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message 1: by Sarah ∞, FOUNDER,HEADMASTER, Quidditch Coach (new)

Sarah ∞ (stargalgirl) | 401 comments Mod
Got any normal jokes?


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

NOPE


message 3: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
yep!


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

okay


message 5: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
the first one is corny but listen


message 6: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
why did the nurse have a red crayon?


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

idk


message 8: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
the doctor told her to draw blood!


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

lol.thats good
okay
knock knock


message 10: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
whos there?


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

nobody


message 13: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
nobody who?


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

thats not it.the person telling the joke is supposed to not talk.like theres nobody there


message 16: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
funny. lol


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

ya


message 18: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
i have to tell that to my friends. and my dad's friend he is the one who told me the nurse joke.


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

i got it off the puruit os happiness


message 20: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
okay


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

ya


message 22: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
I know of a placewere you never get harmed,
a magaical place, full of magical charm,
HOGWARTS, HOWARTS!


message 23: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments Jules ~Arithmancy Pro.~ wrote: "I know of a placewere you never get harmed,
a magaical place, full of magical charm,
HOGWARTS, HOWARTS!"


WOOT WOOT!


message 24: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments What did the sea say to the land?


message 25: by Meghana (new)

Meghana | 20 comments Hmm..let me think....

Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD




message 26: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments ♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Hmm..let me think....

Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD

"


HI MEGHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Shtollllllllllllllerrrrrr. =] But hi.


message 27: by Meghana (new)

Meghana | 20 comments Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Hmm..let me think....

Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD

"

HI MEGHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Shtollllllllllllllerrrrrr. =] But hi."


You're the stoler! That was my joke! I mean,i told that to you...but. Hi.


message 28: by Meghana (new)

Meghana | 20 comments I JOINED!!


message 29: by Swati (last edited Sep 26, 2009 12:09AM) (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments ♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Hmm..let me think....

Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD

"

HI MEGHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Shtollllllllllllllerrrrrr. =] But hi."

You're the stoler!..."


=]


message 30: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments ♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "I JOINED!!"

Aiiiiknoww! Sup!


message 31: by Meghana (new)

Meghana | 20 comments Nothing! You! Homework!


message 32: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments ♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nothing! You! Homework!"

Awesome! YOu suck! Homework?! You've gotta be kidding me!


message 33: by Meghana (new)

Meghana | 20 comments Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not today

Which is also the reason i will be seeing a movie tonight


message 34: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments ♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not today

Which is also the reason i will..."


Omg. You freeeeak. But we have to watch a movie tooooo mayyne!! You me Tarkuuuuu! And some other random people!


message 35: by Meghana (new)

Meghana | 20 comments Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not today

Which i..."


Random people like?


message 36: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments ♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not to..."

I dunnoo..Shivani like last time I guess..


message 37: by Sarah ∞, FOUNDER,HEADMASTER, Quidditch Coach (new)

Sarah ∞ (stargalgirl) | 401 comments Mod
Why did the bee go to the doctor?

It had a problem with it's BEE-hind!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 38: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
lol


message 39: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
why was the tomato blushing?


message 40: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
he saw the salad dressing!

(I got this one from a laffy taffy wrapper.)


message 41: by Aurora, Muggle Studies Prof. (new)

Aurora the Roman Goddess of the Dawn | 265 comments Mod
Myrtle I like the bee one.


message 42: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments Aurora wrote: "Myrtle I like the bee one."

xHaha same.


message 43: by Julie, HEADMASTER Arithmancy Prof. (new)

Julie (httpwwwgoodreadscompups) | 492 comments Mod
*sniff sniff* no one likes me jokes....


message 44: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments =]


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

ok, you allllll know this one (or at least hope u do) and i'm jst saying it, because i feel bad not contributing to our lovely list of normal jokes. so:

knock knock?

who's there?

banana

banana who?

knock knock

....who's there?

bannana

....bannana who?

KNOCK KNOCK!

wtf, who's there?

baaaaannnaaaaana!!!!!!

*sighs exasperatedly* BANANA WHO?????

*starts dancing and singing* Knockedy knock!

holy ****, who's there???????

ORANGE!

....uh, orange who?

orange ya glad i didn't say banana?

*Stalks away angrily*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahhhh....i'm so funny :D


message 46: by [deleted user] (new)

XD wow...



message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

lol, i know


message 48: by Aurora, Muggle Studies Prof. (new)

Aurora the Roman Goddess of the Dawn | 265 comments Mod
lol


message 49: by Swati (new)

Swati  (readerforevergmailcom) | 151 comments Laura wrote: "ok, you allllll know this one (or at least hope u do) and i'm jst saying it, because i feel bad not contributing to our lovely list of normal jokes. so:

knock knock?

who's there?

banana

..."


xD xD


message 50: by [deleted user] (new)

no affence again but none of those jokes were funny except for the one about the crayon.


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