My dumb story stuff. discussion

oops is this the one about the villains?

So you know how the demigods are usually the good guys? Well, to that, I say fuck writing children who don't totally abuse their powers. This is the part where I explain what the hell is going on with those human kiddos the Gods built.

So, all the major Gods built these kids, and there are around 9 of them (because Monday is in the void, and Kaya is too busy being a human). Each kid lives around at least one other kid so it's easier to keep an eye on them.

So here's the whole fucked up mess part. The Gods tried their best to fix the world, but it's kind of out of their control at a certain point. And that means everything is still kind of ass.
So our main bitch, Saori, was built by the mothefucking death God, so she's pretty much just impervious to all harm. She can't get hurt, and she can't get sick, unless you go through a really painfully specific process to get the job done. Probability also tends to tilt in her favor, if she wasn't already OP enough. Her best friend, is named Clementine, and being linked up with the light God, she can light herself on fire. So these two girls are walking home from school, when they get jumped. The dude has a knife, and they get cornered, and they're fucking terrified. So this guy goes to shank Clem, but Saori s k e e t s in front of her because no homo but they're totally gay for each other. The knife deadass just bounces off of her, and while the guy is standing there being confused, they just run off. They get back to Saori's house and they're freaking the hell out, and then death man appears like "yo, so you want an explanation?" and they're like "yUH" and so they get an explanation. It's at some point after that point that our gal realizes that, 1. She's most likely going to outlive all of her friends, 2. that she can pretty much live life without consequences because of the whole probability thing, and 3. She's better than everyone else, and she doesn't need to treat anyone as her equal unless she fucking feels like it. She's also, now super duper curious about the other kids, so she and Clem go off on this whole mission thing to find the rest of them.

Oh yeah she also realizes that everything is fucked and blames the Gods for it even though they are T R Y I N G TH E I R G O D D A M N B E S T. And she starts a totally not cult that's set on taking down the Gods because hoes mad

Notable characters:

Saori: (15) She's a sarcastic little asshole. She used to be nice, until she realized that she was practically immortal and therefore didn't have to face the consequences that came with being a regular person. After the whole Uri shabang, she developed a slight superiority complex, that kind of scared off most of her friends. Most things in life are kind of boring to her, so all she really has left to entertain herself is trying to kill those God guys. poor girl, she's lost most interest in what life has to offer, and she's not even out of highschool. She doesn't try in school at all, and often skips, knowing that if she guesses on her tests, probability shit's got her covered. Recently picked up smoking because she knows it won't kill her. Her family is pretty wealthy, and they live in a house by the water. Her mother spends most of her time at work, and, like, tries to pretend she doesn't hate her daughter, but it isn't really working. Saori looks nothing like either of her parents, leading her father to believe that he was cheated on (she didn't) Which doesn't make him angry, so much as really fucking sad. her dad works from home, but spends most of the day locked up in his office.

Akihito: (21) Saori's brother. He's graduated from high school and plays bass for his band. Lives in an apartment with a few friends, works three jobs, and is usually stoned. He's vaguely aware of the whole God thing, and everytime something weird is happening, he just assumes it's his sister and her "s...uperhero...friends or...whateverthefUCK" messing around with the general order of things. Not very important to the story, tbh, but he's a fun character to shitpost about. Oh yes, also, he's the big gay.

Clementine: (15) Clem is baby. She's kind of sheltered, never had much access to the internet, and has lived two houses down from Saori all her life. She's extremely gullible and socially awkward, so she's always been fine with her older siblings and Saori taking the spotlight. She just wants everyone to be happy, yknow? She's pretty much the one person who's stuck by Saori no matter what, and is super fucking skeptical about all the other kids. Her dad's been in and out of the hospital ever since she was little, and so she's learned to be more reliant on her friends than her family. Oh yeah and she's mega clingy.

Jeremy:(16) The kid of one of the three sisters. The timelord, to be specific. He can kind of just fuck around with time. slow it down/speed it up/time travel stuff(but he can only do that one if he's with teleportation girl). He's a lawful good son of a bitch, and is over all just a pretty decent guy. He's a bit of a narcissist, and believes that he just has the best most amazing moral compass. He fucking H A T E S Saori (the feeling is mutual) And has more dad energy than he knows how to handle. the hoe thinks he's a fucking saint, he can't be wrong. He's a stubborn little asshole but like he tries to be nice but is it working? n o.

Isla: (17) "paired" up with Jeremy and one other kid. They all go to a private school in england. Isla can mess around with stuff. She can teleport, grow and shrink things, and overall just be a fuckass. She's amazing, though. So much mom energy. She's the oldest out of all the Godly kids. She's been friends with Jeremy since middle school, and they're kind of just best buds. She's v quiet, and a real stickler for rules, comes across as very shy, but that's mostly just because she doesn't enjoy talking to people. She finds that it's a waste of time. Totally fucking in love with Jeremy sweet jesus how hasn't he noticed yet.

Ollie:(11) Her name is Olivia, but fuck you. Ollie is the youngest of them all, and is grouped in with Isla and Jeremy because they had an odd number of kids. She, like Jeremy and Isla, is a child of one of the three sisters. And our bitch can see the future, and can kind of sense things about people. She really out here just vibing. She acts a lot more mature than most kids her age, to the point where it can come off as intimidating and even a little scary. But at her core she really is just smoll, and she's scared and overwhelmed really easily.