The Mafias Who Read discussion

After I read a book one of my favorite things to do is to google all of the incorrect quotes for that book, And read through all of them. Share some of your favorites here!

Nico: *Wears dark grey*
Percy: I see you're breaking out the spring colors.

Everything blows up, silly!- Wylan Van Sunshine

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Casteel: I love you.

Poppy: How many people have you said that to?

Casteel: Everyone.

Poppy: Everyone?

Casteel: Yes, I tell everyone that I love you.

LMAOO

Bo-katan: Din, you have lint on your shoulder, let me just..."

Din "I don't want to be king" Djarin: Oh! No! A fatal blow! *falls to the ground and rolls the saber to her* This is the way. It is yours now..."goes limp*

Bo-katan: You really need to stop doing this.
You know it doesn't work like that-And before you ask again, No I will not Rock Paper Scissors for it. I can't bare to listen to you weep if you win.

Peter Parker, a known son of Athena: pls let me in its been four hours

Annbeth, peering through the window: no spiders ALLOWED

In the LOTR movie, Gandalf says the famous line "You shall not pass!" When really, in the book, its "You cannot pass!" The movie version sound cooler, but now, every time I tell someone this they're like, who cares?! Uhh, me. Duh.

Hmm that's interesting! If you watch an interview with Ian McKellen on the Graham Norton Show, he says the line is wrong in the movie because he made a mistake and got it wrong accidentally!

Really!?

Wow I didn’t know that! That’s interesting

*my boyfriend reading from the ap environmental quote book in class*
*him out loud*
"Sit down you whore!"
*our teacher disapointed in hum but laughing*
*me walking in confused af and disapointed*
*my bf now banned from the quote book*

Lmao

Cardan : I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Jude: Cardan, that's physically impossible
Cardan: *cups Jude's face* are you sure?
Jude : * blushing* Stop, I have a reputation