Simps and Pimps Inc. discussion

he’s not my best friend at all but uh hi

Ooooh dang, wtf is up with him?

uh well he’s an ass

but he goes to my school and i have a fucking crush on him and cried over him last night because he doesn’t like me back

Damn, well if he's an ass, why do you like him? And he's not worth you crying!

idk

he’s cute and he has a nice laugh and a nice smile and he’s really sweet and his voice is nice-

Oh, jeez, so basically you're screwed?

Why do you think he's not interested?

well he knows me as ‘the emo girl’

and he’s homophobic

Are you not out at school?

i am to my friends

Oooohhh, okay, understandable.