for a cell phone

You'll have one but you can only call home
I wish I could watch the movie I want

Granted but its in Norwegian with swedish subtitles

Yay:(
I wish for a large cookie

Granted, but it gets taken by a homeless dog

I wish for more conditioner

Yes but it's stuck in your hair
I wish I could dance

Granted, but its all goop-y and gross smelling.
I wish for a working kindle fire!

Granted, but you accidently drop it in the ocean whilst on a cruise.

I wish I was immortal

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

Granted but now your scared of the ground
I wish I knew if Ali had a twin in the show

Granted, but her twin turns out to be Hana and they were just separated at birth.
I wish I had a tv in my room

You do but you can only watch Justin Berbers music videos

Barf! I wish my younger brothers' friends were normal!!

Granted but their normality then drives to insane because all they do is oat and drink tea

I wish I could change my name

Granted, but it has to be to Bibbity-Bobbity Sallvosal-Dallvodal Ohjkyxin.

I wish I had longer hair

Granted. But now it must be made of spider webs.

I wish I has a huge house

Granted but it's a maze your list in forever
I wish I could be out of school and I haven't even started it yet

Granted but now you're in prison

I wish I get to sit in the window Seat on the flight home

Granted but you get plane sick and have to spend your flight in the bathroom

I wish I could read every book ever made

Granted but now you will only read. Never eating and never sleeping.

I wish that I owned a water park

Granted but you never get to go on the rides. Also, due to a lack of staff, you have to do all the cleaning

I wish I had more time to read

Granted but now you only have time to read and nothing else.

I wish I had a library of every book I want to read

Granted but now its all in Japanese


I wish I could control water.

Granted but you're also a fish

What's your wish

I wish I was a penguin

Granted but you are a toy penguin

I wish I had a nice pet squirrel (without rabies)

Granted but you have 50 instead
I wish I could win every game I played

Granted, but you get arrested for cheating/ fraud/ con work

I wish I could read my favourite books again for the first time

Granted, but you won't be able to read them ever again

I wish I could change everything I didn't like in the movies that we're made after books

Granted, and everything you like gets twisted into something different

I wish the films for my favourite books could be perfect (casting, true to book etc)

Granted but you will never be able to watch them

I wish I could read a book. Y just looking at it