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Woah, Rachel! Your picture is neat too!
What do ants eat when they are ill?Antibiotics
The big chimney asked the little chimney, "Hey, aren't you too young to smoke?"
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?" Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor: "Hmm…that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then??"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."
Three guys fall out of a boat but only two get their hair wet. Why?Because the third guy was bald!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a KFC on the other side.
What did the lion say when he saw a kid on a skateboard?Meals on wheels!
What do you call a sheep without any legs?A cloud.
A butcher is 5-foot-7. So what does he weigh?Meat!
Once there was an old man drowning in the water. A boat came by and asked, " Do you need any help?"The old man said, " No, but thanks anyway."
Then another boat came by and said," Need any help? "
The old man said, " No, God will save me."
So he finally drowned and went up to heaven. He asked God," Why didn't you save me?"
God said," I sent you two boats down there, you Dummy!!"
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?Because she ran away from the ball!
A string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry we dont serve strings here."So the string goes outside puts on a hat and tie goes back in and the bartender says, "WE DONT SERVE STRINGS HERE!"
So the string goes outside takes off the hat and tie, tossles and messes his hair. He goes inside again and the bartender says, "Hey aren't you the same string from before?"
And the string replies, " No, I'm a frayed knot.
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do!
Chelsea wrote: "Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do!
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rofl!!!!!!!!
ur momas so fat when she turned around on halloween it was halloween in the year 3000000200005
Handsome Harry: Every time I walk past a girl she sighs.Wisecracking William: With relief!
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
