Ranters and Reviewers discussion

Share all your snarky rants here!

This is what I am most proud of: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

XD XD XD

xD amodini that is the best rant review EVER.

Thanks! I went stir-crazy for that one XD XD
You liked it?

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

my rant review of Percy Jackson and the lightning thief. Spoiler- I didn't like it.

yes I did lol

I LOVE that rant ❤️

Aah I love these!!
Isn't it funny how we hate reading bad books but we love reviewing them :D

ME XD

SAME XD XD XD

My review of Everything, Everything is by far my favorite, but my review of To Kill a Kingdom comes a close second. (Remember when I had time to write long reviews? Me neither).

Amodini wrote: "This is what I am most proud of: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

XD XD XD"

That is a HILARIOUS review.

A n n i e ⚔ wrote: "Amodini wrote: "This is what I am most proud of: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

XD XD XD"

That is a HILARIOUS review."

Thanks! One of my overboard reviews XD
I have crazy review for TGW and TSS and SoC and CK.....

reina ✨ wrote: "ahh i'm sorry for being so inactive but i'm here now and here are my two favourite rant reviews:

~ zenith—it's kind of terrible but i spent forever on it and can't bring myself to delete it (https..."

Awesome reviews :)

"hopefully people will purr less in the future" OMGGG

I loved that line too XD XD

Here are some of my rants:

Six of Crows: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

City of Bones: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Cinder: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Eragon: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Shadow and Bone: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The Alchemyst: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Sorry there are so many!! I write a lot of rants :)

Same here but I am really really lazy to link them here but I'll try XD XD

Okay. So I am linking some of my proud rant-reviews:

Crooked Kingdom: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The Silvered Serpents:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Throne of Glass: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The Gilded Wolves: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The Star-Touched Queen: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

How do you like them??

What happened to everyone?? XD

I love those reviews!!!

Also, sorry, I was "working out." AKA, watching booktube in my basement

omg Sofia that is such a mood! also, does anyone watch authortube?? they do writing vlogs and writing livestreams and it's so cool, at least for me since I love writing

Yeah, I watch authortube all the time!! I'm currently working on a fantasy novel... we'll see how that works out :) I'm super excited about it. And it's so inspiring to see other writers struggle and rant and toss their computers across the room (figuratively, that is).

reina ✨ wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Yeah, I watch authortube all the time!! I'm currently working on a fantasy novel... we'll see how that works out :) I'm super excited about it. And it's so inspiring to see other writ..."

That made me grin :D

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

This is the rant review that I'm most proud of...it doesn't really make sense if you didn't read the book but here is what I have. Also, Sofia you're writing a fantasy novel? I'm writing a sad YA contemporary, but I don't know if I'd ever get it published.

andrea wrote: "https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

This is the rant review that I'm most proud of...it doesn't really make sense if you didn't read the book..."

I would love to read it if it gets published!!

Mine is definitely a draft. I'm a perfectionist, so I wrote 100-ish pages and then deleted most of it and wrote it again, but then I read it over and hated it. So I'm currently in the process of rewriting it AGAIN. We'll see what happens :)

Sofia wrote: "andrea wrote: "https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

This is the rant review that I'm most proud of...it doesn't really make sense if you didn'..."

In my lifetime, I've probably started writing about 8 books, but only one has made the cut so far. I've written most of them when I was younger so if anyone wants to see my old stories or drafts feel free to pm me and I can share it with you ahaha. But anyway, I totally understand the rewriting thing...I've gotten bored with my own concepts so many times.

Yeah, same here. I've written hundreds of pages of material, but I've never been this devoted before. I even drew a map XD

I have too many ideas but not enough skills

A n n i e ⚔ wrote: "I have too many ideas but not enough skills"

Story of my life

Sofia wrote: "andrea wrote: "https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

This is the rant review that I'm most proud of...it doesn't really make sense if you didn'..."

I am the exact same!!!! Whenever I sit to write, I delete it halfway because I don't like it or something. Still waiting for the day when I actually complete anything 😂

My two favorite rants, that I am so proud of :

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes reviewrant - https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Siege and Storm reviewrant -
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Aahana wrote: "My two favorite rants, that I am so proud of :

The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes reviewrant - https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

[book:Siege..."

They are amazing XD

Aw thanks :)

Okay, so I wrote a small rant for Shadow and Bone.
Check it and tell me 😂😂

I don't really write rants too often, but here is an exception:
The Princess Diaries: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

I love that rant!

Thank you!

I have... a lot. Is it weird that I can review books that I hate better than books that I love? It's weird, I'll have looong reviews for books I hate, but really short reviews mostly filled with screaming for books I loved.

Carve the Mark: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Hush, Hush: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Requiem: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Anna and the French Kiss: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Loveboat, Taipei: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Here Be Sexist Vampires: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The Betrothed: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

(A lot of these were in the past two months which is... kind of disappointing.)

What do you guys think?

Human - it's the same for me!!

Awesome reviews, btw XD

Sofia wrote: "Awesome reviews, btw XD"

Thanks! I'm really proud of my Loveboat, Taipei one :)

Those gifs, though. On point.

Sofia wrote: "Those gifs, though. On point."

I finished two more bad books *sigh*

Little Women: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

The Crown's Game: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

I can not write rants, but i love all the ones i have seen from here! You are all good at writing them!!

Thank you!

:)

I love that lol

hahaha, your review is majestic. I love the amount of time and effort you guys put into letting us know what sucks.