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What do you call a pig that does a knife hand strike?Pork chop
LOLQ: what time is it when a dalek runs over your foot?
A: Time to call the doctor
LOL!!Q. Why can't the two watermelon get married?
A. Because they cantelope
XD Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet
Q: whats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?A: a pool table
Q: When is it time to go to the dentist?A: Tooth-hurty ((2:30))
knock knock?who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Oops I did it again.
someone stole my mood ringI dont know how i feel about that
I tried to catch fog yesterdayMist
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Police: where do u live?Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
I was in in the public restroom I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's a person in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
i was just about to post that one.
lol
yea i found that one while reading the I Funny series. I forget which book it is though
lol cool
Summer {"show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy"} wrote: "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "..."Lol
Q. What does the parking meter say to the car?A. If you had any cents you would park here
LOL
What was wrong with the restaurant on the moon?
It had no atmosphere!
It had no atmosphere!
Lol haha!!! Hilarious!!What does a bee wear to work?
A buzz-ness suit!
Lol!
The pencil said to the pen: 'So where's your point?'
The pencil said to the pen: 'So where's your point?'
LolWhy did the chicken cross the court? He heard the referee call fowls
Why does purple run away?Because it doesn't want to miss the end of the rainbow!
Oceangirlie15 wrote: "Why does purple run away?Because it doesn't want to miss the end of the rainbow!"
OMG that is hilarious!!!
Why is the skeleton not crossing the road Because he has no guts
What does one ocean say to another ocean ?Nothing, They just waved :)
Q: What was Captain America's favorite ice cream?
A: Capsicle!
Q: What was Hulk's favorite Halloween character?
A: Frankenstein!
Q: What does IronMan remind us of?
A: TinMan from Wizard of Oz!
A: Capsicle!
Q: What was Hulk's favorite Halloween character?
A: Frankenstein!
Q: What does IronMan remind us of?
A: TinMan from Wizard of Oz!
What did baby corn ask mama corn ?Answer: where is Pop corn ?
Mod
She can't find the key and doesn't know where to come in.
Don't be Fa, be Fi
If you get this, you are awesome, but if you don't... (view spoiler)
Two F clefs walk into a bar. Everywhere they look, they see G clefs. One F clef says to the other, "Let's get out of here, these guys are nothing but treble."
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef