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its too late for you now.

♡°Haven°♡ wrote: "hehe. chaos :3"

real.

If you read this essay you will not become a better person. I will not delineate the most progressive stance that you could take on a recent development in politics or culture, taking into account the various relevant social justice considerations and concluding on a rallying cry. And neither will you be presented with a set of arguments advancing the liberal positions that you already support, but which a less well-informed, or perhaps simply more selfish, person theoretically would not. I will not invite you to feel a sense of personal satisfaction, maybe laced with anguish, about your own right-mindedness compared to that theoretical other person. At the same time I will not hash out a supposedly controversial, but in fact well-trodden, stance on an element of progressive culture. Likewise I will not lament the overreaches of political correctness through a series of exaggerated or otherwise dubious examples. You will not be made to feel risqué and rebellious for holding a garden-variety regressive view which, particularly considering the influence of both demographic factors and self-interest, it is perfectly predictable that you would hold. This will not be an essay in which the likes of Foucault and Kant are quoted liberally, to remind you of my steely academic credentials, because in such writing that is where my authority, and hence your interest in continuing to read, derives from. The fact is I don’t have steely academic credentials. No PhD or Ivy League anything or Oxford or Cambridge. Actually I don’t even have an undergraduate degree in this essay’s subject. This is not a piece of writing in which I will use credentialism to flatter your sense of yourself as a highbrow intellectual type. If that is the kind of thing you’re into. There will be no disclosure of personal trauma, or of my dramatic emotional response to an occurrence which, to a less emotionally wrought observer, may not seem really so bad. I will not describe myself as being wracked with sobs or petrified or likewise in order to make you feel either titillated, or gratified as the kind of person who tends to present themselves similarly, or mildly heroic, or as the kind of stoical person who does not, but tends to sympathize greatly with people who do. There will not be the sense that by reading this and buying into my narrative you are a Good Person, siding with a Good Person who had something bad done to them by a Bad Person. I am not a good person. Well, I am sometimes. But I am more than happy to admit that sometimes (often) I am not. I do have one thing to offer you if you keep reading, though: I am pretty confident I will make you laugh. This is not a big promise, maybe. But look around, there’s not much of it on offer elsewhere lately.
i copy and pasted this from somewhere idk

message 608: by ♡°Haven°♡2 minutes ago
♡°Haven°♡ | 144 comments"Ah yes! fantastic idea Jerry! we should definitely sexualize it and make everyone uncomfortable!"

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lizzie ⁸⁷ (n1_blockmeoutstan) | 44 comments"Eureka! Johnathan, the young-ins will love this information on a slang word they used in 2022!"

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message 610: by MidnightButterfly1 minute ago
MidnightButterfly (midnightbutterfly23) | 578 commentsThe what

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lizzie ⁸⁷ (n1_blockmeoutstan) | 44 commentsi forgot other ppl were in this chat for a sec x

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♡°Haven°♡ | 144 comments"Greg! Write this stuff down, it's as delectable as the prosterior of a woman!"

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by lizzie ⁸⁷0 minutes ago
lizzie ⁸⁷"Prosterior? Where? Take notes, folks! Dan is onto something!"

real footage of me and haven yapping about a webster dictionary definition for 'thicc'

BROSKIS I GOT GROUNDED AND I COME BACK TO THIS. 😭😭😭

ALSO I HAVE BOTM AND SOTM AND BOOK BOYFRIEND IDEAS…BOOK BF AND SOTM ARE FROM POLLS BUT ILL MESSAGE U XX

Muskan wrote: "BROSKIS I GOT GROUNDED AND I COME BACK TO THIS. 😭😭😭

ALSO I HAVE BOTM AND SOTM AND BOOK BOYFRIEND IDEAS…BOOK BF AND SOTM ARE FROM POLLS BUT ILL MESSAGE U XX"

IVE BEEN GROUNDE D IM ON MY SCHOOL COMPUTER LOL

✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online (lilythelilac) | 615 commentslizzie .ᐟ wrote: "the oldest living land animal on earth is a 192 y/o tortoise named Jonathan xx"

Jonathan has a mate named Frederik, who was originally thought to be female

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by lizzie .ᐟ0 minutes ago
lizzie .ᐟ✿ Lily the Lilac ✿ ~ Online wrote: "lizzie .ᐟ wrote: "the oldest living land animal on earth is a 192 y/o tortoise named Jonathan xx"

Jonathan has a mate named Frederik, who was originally thought to be female"

little gay tortoises make my day <3

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by lizzie .ᐟ0 minutes ago
lizzie .ᐟyo hes cheating on fred w/ emma

US TALKING ABT GAY TORTOISESS

lets see if this chat is more chaotic than me...🤪

gia ౨ৎ wrote: "Muskan wrote: "BROSKIS I GOT GROUNDED AND I COME BACK TO THIS. 😭😭😭

ALSO I HAVE BOTM AND SOTM AND BOOK BOYFRIEND IDEAS…BOOK BF AND SOTM ARE FROM POLLS BUT ILL MESSAGE U XX"

IVE BEEN GROUNDE D IM O..."


OML ME TOO IM ON MY SCHOOL COMPUTER AND GROUNDED

Same!

triplets!!

😂

hey yalll i’m at a social event and trying to look like i’m on my phone 😊😊😊😊

clock it del !!

hehehe

i js spilled sprite all over my shirt

oop so cutesy

GUYS I RE DYED MY HAIR BUT TURNS OUT MY NEW RED HAIR DYE HAS ORANGE UNDERTONES AND NOW MY HAND IS COMPLETELY ORANGE CUZ I DIDNT WEAR GLOVES 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

HELP I SENT PICS TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY STARTED CALLING ME CHEETO, CHEEZ PUFF, RED DYE 40, CHEETO HEAD I LVOE THEM

OH?

asphodel wrote: "GUYS I RE DYED MY HAIR BUT TURNS OUT MY NEW RED HAIR DYE HAS ORANGE UNDERTONES AND NOW MY HAND IS COMPLETELY ORANGE CUZ I DIDNT WEAR GLOVES 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩"

that sounds so cute

that's what I wanted to know too lol

Mayonnaise. The most confusing and controversial of condiments. Let’s just take a second to process the fact that we, as a society, casually slather whipped eggs and oil onto food and pretend like that’s normal. WHO STARTED THIS MADNESS? WHO MADE THIS A THING?
First of all, let’s talk about the texture. Mayonnaise just sits there, looking suspiciously glossy, like it knows something we don’t. It doesn’t pour. It doesn’t spread easily. No, it just kind of plops onto food with the unsettling enthusiasm of something that should NOT exist. And yet, people act like it’s completely fine to dunk an entire sandwich into this questionable goo.
And the SMELL. Mayonnaise smells like disappointment. Like an ingredient that wasn't supposed to be here but somehow wormed its way into every fridge on earth. You know something has gone wrong when even the smell makes you question your life choices.
Then there’s the way mayo just appears in foods without warning. You innocently bite into something—boom! Mayo ambush! Why is it in my tuna salad? Who authorized this horror in my pasta? Did I sign some contract agreeing that mayonnaise should be legally allowed to sneak into every dish without consent? Because I want OUT.
And don’t even get me started on people who eat it straight. Just straight-up spooning mayo into their mouths like that’s a NORMAL ACTIVITY. Society should have rules. LAWS, even.
Anyway, that’s my rant. If mayonnaise ever gains sentience, I hope it knows I am watching.

Sorry that’s my rant on mayonnaise 😅. My family loves it and my dad eats it with a spoon and it drives me crazy!

Josiah wrote: "Mayonnaise. The most confusing and controversial of condiments. Let’s just take a second to process the fact that we, as a society, casually slather whipped eggs and oil onto food and pretend like ..."

Wait.. I agree with all of this tho. 😂

Real I HATE marina

Mayonnaise *

mayonnaise on bread

wt flip

mayonnaise on olivia

mayonnaise on your feet(i'm js saying random stuff)

gia wrote: "mayonnaise on olivia"

!??!?

Kierra wrote: "mayonnaise on your feet(i'm js saying random stuff)"

NO NO!!

Ummm what???

Josiah wrote: "Ummm what???"

i'm traumatized

Josiah wrote: "Ummm what???"

idk

tehe your welcome josiah :)

>:3

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Well I guess it is the chaotic chat lol

lol

is it morally wrong to name a baby 'Tax Evasion'?

Maybe? I don't know

my older brother gave me 20 bucks for eating a spoon filled to the max with mayonnaise

naima wrote: "my older brother gave me 20 bucks for eating a spoon filled to the max with mayonnaise"

Was it worth it?💀

I wouldn't do that for 100000 dollars

naima wrote: "my older brother gave me 20 bucks for eating a spoon filled to the max with mayonnaise"

Make him eat a spoonful of cocoa powder. Its the WORST.

I hate mayonnnaise and any other sauce or condiment (Well ketchup can be okayish if its on the right thing and im in the right mood)

Caroline (KEEFE! KEEFE! KEEFE!) wrote: "naima wrote: "my older brother gave me 20 bucks for eating a spoon filled to the max with mayonnaise"

Make him eat a spoonful of cocoa powder. Its the WORST."

When I was little my sister put plain cocoa powder on something i forgot what it was thinking it would be good and it most definitely was not

Ava˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ wrote: "Caroline (KEEFE! KEEFE! KEEFE!) wrote: "naima wrote: "my older brother gave me 20 bucks for eating a spoon filled to the max with mayonnaise"

Make him eat a spoonful of cocoa powder. Its the WORST..."

I've ate it for a challenge. Twice! My sisters LOVE watching me eat it.