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Oct 09, 2009 08:23PM
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown
"Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." — Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)
☼~Zoeee~☼ wrote: ""Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." — Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)"
((or you can do both))
"Fairy tales, are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be defeated." — G.K. Chesterton
(( poor dragons))
"It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it." — Terry Pratchett
"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one." — Terry Pratchett
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad."
Terry Pratchett sorry, it didn't copy paste right.
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"Spoons are not important right now!" "I'd tell you, but then I would have to find some one to pay me to kill you."
~Terry Prachett
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-Albert Einstien
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-Mark Twain
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— Mark Twain
Amanda wrote: ""Insanity:doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." -Albert Einstein"
Well, duh, every thing is different if you do it over and over. I blame the orbital velocity of the moon and the changing number of kangaroos in this world.
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yes she does she only thinks its different remeber she's insane you can't trust that it's different
"When adults say, "Teenagers think they are invincible" with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail." — John Green (Looking for Alaska)
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
— Bill Watterson
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx
((I have the answer!! now you know how to write just like me!!)) "Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds."
— Douglas Adams
"The Guide says that there is an art to flying,” said Ford, “or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
— Douglas Adams
((flying seems to be a lot like life))
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx
"If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
— E.B. White
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
— Groucho Marx
"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales." — Albert Einstein
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- George Burns (1896-1996)
Talia wrote: " "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx "
"Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
