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HOLDUP!!!! Twilight Saga Official Guide??
i think that if we need to have a guide for the books, maybe she should stop writing them. i mean, if you dont get enough from what the books say, you must be stupid.but thats just me.
I wish. *pouts*But SM doesn't have the nads to do something that makes sense in her story.
A girl can only hope. *envisions rabid
*envisions Van Helsing FINALLY showing up and shooting poison darts through each of the Cullens heads.*
*sighs of pure delight*
I wanna be a magician!! That's so cooool.... *dreamingly*
lol. Being nocturnal sounds really cool too...
Oh. You guys have a point about the hair...My hair's a deathtrap. More messy hair is hell.
My hair is boring- long and straight and flat. I love it; I'm too lazy to style it or curl it or anything. Besides, it doesn't curl without a gallon (or seven) of hairspray. I'm perfectly fine with this. :D
Nightshade wrote: "My hair is boring- long and straight and flat. I love it; I'm too lazy to style it or curl it or anything. Besides, it doesn't curl without a gallon (or seven) of hairspray. I'm perfectly fine with..."Holy Crap. You. Are Me!
My hair is dirty blonde, and hangs really REALLY straight. It never frizzes or curls on it's own, which is good, but I can't really do anything with it. Seriously, I imagine it will take the jaws of life to get my hair curly, and I don't have enough time as is in the morning.
Oh, and Erasers ARE retired (this was a comment from LOOOONG ago) but I still think they could take the Cullens. Flyboys were pretty cool though.
Sisi*The-Non-Abridged-Version wrote: "Holy Crap. You. Are Me!My hair is dirty blonde, and hangs really REALLY straight. It never frizzes or curls on it's own, which is good, but I can't really do anything with it. Seriously, I imagine it will take the jaws of life to get my hair curly, and I don't have enough..."
OH MY GOSH, WE COULD BE HAIR TWINS. ;)
Except my hair is dark brown. But that's ok. ;) Hmm, never thought of using the Jaws of Life to curl my hair... well, maybe the Jaws plus a little less hairspray than usual. Like, maybe only five gallons instead of the usual seven?
Shit SM is getting desperate. Can't she write anything else?? Go off and get a new series!! If she did that the world would be so much better, eventually no ones going to like Twilight anymore, so she's going to need something new.
I thought she included everything in the back of one of the books. Some crazy BS superpowers that ever single vampire has. If they can control the elements as a vampire, how could they affect the world when they were humans?
Maybe she did something like the back ground stories to the Vamps, that would be kind of interesting. Not that I'm gonna read it! But if I had the lack of brains to be a TwiTard, I would find it good.
Well, she put a list of all the supersparklevamps in the back of BD.Heh, supersparklevamps. I'm going to use that from now on. :D
A list???? What does that do??? How is that entertaining???????????? WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN MAKE GUIDES ABOUT BOOKS?????????????
There's one for Harry Potter as well I think.
Yeah.... but what's the point of guides?? If you're reading it shouldn't you really remember it all?
I think it's supposed to include the stuff you don't know. Like body measurements and such that people care not for. Lolwording.
WHY WOULD YOU CARE???? Suddenly, I'm having an issue with guides. AND FOR BOOKS??? That's worse, just awful!
Celine wrote: "There's one for Harry Potter as well I think."I would love to have one for HP. I think it's going to be an HP Encyclopedia. But to me, there is just SO much within the world that JKR created that an Encyclopedia just works.
Yeah, but Harry Potter is much bigger, has a lot more important characters and spells and all that stuff. But I'm pretty sure it doesn't have the heights of the characters.
Yeah. HP can be totally confusing if you can't remember it all, so a HP encyclopedia is actually a good thing, in my opinion.Also, there's a guide to HP. It's kinda funny in some parts, and it's really helpful, too. :)
Here's the one for books 1-4: Ultimate Unofficial Guide to the Mysteries of Harry Potter
There's also one for the fifth and one for the sixth.
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Good point.My friend Paige (you may know her) were like: “Oh it was 'unforgettable' alright,”
I wouldn't say sane, more like self control.
From my own expeiriences, and talking to people about our standpoints in Twilght, I see four major categories.Haters: Yeah, we know what this means.
Twi-Twards: People that think Edward and others are real and that Stephanie Meyer is the greatest writer alive, blah blah.
Readers: People that have read Twilight, are not obsessed and might even see the flaws in it. Obvious ones, like Bella's name and SM's constant repetitivety.
Neutral: People who haven't read Twilight, have read it and didn't like it and just haven't been pushed to haters, or lovers.
Really, two main groups and two sub-groups battling it out.
Kinda like team Edward and team Jacob, then team Switzerland.
Sometime in one of the books Bella says, "I"m team Switzerland." Or something between those lines.
It's like, "I am Switzerland, I'm neutral," whatever. Personally, I'm Team Bella's Truck. Or maybe Team Tyler's Van.
Uh.... I'm team "Die Twilight!" I guess...
Yeah, I know, who doesn't agree? Well, not on this site.
Rose wrote: "Shit SM is getting desperate. Can't she write anything else?? Go off and get a new series!! If she did that the world would be so much better, eventually no ones going to like Twilight anymore, so ..."No! Don't say that, don't even think about it. If she moves on to another serie the world won't get any better, we'll just have another myth ruined.
I can only start to imagine what she'd do to dragons, mermaids and unicorns if she ever gets her paws on them. If twilight isn't enough as example, look at "The Host". She managed to write about the world being ruled by aliens in a way that made the aliens look sissy.
So, no. Please, Stephanie DO.NOT.WRITE.ANOTHER.BOOK.
Watch there be mermaids, unicorns, fairies, witches, dragons, etc in her new book. >.> Damn, you've jinxed us!
hey! don't forget trolls, and gnomes...oh dang i just jinxed it more...
DAMN!I like this word.
o.o Wait, now she'll call her book Damn! NO! SHE'S RUINED ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORDS!
Screwy kitty faces?Heh. Heheheh. HEHEHEHEHEHEH.
>:3
•:*:•sтερн•:*:• wrote: "ERASERS! (although they were "retired")"but they come back!!!!
Apparently, this is LATE news(and maybe you guys have already heard about this crap), since a comment for this stupid guide says:
"The release date for this book was December of 2008. Then it was changed to February of 2009, then June 2009, and now it's postponed to December 2009. Is it ever going to come out?"
(WTH meyer? Still playing hard-to-get? Or you've realised there's NOTHING to write? Or is this a scam for money?)
I have a slight question about this...
What in the world do we need to be guided in? As far as I know, There's nothing in the 'twilight world' except body glitter and Mary Sues. So what is this book going to CONTAIN? Lets anticipate, shall we? *Laughs Evilly*
But if Smeyer talks more about Bella and Deadward anymore, or says something like "Bella and Edward are still living their perfect piece of forever and ever and ever", I might scream. I don't know, maybe she's going to slip in a short story of them?(Oh God,MORE DESCRIPTIONS???) I honestly don't know what this stupid book is going to contain or tell us.
As long as no more Bella and Edward. PLEASE.
Maybe we're better off not knowing. This twilight stuff can't be any worse right? (I hope i didn't jinx it)