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You have to go on a very angry rant about the most random thing you can think of. Like why tables are better than shoes. It doesn't have to actually make you upset, you just gotta pretend it does. Have fun!

*TW: a bit gross*

Don't get me started on chickens. I can talk about chickens for hours - breeds, behavior, health/diseases, care, etc. I want to be a poultry veterinarian and care for ill chickens. I've already treated many different injuries and diseases at my chicken sanctuary, and consider myself very knowledgeable in that area. You want to know about chickens? I'm your girl. I had a hen with sour-crop - stuck a tube down her throat and flushed her crop with saline for a few days, healed. I had a hen with a torn claw - cleaned and bandaged and healed. I had a hen with bumblefoot, and after a week of antibiotics and foot baths, healed. I had a hen with vent prolapse (pooping out her guts), and a few days of Epsom salt baths and massages and calcium tablets, healed.

I could continue but I'm tired

(I didn't do exactly what I was supposed to with my rant but it was fun so XD)

Don't get me started on masculine energy, Mark Zuckerberg 🤣🤣😭

Sai :) wrote: "Don't get me started on masculine energy, Mark Zuckerberg 🤣🤣😭"

STOP FR!!!!

This is possibly the prettiest, nerdiest thing ever but DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE WHO USE ADVANCED VOCABULARY THAT THEY HEARD FROM SOMEONE ELSE THEN USE IT WRONG. Like if you want to sound smart USE THE WORD RIGHT. For example:
In my Chinese class we were learning names for family members. In Chinese, the word for grandma and grandpa is different depending on whether it's your dad's parents or your mom's. I said "paternal grandmother" or something like that. Then this kid was saying stuff about the "paternal dad". THIS KID WAS JUST ROLLING HIS EYES ABOUT HOW I WAS USING "fancy" WORDS AND THEN HE GOES AND USES IT WRONG?!
Sorry guys, it's just one of my pet peeves.

WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER.
Don't get me started on people who say chai tea!!! IT'S THE SAME THING YOU'RE JUST SAYING TEA TEA. OMG GUYS I HAD TEA TEA TODAY. DO YOU WANT SOME TEA TEA? Sorry this is random but like AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH.

@ella I AGREE ! I get so much annoyed by it , it’s literally the same thing but in another language

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "This is possibly the prettiest, nerdiest thing ever but DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE WHO USE ADVANCED VOCABULARY THAT THEY HEARD FROM SOMEONE ELSE THEN USE IT WRONG. Like if you want to sound sma..."

paternal dad? lmao why is that so funny

Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER.
Don't get me started on people who say chai tea!!! IT'S THE SAME THING YOU'RE JUST SAYING TEA TEA. OMG GUYS I HAD TEA TEA TODAY. DO YOU WANT SOME TEA TEA? Sorry this is random ..."

frrrr. like chai is the same thing as tea. CHAI MEANS TEA IN MY LANGUAGE (hindi) like omgggg

@Sai Are you indian????

Hindi aati hai?

I know a very small amount of Urdu!

@Briar That’s great ! I also know a few words in Urdu as it’s almost same as hindi

Livlyy wrote: "@Briar That’s great ! I also know a few words in Urdu as it’s almost same as hindi"

Yeahh that's so cool!

It's fascinating to see you people know Urdu..😄

Sai :) wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER.
Don't get me started on people who say chai tea!!! IT'S THE SAME THING YOU'RE JUST SAYING TEA TEA. OMG GUYS I HAD TEA TEA TODAY. DO YOU WANT SOME TEA..."

lol ikr?

Sai :) wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "This is possibly the prettiest, nerdiest thing ever but DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PEOPLE WHO USE ADVANCED VOCABULARY THAT THEY HEARD FROM SOMEONE ELSE THEN USE IT WRONG. Li..."

my friend and I were laughing about that and she said "oh yeah, my paternal mom" it was so funny😂

Livlyy wrote: "@Sai Are you indian????"

yes!

Livlyy wrote: "Hindi aati hai?"

haa mujhe aati hai :)

oof it hurts my head to see hindi written in english script

Good to hear :))goodreads mein bahut kam logon ko hindi aati hai 😭

Livlyy wrote: "Good to hear :))goodreads mein bahut kam logon ko hindi aati hai 😭"

lollll ik im just intruding in the middle of nowhere butt ik hindi too x)

@Soha Yayyyy :D

Livlyy wrote: "@Soha Yayyyy :D"
lolll :)

one of my friends told me to tell you that I am a chinese-american with Indian friends. IDK why but...

Sai :) wrote: "Ella✨(booktrovert) wrote: "WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER.
Don't get me started on people who say chai tea!!! IT'S THE SAME THING YOU'RE JUST SAYING TEA TEA. OMG GUYS I HAD TEA TEA TODAY. DO YOU WANT SOME TEA..."

for me (I'm malayali) I say it as chaya like chai-uh

XD we all have different ways of pronouncing things