✧˚ · .The Crystal Café✧˚ · . discussion

Hopefully this game makes sense lol
Basically, someone says something they wish for, and someone else has to "ruin" that wish.

Example:
Person 1: "I wish my hair was naturally blue"
Person 2: "Your hair is naturally blue but it falls out once it grows more than half an inch long.
I wish-"

Please make sure to add your own wish after ruining someone else's so the game can continue. Have fun!

Bunny wrote: "I wish I could get a fish! (btw love this game!)"

(Tysm!)

You get a fish but it can't swim

I wish I was 4 inches taller

Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "Bunny wrote: "I wish I could get a fish! (btw love this game!)"

(Tysm!)

You get a fish but it can't swim

I wish I was 4 inches taller"

(( Of course, of course! ))

You grow 4 inch..."

You go bald (:

I wish it was colder where I live

Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "Bunny wrote: "I wish I could get a fish! (btw love this game!)"

(Tysm!)

You get a fish but it can't swim

I wish I was 4 inches taller"

(( Of course, of..."

(I'M SO SORRY LMAO)

It never stops raining and your city is constantly flooded

I wish it was 2 hours in the future

Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "Bunny wrote: "I wish I could get a fish! (btw love this game!)"

(Tysm!)

You get a fish but it can't swim

I wish I was 4 inch..."

(LOL)

You sleep but the entire time you're sleepwalking around your neighborhood

I wish GOOREADS DIDN'T HATE ME

(Oh dear lord 😭)

The bean bag is infested with beetles

I wish I could reach the water I'm too lazy to get up and grab :')

(LMAO)

You can only eat plain donuts for an entire year

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt for like no reason

(NO 😭)

You can but you now have a battery that goes into automatic shutdown every 30 minutes no matter where you are

I wish my headphones didn't squeak every time I move

Bunny wrote: "(( RIP MY DAILY LOGS LOL. ))

Now it doesn't work in one ear of the headphone

I wish I wasn't hungry"

(How dare you)

Now you're not hungry but you can never eat your favorite foods

I wish I could see in the dark

You are, but now you and them are the only people left on the planet

I wish I understood what the hell just happened in the pronouns topic of this group

Bunny wrote: "Briar wrote: "You are, but now you and them are the only people left on the planet

I wish I understood what the hell just happened in the pronouns topic of this group"

(( Lmao, the thing's we'd d..."

You can, but all hugs after last just a few seconds too long

I wish my brain stopped lagging

Litten 🥀⛓️🖤 wrote: "I wish my hair was naturally shiny and never greasy"

It is but now it's so shiny you go blind from looking at it

I wish I had water

I wish I had a bike.

You got a girlfriend, but she turns out to be a jerk.

Please remember to follow your response with your own wish! Dw, it's okay just a little reminder so the game can continue! Ty!

I wish I had a pizza.

Briar wrote: "(Oh dear lord 😭)

The bean bag is infested with beetles

I wish I could reach the water I'm too lazy to get up and grab :')"

Briar you offend me :(

Beetle is a silly goober :3 wrote: "Briar wrote: "(Oh dear lord 😭)

The bean bag is infested with beetles

I wish I could reach the water I'm too lazy to get up and grab :')"

Briar you offend me :("

(LOL I'M SO SORRY)

Litten 🥀⛓️🖤 wrote: "[argh sry I keep forgetting lol]

You have pizza, but it’s square

I wish I had more money to spend in town"

You have money, but all of it's monopoly money

I wish my throat didn't hurt

Briar wrote: "Beetle is a silly goober :3 wrote: "Briar wrote: "(Oh dear lord 😭)

The bean bag is infested with beetles

I wish I could reach the water I'm too lazy to get up and grab :')"

Briar you offend me ..."

Lol just jokin it’s fine

You can only gurgle salt water

I wish my wrist didnt hurt T^T

Litten 🥀⛓️🖤 wrote: "[reminder: u make a wish too! ^v^ lol dw I forget to all the time, it’s just hard to keep the game going if ppl dont]"

(Ty <3)

I wish it wasn't like 4 am rn

Don’t worry you’ll going to drop and smash your phone

Wish I had a time machine

You’re going to get a flesh eating condition that makes your arms fall off!! 😂
I wish I was happier

Your WiFi gets stolen by your neighbour and changes the password

Wish I was taller

Granted, but the crimes rates in that country go up like 95%

I wish I was pretty 🫠

Your mum will let you do art but you will always spill paint on yourself

I wish I could teleport

you're happy, but your friends are sad

i wish i was cool

Evangelise Rose ~in my poet era~ wrote: "You’re cool but you are so cool that no one dares approach you

I wish I wasn’t sick"

you're not sick, but everyone else is

i wish i was healthier

U will heal just give it time

I wish I was smart

Naimallama wrote: "U will heal just give it time

I wish I was smart"

(Hey remember the response is supposed to have a negative catch <3)

You aren't, but you can't please yourself either

I wish I could focus

you can focus but now you hyperfixate n everything

I wish i wasnt surrounded by idiots

You aren't, but now you're the idiot

I wish I could travel inside a book world

Mia (Enzo's Blue Jay) wrote: "You aren't, but now you're the idiot
(what changed)

I wish I could travel inside a book world"

You go to the book world but it a nonfiction book

i wish people werent mean

you can make kandi cuffs, but they break when you try to put them on

I wish math wasn't hard

Math became too easy and so everyone majored in it and the colleges got overwhelmed and no English majors existed so everything shut down.

I wish we had a nap time in school

I wish to find a lover

Rose wrote: "I wish to find a lover"

you become irresistible to everyone and have to hide in your house all the time

i wish people werent mean to furries

qwq imma have a moment of sadness due to loneliness

*huggies*

Beetle is a silly goober :3 wrote: "Rose wrote: "I wish to find a lover"

you become irresistible to everyone and have to hide in your house all the time

i wish people werent mean to furries"

People aren't meant to furries but now they're extra homophobic

kyte what do u wish for?

o ye

I wish people didn't exist

KytetheCloud wrote: "o ye

I wish people didn't exist"

you are a person and so now you don’t exist either, all the house pets die and the world explodes from no one running the nuclear plants

I wish everyone except me would disappear for one day

Litten =^•v•^= wrote: "People don’t exist but neither do you

I wish I could have an infinite supply of pony and letter beads"

you have an infinite supply of beads, but no string and cant find any in stores

i wish i could draw well