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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

The title says it all


message 2: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments Honestly, that's what he/she said is the best I could do 😭


★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ "Get your own life together before u try to fix mine" ^v^


message 4: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments yesssss thats good


message 5: by Sai :) (new)

Sai :) (the climate catastrophe is real) | 50 comments bruhhhh 🤣

here's my universal comback: you're _______ (insert first thing that comes to mind)

although my comback does have drawbacks. once i almost told my sister "you're so hot" 😭😭🤣


★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ Sai :) wrote: "bruhhhh 🤣

here's my universal comback: you're _______ (insert first thing that comes to mind)

although my comback does have drawbacks. once i almost told my sister "you're so hot" 😭😭🤣"


Lol XD


message 7: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments I usually say "yeah? well ______ your face!!"
(I am not the best at comebacks yall)


★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ I wish I said this to my math teacher today " Perhaps I would learn better if you stopped complaining that your son doesn’t love you, rather than teaching me."


message 9: by Sai :) (new)

Sai :) (the climate catastrophe is real) | 50 comments OOH BURNNNNN

i can see you're talented in the art of insults


message 10: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments key word: DELAYED insults


message 11: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments but yes I concur


★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ Sai :) wrote: "OOH BURNNNNN

i can see you're talented in the art of insults"


yes I am indeed 😅


★ sᴛᴀʀ ★ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴡᴏʀʟᴅ Potato wrote: "key word: DELAYED insults"

FR, five minutes after a heated argument my brain decided to come up with the best things I should of said/done


message 14: by Louis :3 (new)

Louis :3 | 39 comments Mod
My friends make a lot of sex jokes for teachers-


message 15: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments are you going to share with the class?


message 16: by Louis :3 (new)

Louis :3 | 39 comments Mod
Like Long Division for math teachers- etc.


message 17: by Potato (new)

Potato | 37 comments ew


message 18: by Louis :3 (new)

Louis :3 | 39 comments Mod
yeah- its eh-


message 19: by Soleil (new)

Soleil (lovestruck_) 💀


Barnette ⋆˙⟡  (my girlfriend's version) Sai :) wrote: "bruhhhh 🤣

here's my universal comback: you're _______ (insert first thing that comes to mind)

although my comback does have drawbacks. once i almost told my sister "you're so hot" 😭😭🤣"


"You're a banana"


message 21: by Sai :) (new)

Sai :) (the climate catastrophe is real) | 50 comments GUYSSS I DISCOVERED THE GOAT OF ALL COMEBACKS

to every comment that somebody says, say:
"you wish"
or "if only"

and keep repeating those two things until they go crazy :) :)


message 22: by Sai :) (new)

Sai :) (the climate catastrophe is real) | 50 comments i tried it on my sister and it was glorious


message 23: by lovelauren (new)

lovelauren | 1 comments I just ask them if they're okay and watch the terror in their eyes


message 24: by ishraq. (new)

ishraq. Lauren wrote: "I just ask them if they're okay and watch the terror in their eyes"

!?


Anna⸆⸉ (hiatus) ~ Jinu's, Jacks, & Wes' Version ~ (tortured poet)[ | 7 comments It wasn’t a comeback, but it’s always just me rethinking that one conversation I had with my crush 4 years ago (whom I don’t like anymore) and thinking about what I could’ve said that would’ve sounded less weird…. 😭


message 26: by Sai :) (new)

Sai :) (the climate catastrophe is real) | 50 comments damn


Dinah ✨Keefe's Only✨Setter #7-15 J | 1 comments are you finished yet?" is what i always want to ask my parents when theyre mad at me for smthn. or when my siblings are yelling at me.


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