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I saw this one on camp half-blood

You say something to help you during war, but feel free to be completely random!

P1: I summon a giant marshmallow man
P2: I eat the marshmallow man, and summon a Poptartcat
P3: I take a bite out of the Poptartcat and run...

And so on and so forth!!!!!

Feel free to make it as funny as possible!

I lead my army of Burnt Potatoes onto the Battle Field...

The battlefield turns into a mouth and devours them all whole.

Jay quickly summons an army Of flying Tomato soup cans...

I touch each one and they burst into red mist.

each of the red mist specks turns into a fire demon and kills you all

A rainbow robot taps His forehead and he jumps back up alive and creates a giant water bubble around each dragon...

what dragon, his who

*demon

Sorry, but i easily defeat the demons and survive.

I sent a legion of Orcs after you both and a herd of nightmares

I laugh easily and the nightmares disperse into dust. The dust swirls to form a dirty dusty giant that eats all the Orcs.

i summon a high level stone giant and a black dragon along with my personal friend Thor

The dust giant solidifys and destroys the stone giant. Then he strangles the dragon.

then thor summons a whirlwind and it destroys the dust giant

Hee hee I giggle. Then- "WHOA! DUDES!!!!!!" Thor zooms out into space, and can never come back again.

then loki comes out and blasts you with his stick of destiny

I frown and just before the SOD (Stick of destiny) hits me, it turns into a real stick, and Loki disappears. He went to the same place Thor went.

i summon Odinn and Freya (tho she is useless)

(I dont know who they r....))

WHATTT!!!! Odinn allfather

(XD sry

(sigh)Well know them or not they kill you forever

(Uh...okay....))

They die because the used-to-be-stick-of-destiny beats them to death.

ITS THE ALLFATHER HE CAN NOT BE BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A TWIG he repells the stick and sends you do the hell hag

Zues invades and zaps Odin's ass back to Asgard! Yeah!

Hehehe Jay walks in at raises an eyebrow,

I counter the spell (Or whatever) and Turn the Allfather into a tree that melts into a puddle of water.

Jay walks in and eats a sandwich .

I stroll over to Jay. "Want to be allies?"

Glances down at lunchbox containing waffles, "Erm, I make no promises food wise..."

"Ha. That's fine."

Takes good and runs off chuckling, "Im only here for the waffles."

(Takes good?)

*food

Stabs autocorrects face

Oh kay kay

I sit and wait for an opponent.

Summons Augustus Waters from the dead.

I leap to my feet and search Waters' gaze just to mentally zap him. He crumples to the ground in pain.

"You killed him?!?!"

"Hehe possibly."

Falls to the ground

Smiles

Dies XD

"Well that was too easy!"

Nice