The E. A. discussion

I am of the opinion that instead of just having toast and burnt toast in the system of classification, we should also have bread, dough, and un-risen bread dough. What do y'all think? You can add in more if you want :)

Does this mean flour is classified as the boring & completely unattractive?

Something like that, I guess. Like the Barron in Scarlet Pimpernel.

Which guy was the Barron? What do you think we should have Baby Frank as? Bread? And Darcy (The-Way You-Imagine-Him Darcy, not Movie Darcy)? And every other literary man in existence?

The Barron is the guy that *SPOILER ALERT takes Louis into Austria at the end.

Baby Frank is toast that popped out of the toaster too early. He's barely sizzled toast!

That is a very accurate depiction. With some nice, tasty butter spread on him.

Haha! Yes! Perfect description:)

And honey to make it sweet!

I was thinking the other day of where Sir Percy would be on the bread scale. Most times he is TOAST and then other times he is like molding dough.

That is so true. Hmm. Maybe we should just classify him as bread, to be heated up or unmade as circumstances dictate:)

What should we rate Sherlock? 'Cause he's supposed to be weird looking, but most of the time, I still see him as attractive in a strange way.

Which Sherlock?

Choose one.

Oh, it has been declared that a new catagory should be salted toast: attractive personages bearing un-attractive personalities.

So is that like Wickham? And if I remember correctly, I put salt on my toast and liked it........... Oh dear.

Why did you put salt on your toast??

I wanted more salty buttered toast. Maybe I was low on sodium.

I don't think Wickham would be in that category. When they first meet him he is very agreeable. He lacks character not personality. What kind of toast should he and Willoughby be?

I think the prince from Enchanted is salted toast. What do y'all think?

NO!! Well maybe barely salted. Willoughby and Wickham are toast with rancid butter.

What do you mean barely salted? You don't find him annoying? Ah! So I looks good until you bite into it!

Willoughby & Wickham are cinnamon & sugar toast. Looks delicious. it's everything a girls dreamed of. Then you take a bite & realize it's sea salt, not sugar. They try to cover their bad salt with their cinnamon, wooing ways.

YAS! It is perfect! So what about the attractive/annoying personality type?

They are toast with lemon juice all over them. With a side of ACV.

Haha! What's ACV?

:) apple cider vinegar!

I'm not sure how an attractive/annoying piece of toast can be portrayed.

Haha. Maybe we should just get a piece of toast and draw an evil smirk of annoyingness on it, and call it good;)

A very beautiful piece of toast. Made from the finest of bread.

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