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message 1: by Allison (new)

Allison No, not the meat. The thing you do on the computer that's normally really annoying, but we accept it in this topic!!



SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM

Ready, set, Gopher!

Gold!

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOgle!

Fine. Go!


message 2: by Allison (new)

Allison YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


message 3: by Allison (new)

Allison Ah, lucky you. I'm bad at stuff like that.


message 4: by Allison (new)

Allison I'm more book-savvy:)


message 5: by Allison (new)

Allison IKNOWIKNOWIKNOW OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 6: by Δ|вσω (new)

Δ|вσω Bye Shad!! See you later.


message 7: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 01, 2014 04:20PM) (new)

KNEEL! (Loki. The Avengers 1.)


message 8: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments not to men like you


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

We are not gods. We born. We live. We die. Just as humans do. (Odin. Thor 2.)


message 10: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments Steve Rogers: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve Rogers: An army. From outer space.
Bruce Banner: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce Banner: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve Rogers: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: Have a care how you speak! Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.


message 11: by Allison (new)

Allison SPAM. SPAM.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


message 12: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments lol


message 13: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 01, 2014 04:00PM) (new)

Within the Dark Elf HARROW SHIP, Thor starts pushing random buttons.

LOKI: I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.
THOR: I said. “how hard could it be?”

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On board the Harrow Ship.

LOKI: Well, whatever you’re doing brother, I suggest you do it faster.
THOR: Shut up, Loki.
LOKI: You must have missed something.
THOR: No, I didn’t. I’m pressing every button on this thing.
LOKI: No don’t hit it. Just press it gently.
THOR [begins thumping buttons in irritation]: I am pressing it gently! It’s not working!
[The lights and internal displays come on as the engine starts up.]
Thor: Ha ha!

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At last Thor figures out the controls for the Harrow Ship, and it begins to slowly rotate, taking out palace columns along the way.

LOKI: I think you missed a column.
THOR: Shut up!

The Harrow Ship lifts off and bursts through a palace wall, twisting and swooping through the CITY OF ASGARD.

LOKI: Look, why don’t you let me take over? I’m clearly the best pilot.
THOR: Is that right? Well, out of the two of us, which one can actually fly.
[As Thor maneuvers the Harrow Ship through the city, Jane faints to the floor.]
LOKI: Oh dear. Is she dead?
THOR: Jane!
Jane: I’m okay.
[Thor swoops too close to a building and takes off to the top of it. Loki starts to open his mouth.]
THOR: Not a word.
[Three of Asgard's flying skiffs are on their tail.]
LOKI: Now they’re following us.
[The skiffs begin firing.]
LOKI: Now they’re firing at us!
THOR: Yeah, thank you for the commentary, Loki, it’s not at all distracting!
[As they swoop towards a tunnel, the wing of the Harrow Ship slices through the neck of a huge stone statue of King Bor.]
LOKI: Well done. You just decapitated your grandfather.
[They exit the city and now fly over water, parallel to a bridge stretching towards distant mountains.]
Loki: You know, this is wonderful. This is a tremendous idea. Let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that. Flying around the city, smashing into everything in sight so everyone can see us. It’s brilliant, Thor! It’s truly brilliant!

Thor reaches across and shoves Loki out of the open door. Loki plummets, screaming. Thor then picks up Jane and jumps after him.


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Thor lands upon a flying skiff driven by Fandral, as Loki is climbing to his feet.

FANDRAL (laughing): I see your time in the dungeons has made you no less graceful, Loki.
[Loki ignores him and looks up to the Harrow Ship which veers to their right, towards a mountain range, and with the three skiffs still in pursuit.]
LOKI: You lied to me. I’m impressed.
THOR: I’m glad you’re pleased. Now, do as you promised. Take us to your secret pathway.

Loki takes hold of the tiller and begins grinning in genuine glee. Until now they’ve traveled alongside the bridge, but just above the waterline. Now they have to veer to the right, and this brings them to the attention of another Asgardian skiff, which gives chase and begins firing. Loki weaves from left to right to avoid lazer-fire, then lifts the skiff higher to bring them in line with his secret pathway.

THOR: Fandral.
FANDRAL. Right. For Asgard.
[Fandral takes hold of a rope and drops off the edge of the skiff, using the rope to swing onto the pursuing skiff.]
FANDRAL: Nothing personal, boys.
[He knocks the soldiers out, then salutes to Thor.]

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Loki now steers the skiff to a rocky mountain peak, where a very small narrow cave can just be seen.

THOR: Loki…
LOKI: It if were easy, everyone would do it.
THOR: Are you mad?
LOKI: Possibly.

Loki steers the skiff into the cave. It is so narrow that the edges of the skiff smash against the walls of the tunnel/cave. Iridescent crystals can be seen on the walls of the cave, and as they whizz through, the crystals light up with the same effect as that of the bifrost. Eveything blurs.

The skiff exits the cave/tunnel and ricochets off the black sands of SVARTALFHEIM.

LOKI: Ta-da!


message 14: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 01, 2014 08:30PM) (new)

Upon the dead realm of SVARTALFHEIM, Thor’s skiff glides over dead plains and broken cities. He places a cover over Jane, who is still unconscious. Loki watches and shakes his head.

LOKI: What I could do with the power that flows through those veins.
THOR: It would consume you.
LOKI: She’s holding up alright. For now.
THOR: She’s strong in ways you’d never even know.
LOKI: Say goodbye.
THOR: Not this day.
LOKI: This day, the next, a hundred years, it’s nothing. It’s a heartbeat. You’ll never be ready. The only woman whose love you prized will be snatched from you.
THOR: And will that satisfy you?
LOKI: Satisfaction is not in my nature.
THOR: Surrender is not in mine.
LOKI: The son of Odin…
THOR: No. Not just of Odin. [Thor rises and steps towards Loki.] You think you alone were loved of Mother? You had her tricks, but I had her trust.
LOKI: Trust? Was that her last expression? Trust? When you let her die?
Thor: What help were you in your cell?
LOKI: Who put me there? Who put me there!
[Thor leaps towards Loki and knocks him back]
THOR: You know DARN well. You know DARN well who!
[Thor raises his fist to Loki but stops himself from taking the swing. Both brothers pause in shock. Thor backs away.]
THOR: She wouldn’t want us to fight.
[Loki thinks about this for a moment and his expression lightens.]
LOKI: Well she wouldn’t exactly be shocked.
[The brothers half-laugh at each other.]
THOR: I wish I could trust you.
[He turns from Loki, who stares after him with an expression one could almost interpret as regret. Loki stands.]
LOKI: Trust my rage.


message 15: by Allison (new)

Allison Shine and Loki wrote: "Upon the dead realm of SVARTALFHEIM, Thor’s skiff glides over dead plains and broken cities. He places a cover over Jane, who is still unconscious. Loki watches and shakes his head.

LOKI: What I c..."


You have some swears in there. I'm gonna ask you to edit them out.

Thanks:)


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Sorry. I didn't see those. I'll change them right now.


message 17: by Allison (new)

Allison That's okay:) I won't count it as a warning. Did you copy/paste something?


message 18: by Allison (new)

Allison Darn well...haha. I would've done "dang" myself just because I'm weird like that:)


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

I got it off of godofmischeif.org

Sorry. I'll better watch what I post.


message 20: by Allison (new)

Allison Shine and Loki wrote: "I got it off of godofmischeif.org

Sorry. I'll better watch what I post."


Oh, that's okay. I do that sometimes too:) I mostly use gosh and crap and heck. And when I'm really mad, "Rosin-eating zombies from Outer Space." It's an inside thing.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

When I'm really mad, I use (Idiot, Witch, Jerk, Stupid, Moron, Freak, Freaking, Heck, Gosh, Darn, Dang.) Not calling anyone in this group these.


message 22: by Allison (new)

Allison I use those too. Well, besides the "freak" and "witch" and "moron."


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

I use witch instead of the B-Bomb word.
I use freak instead of the F-Bomb word.

(I don't like Bomb Words.)


message 24: by Audie Murphy (new)

Audie Murphy I just use made up words. And also Fiyero


message 25: by Abigail (last edited Sep 01, 2014 08:52PM) (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments i follow ron weasly

Bloody ****


message 26: by Allison (new)

Allison I don't like the bomb words either. They're mean.

Anyway....

IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE
AND WHERE THEY EAT BLUE CHEESE.


message 27: by Allison (new)

Allison Abigail wrote: "i follow ron weasly

Bloody ****"


Eh, eh eh. That's not good. Edit the starred word.


message 28: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments ???


message 29: by Allison (new)

Allison Thanks:) It's a little better. I would prefer "heck", but that's okay.


message 30: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments ok dude how is it swearuing


message 31: by Allison (new)

Allison The H word? When used wrong it's swearing. And saying "bloody" before it is even worse than just saying it.


message 32: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments the **** how can i be me then


message 33: by Allison (new)

Allison ...

Just respect those around you who don't appreciate that stuff. And there could be littler kids on this topic who we don't want repeating stuff. Thanks.


message 34: by Allison (new)

Allison Shows that Allison needs to watch:

Studio C
My Little Pony
Granite Flats.

Lol...


message 35: by Δ|вσω (new)

Δ|вσω ❄ sʜᴀʜᴅɪᴀ ❄ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᶫᵃʷˢ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᶠᶫᵃʷˢ ❄ wrote: "Shows That Shahdia Needs to Watch
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Attack on Titan
Battlestar Galactica
Doctor Who (Season 8)
Downton Abbey
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Legend of Korra
Once Upon a Time ..."


Legend Of Kora, Agent of SHIELD, and Downton Abbey are amazing. I need to watch Once Upon A Time and Doctor Who.


message 36: by Allison (new)

Allison I tried Doctor Who, but (don't kill me) I thought it was boring. I'm more of a drama or comedy person. Not sci-fi in shows.


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

(LAUGHS.) I forgot about my old posts on here.


message 38: by Abigail (new)

Abigail   (abi_cook) | 64 comments If you still got one last left inside that cave you call a chest


message 39: by Allison (new)

Allison ....I'm confuzzled.


message 40: by Allison (new)

Allison HAHAHAHAHAHA I FINISHED THE FIRST RANGER'S APPRENTICE!!!!


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

MY IApple thing is GLITCHING.


message 42: by Allison (new)

Allison IT IS??? BUT APPLE PRODUCTS ARE PERFECT!!!! *sarcasm*


message 43: by [deleted user] (new)

After the updates and all. IT won't let me on here after 6x of trying to log in here. And finally I'm on here.


message 44: by Allison (new)

Allison Ah, updates. Gotta love the bugs that come with them.


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

(FacePalm on the pillow)


message 46: by Allison (new)

Allison PillowPalm.


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

Thanks.

Also, I love your Mod Warning ideas. Is it alright if I used the title for my groups?


message 48: by Allison (new)

Allison Uh, yeah. Sure.


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

Don't worry. I'm putting your username where I got the idea from.

Rough draft:

I don't own the Mod Warning Title. I asked Allison God's Not Dead for permission.


message 50: by Allison (new)

Allison That's good;) Good luck with your Modding stuff. What group?


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