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1. What do elves learn at school?
I know this one! Everyone asks me this!!!It's not elvish! But elf-abet?
Here is another...If a lion had a Christmas music album, what would it be called?
Ha,ha. Close, but not quite.Jungle bells.
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It's not elvish! But elf-abet?"
That is correct. Well done everyone.
Here is another:
What did the Christmas tree say to the Christmas stocking?
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It's: Aren’t you sick and tired of just hanging around?🤗
Here is another:If the end of the year is on December 31st, then what is the end of Christmas?
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A New Year resolution is that which goes in one year and out the other.
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Bernard wrote: "What is yellow and dangerous?"A banana peel!
Good guesses, but not right! Sandra is closest. The Chinese gunman does fit, but my answer is more surreal.
Is it pepper spray? It's not surreal and it's definitely not nice!!!
Sorry Beatrice, it is not. Custard is right. What could be in it that would be very dangerous?
A banana!
How dangerous can a banana be? Think of a living creature.
Bernard wrote: "How dangerous can a banana be? Think of a living creature."I can think of atleast two ways in which a banana can be dangerous..
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Now that has to be a shark! But in a custard?
Bernard, are we still talking about the custard?
Yes Beatrice, well done! Shark-infested custard. (I did say it is surreal)
Oh dear! I think I missed all the fun.
Bernard wrote: "Yes Beatrice, well done! Shark-infested custard. (I did say it is surreal)"Hooray! I win again.
Riddle:The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
It is 'footprints' Sandra
Try this Sandra:Which creature walks on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
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Shh grasshopper. Let the others guess it first.
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Pray tell me, how that's feasible Beat?
Elementary my dear Watson!A frog, a tadpole and then a leg more ?
~~~~~Get ready to crack up laughing~~~~~