Chaos With A Cup Of Coffee discussion

At age 30 you've spent a month having birthdays
Your car keys have traveled more than your car

your brain knows where your organs are but won't tell you
if the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, does that mean that only left-handed people are in their right minds?

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue

you can't stand backwards on stairs

We eat pizza from the inside out

You left a building without entering it when you were born (the hospital)

most people aren't scared of being alone in the dark, they're scared of not being alone in the dark

your belly button is your old mouth

True, true :D
The sounds made by dinosaurs were made by humans

No one had ever seen themselves with their eyes closed until the camera.

if you're an identical triplet you are at the same time incredibly rare and incredibly common

the object of golf is to play the least amount of golf

A banana shares half it's DNA with humans. So is a banana half human or a human half banana?

human half banana

a different version of you exists in the minds of everyone around you

your shadow is proof that light from space traveled almost 93 million miles with no obstacles, only to be stopped from reaching the ground in the final few feet because of you

THIS IS HILARIOUS

LOL that was sooo good

One day it won't be.

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OH MY GODS BRAN

XD

BAHAHAHAH

You probably heard voices as a child but don't remember them now.

If two people on the opposite sides of the world, drop a piece of bread, the Earth becomes a bread sandwich.

:00 *wishes I lived across the world from someone so that we can make an earth sandwich*

Jellyfish could be considered plants. I put this as a debate in a group and literally one person says they can’t— that group has like 200 people—

Bran wrote: "One day it won't be."

......

HAHAHAHAHA

If everything goes smoothly, you probably won't remember today.

If you're wearing noise-cancelling headphones and someone has to wave at you to get your attention, you have gone from being voice-activated to being motion-activated.

They never said Humpty Dumpty was an egg…

If life is unfair to everyone, then does that mean that life is actually fair to everyone?

Annabeth wrote: "If life is unfair to everyone, then does that mean that life is actually fair to everyone?"

huh

mary louise wrote: "Annabeth wrote: "If life is unfair to everyone, then does that mean that life is actually fair to everyone?"

huh"

Huh, indeed.

why do i feel like anabeth could pass as a prophet

Annabeth wrote: "mary louise wrote: "Annabeth wrote: "If life is unfair to everyone, then does that mean that life is actually fair to everyone?"

huh"

Huh, indeed."

the fact that i actually don't remember writing that is freaking me out a bit

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes if you've never fallen like that before?

Wait I know the answer those Free-Fall-Coasters

XD Maybe.

Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood and hallucinating.

OMG it is XD but that makes it sound so horrible 🤣

Wait if da soap falls on floor is da floor clean or is da soap dirty

you cant look at a word without reading it

Twix have an endoskeleton and M&M's have an exoskeleton

No, No, No

Bran wrote: "Twix have an endoskeleton and M&M's have an exoskeleton"

🤯

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

mary louise wrote: "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The r..."

Unless you have dyslexia, in which case words always look like that.

Bran wrote: "mary louise wrote: "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at th..."

good point

mary louise wrote: "Bran wrote: "mary louise wrote: "Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lt..."

XD Having dyslexia, reading that was quite the experience.

XDD