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Share your favorite shower thoughts!

If you're unfamiliar, shower thoughts are those funny impulsive thoughts you get at random times, not necessarily just the shower.

Example: Your bones are always wet (:

I like to think up songs to random scenarios.

I come up with random questions that make no sense right before I go to sleep. Like last night I was just about to fall asleep and then BAM what makes Turkish bread Turkish?

The method?

Matt wrote: "I come up with random questions that make no sense right before I go to sleep. Like last night I was just about to fall asleep and then BAM what makes Turkish bread Turkish?"

That's exactly what we're looking for in this topic!

I play out disaster tactics in my head.

Bibliophile wrote: "What do you mean?"

There's a reddit (r/showerthoughts) that's just full of random unhinged thoughts. You can look it up if that helps!

@Briar Thanks. Uh, I also try to decipher where the origins of everyday objects come from.

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

What? 😂

It makes sense, but it's still a weird thing to say.

Because there's always pregnant people, the average numbers of skeletons in a body is higher than one

if i died in the shower alone....would anyone know?

You're often told to love and be proud of yourself, but when does that cross the line into vanity?

smelling is just breathing but thinking abt it more deeply

If you chip a chip you have more chip but less chip

Lol, it sounds like a tongue twister 😭

~Riaa wrote: "Lol, it sounds like a tongue twister 😭"

yeah. this is my contribution to humankind. you're welcome. *bows*

Pain, pain is ever present. We need pain. But we reject it, avoid it.

Guardian Of The Flowers wrote: "Pain, pain is ever present. We need pain. But we reject it, avoid it."

yuuuuuuup

lol I went with the confusing but wholesome one but more realistically: we're all going to die so what's the point?

Embrace it, do not fear it. Give yourself a trial by flame and pain.

How many animals can i possess before it becomes a zoo or animal sanctuary?

If a song gets stuck in your head is that your theme song?

IKR

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "lol I went with the confusing but wholesome one but more realistically: we're all going to die so what's the point?"


ikr

What if it's not the dark we fear what if it;s what's lurking just out of view.

What does the void even mean?

Why did NASA came up with the space Force Did they find something that they don't want us to see?

people aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, they're afraid that they're not...

Why is it that people are afraid of the ocean... What's down there?

Dogday and Catnap~Smile!~ wrote: "Why is it that people are afraid of the ocean... What's down there?"

they don't know, that's what's so scary

Your Phobias are just what killed you in your past life

Dogday and Catnap~Smile!~ wrote: "Your Phobias are just what killed you in your past life"

oh dang

The scariest thing you could find is a photo of yourself on the website “thispersondoesnotexist.”

Dogday and Catnap~Smile!~ wrote: "The scariest thing you could find is a photo of yourself on the website “thispersondoesnotexist.”"

Or any website where you didn't post that photo 😭

Dogday and Catnap~Smile!~ wrote: "Your Phobias are just what killed you in your past life"

oh god...thats creepy

You see half built buildings but never see people working on them

Nothing is on fire, fire is on things

“Live" is just "evil" spelled backward.

What if sleep paralysis is real and there is someone next to your bed.

Why do we say "I slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

Why does everyone scream when scared but also when we are having fun.

As a kid, your parents taught you to not believe everything you see on TV. Now, you have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.

why is a pizza a circle and the box is a square and a slice is a triangle

Why do we say "heads up" when we really mean "heads down"?

Why does being up for something and Down for something mean the same thing

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only thieves want to see you succeed.

Would scp 173 be able to snap scp 999's neck? I mean, scp 999 is literally a ball of goop without a neck

◤✞ Shiro ✞◥ wrote: "Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only thieves want to see you succeed."

What how do they want you to succeed? they will steal your stuff