Write, Wrote, Written discussion

HELLO!!!


I have decided to try out my horrific poetry skills on some poems of my own!!!

BUT BE WARNED!!!

They all with be POSITIVE!
Many will have horrible rhyming :D
And a bunch will be about unicorns...



YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! Let's get started!

:D I will start with the one I just made, about unicorns.

1. Neigh, neigh!
Hi!I'm a fluffy unicorn!
Fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff...
FLUFFY!!!
I'M SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. WATERMELONS!!!
They are nice.
And red.
And black and green.
LIKE CHRISTMAS!!
I LIKE CHRISTMAS!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
WATERMELONS = CHRISTMAS!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

More!

3. That little red 'new post' icon is so nice...
It gives me that happy, fuzzy feeling inside -
LIKE CHRISTMAS!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYYAAYAY!!!!!!!!!!

:D ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!

4. I like pillows...
Pillows are soft...
Really soft...
They just make you want to curl up and sleep...
But I DON'T LIKE sleeping!
>: (
I hate pillows.

NEVER!!!!!!!

xD. If poetry is like this, then I will have no problem writing it. Which reminds me...I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't written any poetry

:D I have talent, don't I?


XDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

5. FRUITS!!
Orange
Grapes
Apple
Lemo-
HOLD UP A SECOND!!!!
They aren't organized!
ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!
>:P
THERE!
Apple
Grape
Lemon
Orange
Hmmmmm what about-
Grape
Lemon Apple Orange
SMALLEST TO BIGGEST!!!
But Lemons, Apples, and Oranges are all the same size...
I KNOW!!!
*toddles off to find a scale*

Lol, you have serious skill XD

:D :D :D

I'm flattered!!!!!!

Can you write me a special poem??? Pretty please? ((I'm dead serious, I'll print it and hang it in my room))

Julane wrote: "Can you write me a special poem??? Pretty please? ((I'm dead serious, I'll print it and hang it in my room))"

YES!!!! I WILL I WILL I WILL!!!!

Phil wrote: "please help me!"

TOO. LATE.

6. Julane.
Cool name...
Joo-LANE.
It's kinda like
Too-LANE.
: 0
But that's kinda like
Too-LATE
O.O

[THIS IS THE SPECIAL ONE FOR JULANE.]

6.5 LEGOS.
Legos, legos, legos.
LEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
That would make a great song!
LEGOSLEGOSLEGOSLEGOLEGOSLEGOS...

GOT IT!

[FOR ALICE!]


7. A: I'm flying free...
A: Like a bird without a cage-
G: LIKE A HONEY, HONEY BEE!
A: WHAT.
G: ...STOPPING AT EVERY FLOWER I SEEEEE...
G: ...FOR AN HOURRRRRR.....

:D It's beautiful, isn't it?

(BTW, goodreaders, it is like a private joke between her and I, because we made up that song, and she started it, and then I interrupted in a most...untalented manner.... :D)

Ooooh do another about whipped cream special for me!

Got it! :D

Yay! I'll print all three! Gotta go do homework, bye!

KK!!!

[SPECIAL FOR JULANE...AGAIN]

8. GUESS WHAT?!?!?!
WHIPPED CREAM, THAT'S WHAT!!!
Whipped cream is so awesome!!!!
I LOVE whipped cream!
But, some people DON'T love whipped cream...
*squinty eyes*
Are YOU one of those people who don't like whipped cream?
You better not be!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>.>

Lizzy wrote: "Ruby, I love your poetry! You should read mine on my profile or on Write, Wrote, Written or on Quotev, fanfiction.net or missliterati.com"

Ooh! Thanks!!!!

Okay, I will!

I wanna do a rhymy one, now!

9. Buzzzz Buzzzz
Look! A fly!
Buzzzz Buzzzz
Grr go away, fly!
Buzzz Buzzz
Hmph.
Buzzzz Buzzzz
>:)
Buzzz Buz-
...
...
...
...
...


TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

AMAZING! BRAVO!

:D :D :D

That was... interesting?

It was fabulous! >:)

XD

I've never seen anything like it...

:D I'm special

You certainly are

Oooo more poems! MUST CONTINUE MY AMAZINGNESS TALENT

10. Ode to Plaid

Plaid.
Plaid!
Plaid.
*nods knowingly*

Oooo more poems! MUST CONTINUE MY AMAZINGNESS TALENT

10. Ode to Plaid

Plaid.
Plaid!
Plaid.
*nods knowingly*

Oooo more poems! MUST CONTINUE MY AMAZINGNESS TALENT

10. Ode to Plaid

Plaid.
Plaid!
Plaid.
*nods knowingly*

You posted that...uh... three times. Three times. Three times.

Ahhhhh it's so awesome, my computer glitched and posted it three timesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

I suppose she just really wanted to get her point across about plaid...
Anyways, these are obviously made by a very skilled poet. Nice work.

Rubyfirewoods12=^.^= wrote: "Oooo more poems! MUST CONTINUE MY AMAZINGNESS TALENT

10. Ode to Plaid

Plaid.
Plaid!
Plaid.

Not bad for a three word poem !!
*nods knowingly*"

Rubyfirewoods12=^.^= wrote: "Oooo more poems! MUST CONTINUE MY AMAZINGNESS TALENT

10. Ode to Plaid

Plaid.
Plaid!
Plaid.
*nods knowingly*"

Not bad for a three word poem !

XD thx

#11. ODE TO THE MOLD IN MY APPLE JUICE

Ooh, yum, apple juice..
...
I don't think I want to drink you, apple juice.
You're all SPOTTY
and DOTTY
and, well - MOLDY
Yeah. I'm sorry, I-
SPLASH!
AAAHHRRGGGHHHGROSSGROSSGROSSTHEREISAPPLEJUICEMOLDONMEEEEEE

I am apparently growing a moldy apple juice farm in my bedroom....I should probably take the cup downstairs.....nah

#12. Doorknobs.

Doorknobs.




Thank you! Thank you!
+catches rose bouquet+
I feel so loved!

#13. My Impeccable Talent For Rhymes

Oh, flower, sweet flower,
You are quite...cower....dly?
No, no let me try that again.
Oh, pencil, oh pencil,
Um, you're quite...dent? And.....ill?
Okay, let me try...
And say GOOD BYE!
Oh wow that was a fantastic rhyme, I'm really proud of myself there...
I'll try again...
BUT I'M JUST NOT NAMED MEGAN!!!
Wow, I'm really getting the hang of this!
I just can't seem to...miss!..........a word?
Oh bother.
No - mother!
Go away!
Um, Cause........yay?
AAARRGGHH
Sigh. When in doubt -

-G.E.O.R.G.E. the snail comes out!