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Sarah ∞, FOUNDER,HEADMASTER, Quidditch Coach
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Sep 25, 2009 07:29PM
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thats not it.the person telling the joke is supposed to not talk.like theres nobody there
i have to tell that to my friends. and my dad's friend he is the one who told me the nurse joke.
i got it off the puruit os happiness
I know of a placewere you never get harmed,
a magaical place, full of magical charm,
HOGWARTS, HOWARTS!
a magaical place, full of magical charm,
HOGWARTS, HOWARTS!
Jules ~Arithmancy Pro.~ wrote: "I know of a placewere you never get harmed,a magaical place, full of magical charm,
HOGWARTS, HOWARTS!"
WOOT WOOT!
♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Hmm..let me think....Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD
"
HI MEGHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Shtollllllllllllllerrrrrr. =] But hi.
Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Hmm..let me think....Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD
"
HI MEGHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Shtollllllllllllllerrrrrr. =] But hi."
You're the stoler! That was my joke! I mean,i told that to you...but. Hi.
♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Hmm..let me think....Nothing,its just WAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEDDDDDDDD
"
HI MEGHUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Shtollllllllllllllerrrrrr. =] But hi."
You're the stoler!..."
=]
♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nothing! You! Homework!"Awesome! YOu suck! Homework?! You've gotta be kidding me!
Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not todayWhich is also the reason i will be seeing a movie tonight
♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not todayWhich is also the reason i will..."
Omg. You freeeeak. But we have to watch a movie tooooo mayyne!! You me Tarkuuuuu! And some other random people!
Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not todayWhich i..."
Random people like?
♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Swati wrote: "♥!!!Meghana!!!♥ wrote: "Nope! I'm not! My mom said,since we aren't going anywhere this dussera,she'll take me for all the movies i want....but only if i finish my hw quick..but not to..."I dunnoo..Shivani like last time I guess..
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
It had a problem with it's BEE-hind!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It had a problem with it's BEE-hind!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok, you allllll know this one (or at least hope u do) and i'm jst saying it, because i feel bad not contributing to our lovely list of normal jokes. so:
knock knock?
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
....who's there?
bannana
....bannana who?
KNOCK KNOCK!
wtf, who's there?
baaaaannnaaaaana!!!!!!
*sighs exasperatedly* BANANA WHO?????
*starts dancing and singing* Knockedy knock!
holy ****, who's there???????
ORANGE!
....uh, orange who?
orange ya glad i didn't say banana?
*Stalks away angrily*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahhhh....i'm so funny :D
knock knock?
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
....who's there?
bannana
....bannana who?
KNOCK KNOCK!
wtf, who's there?
baaaaannnaaaaana!!!!!!
*sighs exasperatedly* BANANA WHO?????
*starts dancing and singing* Knockedy knock!
holy ****, who's there???????
ORANGE!
....uh, orange who?
orange ya glad i didn't say banana?
*Stalks away angrily*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ahhhh....i'm so funny :D
Laura wrote: "ok, you allllll know this one (or at least hope u do) and i'm jst saying it, because i feel bad not contributing to our lovely list of normal jokes. so:knock knock?
who's there?
banana
..."
xD xD
no affence again but none of those jokes were funny except for the one about the crayon.



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