ask disney [inactive] discussion

Yo. Why not go on memory lane and stuff? So I know this group is kinda sorta dead *cries* but in the beginning there was a bunch of awesome sauce convos. So post your favorite ones and the replies and lets laugh at them. Yes you are allowed to post in between conversations laughing at the stupidity or amazingness of our charries. The whole point is for nostalgia. xD

Right? I'll post some of my favorites soon.

Mal and Ula's first time meeting

Me: COME ON MAL LET'S GO MEET URSULA!!!:D Then you can have a friend!
*Drags Mal over*

Maleficent: I do not need "friends" fool. I manage myself perfectly alone.

Me: Introduce yourself and be nice!

Maleficent: Were you listening to anything I just said?

Me: *shoves Mal forward*:D

Mal: ...Hello Ursula. I've heard many things about you...

Me: that's not how you introduce yourself to somebody Mal!

Mal: Yes? Well that is how I introduce myself to somebody, so hush. And how would you know anyway? You don't talk to people therefore you never have to introduce yourself..

Ursula: Are you that person Maleficent? So many people have tried convinceing me that you are worthy...*inspects her carefully*

Me: Ursula!!! Be nice!!! No judging!

Ursula: Hmm, she seems useful...

Me: URSULA!!!

Ursula: What? I have no time for foolishness.

Me: Ugh...please excuse her...

Rai: *wipes tears* And a friendship bloomed...I'm not crying...psh

Han's attackers

Me: DEATH TO THE WEIRDO!

Aurora: Hello Hans. Pleased to meet you!

Me: ARE YOU CRAZY?!

Aurora: No. I'm Aurora.

Me: *Mutters* Psycho

<333 Awww

Me: Lady Tremaine says its okay. I'm saying this for her because -

Lady T: How dare you assume my response?

Me: *sigh* Here we go...

Ursula: Annoying isn't she?

Vidia: She really is. Always interrupting conversations.

Me: I wasn't...

Lady T: Silence fool!

Ursula: *sigh* She is so annoying...really...

Me: Can we please answer the question and get this over with.

Vidia: Interrupting conversations is the only fast thing you're in.

Me: ...Wha...bu...oh...*sigh*

Lady T: Well Gothel, I shall indeed.

Me: Great. Answer given. Bye.

Ursula: Bu-

Vidia: He-

Me: BYE!
*hits post*

Lady T: Of course it matters! I am clearly a very high, and upstanding citizen -

Me:...No you're not. You're a jerk. You tried to trick the prince into marrying one of your wenches.

Lady T: How dare you! You pompous, arrogant, self-serving -

Me: You're describing yourself again.

Ursula: She isn't completely wrong. You really are an arrogant, self-serving wench.

Me: Ursula...you're...agreeing with me?!

Ursula: Silence fool. I am not agreeing with you. I am simply stating that you said something intelligent for once.

Me:....

Vidia: Ugh. I hear that we're going to Neverland. Now you clumsies get to ruin my homeland?

Me: But...Peter Pan lives there. So hasn't he already ruined it...?

Vidia: No. He was a big idiotic boy, but he didn't ruin anything. It was only one of him. Now an entire flock of you are coming.

Ursula: I am not this 'clumsy' of which you speak of.

Lady T: Nor am I.

Vidia: *sighs* Yes. Because a big black oaf always 'swimming' and falling into the water isn't being clumsy. And a thing that can't even keep one other clumsy locked in a room long enough isn't clumsy. Their stupid.

Me: ...*laughs*

Vidia: And as for you! You trip over your own two feet. You fall when there is nothing to fall over! You're probably going to fall right into the Pixie Hollow Tree and ruin it somehow!

Me: ...

Me: ........WTF?! NO! COME BACK TO ME URSULA! AND YOU TOO MAL!! LOOK! I WANT YOU GUYS TO GO BACK TO MAKING FUN OF ME! TELLING ME HOW WORTHLESS I AM! I WANNA GO BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN YOU GUYS HATED LOVE AND LET ME HATE IT AS WELL! WHEN YOU GUYS YELLED AT ME FOR FANGIRLING AT TIMES! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!!!!!!

Vidia: Not windy. I prefer the wind, it give me even more speed than I already have.

Me: Thats all you ever talk about. Its boring.

Vidia: *glares* All right change of topic. Are you done with my food.

Me: *hangs head in shame* ...No...

Vidia: Than you shouldn't be talking. And I'll have you know faries find my very interesting and you boring.

ME: No they don't...they think you're mean and selfish.

Vidia: PANCAKES!

Hades: Apparently, all the villains are getting theme songs except for me

Me: That was meant for only Mal -_-

Hades: And I took the liberty of making my own instead of having one of my minions, because they would fail at it

Me: You don't have any minions

Hades: You might want to re read the last three pages...

Me: Fine -_-

Hades: Anyways, here it goes
*music plays*
And the Hades gonna hade hade hade hade
And his minions gonna work work work work
Baby I'm just gonna con quer the world
Hades rocks hades rocks

Me: Not this song -_-

Chorus: Oh oh oh oh

Genie: I want to join in
And the Genie's gonna gene gene gene gene
And he's gonna grant some wish es
And he'll have a tonna fun fun fun fun
Magic rocks magic rock

Chorus: Oh oh oh oh

Chesh: My turn
Hey hey hey
While you been playing croquet with the queen
And the dirty dirty cheaters
You coulda been smiling up with this
sick
cat

Chorus: *clap* *clap* *clap*

Yzma: My Kuzco tried to kill me off
I said "Oh my god" you turned me into cat
And then Kronk over there, with the hella good hat
He comes on over so we can kill Kuz co

Chorus: Oh ohoh

Olaf: And I'm gonna hug some pee pee people
And I'm gonna have fun fun fun fun
And I'm gonna have more fun fun fun
And then when Summer's done done done done
I will hug A-a-nna

Chorus: Oh oh oh

*music stops*

Me: I don't get a turn?

Everyone: Nope

Me: Rude *turns away and slams the door*

Ahahaha. That was a good one.

Aww this is so great.

I'm here! :) I'm at Dunkin Donuts which has free Wi-Fi, so... I can be on for a while. But not very long. Just like, 15 more minutes. Then we're driving back home tomorrow so I'll be on then.


O.O Gosh... your rant.

Need to post on my journal and send out an Ask Royals message.

They were good :)

donuts eww

Lady T: Never listen to the commoners dear. They don't know what they're talking about, and they simply are jealous of your beauty.

Me: What beauty?

Lady T: *glares* Ursula. May I have the...?

Ursula: Of course. *hands it over*

Me: Have what...?

Lady T: *smirks* Vidia? If I may?

Vidia: *flies around bottle*

Me: *gulps*

Lady T: Come over here child

Me: No thanks.

Lady T: *sigh* Vidia?

Vidia: *flies over me making me fly and guides me over to Lady T*

Me: *Gulps*

Lady T: *drops potion*

Me: *dead*

That time when Allie asked me to write a poem about rubber ducks:

The shrill sound fills the room with fright.
It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.
The eyes stare back at me, black as night.
It's not real, I repeat. It's not real.

I turn off the water and throw it aside.
The squeak fills my bones with fear.
Why did I even come in here?
It makes me want to run and hide.

The painted smile stays in place.
I stare in horror at his face.
I tell my self it's just a duck.
But I know I have no such luck.

It's haunting me, lying there.
It is no lion or a bear,
but something worse; it's features stare
until my mind it cannot bear.

It's made of rubber, but I know
inside is more; it owns my soul.

I did? XD
that sounds like me...

Yeah, it's on "Ask Hermes" in the Ask Mods Folder :)

XD lol

Remember the time we all found out our auras?

ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Remember the time we all found out our auras?"

Lol yes! I was blue and you were pink. And Mei was white… and Alex was… green?

I don't remember Alex's


And I think Kate was yellow...

Yeah. :)

Then I made the Type Talk group :P

*sigh* Back when we were all active all the time...

*sigh* Back when we were all happy....T_T

Aww *tear*

yeah....